MSTing - Iris>>And I'd give up forever to touch youMIKE: Because you used Nair and your legs are so silky smooth. >>'Cause I know that you feel me somehow CROW: Yeah, and you're all grimey! Ewww! >>You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be SERVO: And that's pretty close to hell, if you ask me. >>And I don't want to go home right now MIKE: Mommy will get mad because I stayed out too late. >>And all I can taste is this moment CROW: And that applesauce I had for lunch. >>And all I can breathe is your life SERVO: Huh? Is that POSSIBLE?!? >>'Cause sooner or later it's over CROW: Usually sooner. Heh heh heh. >>I just don't want to miss you tonight MIKE: So I'll chain you to the bed in my basement. >>And I don't want the world to see me SERVO: ...nude. >>'Cause I don't think that they'd understand CROW: Nudity is so hard to accept! >>When everything's made to be broken MIKE: *crashing noise* Billy, did you break Grandma's antique vase? >>I just want you to know who I am CROW: I'm Rupaul. >>And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming SERVO: I mean, what's really the point? >>Or the moment of truth in your lies CROW: Or the moment when your lies become true. >>When everything feels like the movies MIKE: This is starting to feel a bit like Touch of Satan, what do you guys think? >>And you bleed just to know you're alive SERVO: Hey, let's check if Mike is alive! I've got a machine gun! >>And I don't want the world to see me SERVO: Because that will interfere with my French horn lesson. >>'Cause I don't think that they'd understand CROW: No one understands my love of bacon! >>When everything's made to be broken MIKE: But you just can't break Tupperware. >>I just want you to know who I am CROW: I'm Phoebe Snow. >>(musical interlude) MIKE: Apparently this song came from the soundtrack to the movie "City of Angels." >>And I don't want the world to see me SERVO: I have horrible warts! >>'Cause I don't think that they'd understand CROW: I mean, one of them looks like Chelsea Clinton! >>When everything's made to be broken SERVO: Yes. Shall we break the CD player? >>I just want you to know who I am MIKE: I'm Mia Hamm. >>And I don't want the world to see me CROW: So I'll close my eyes and pretend they aren't there! >>'Cause I don't think that they'd understand MIKE: It's not my fault I have scoliosis! >>When everything's made to be broken SERVO: Like our wills? 'Cuz it's working! >>I just want you to know who I am MIKE: I'm the youngest Hanson brother. >>I just want you to know who I am SERVO: I'm Jan de Bont. >>I just want you to know who I am CROW: I'm Ben Stiller. >>I just want you to know who I am MIKE: I'm Anakin Skywalker.
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