MSTing - Lullaby>>she grew up with the children of the starsMIKE: And John Stamos's brother Richard Stamos, but that's not important. >>in the hollywood hills and the boulevard SERVO: What boulevard? Sunset Boulevard? Santa Monica Boulevard? I need to know! It's very important to the plot of the song! >>her parents threw big parties, everyone was there CROW: Even....DEBBIE?!!! >>they hung out with folks like dennis hopper, bob seeger, sonny and cher MIKE: So, her parents hung out with washed-up has-beens? >>now, she feels safe in the bar on fairfax SERVO: Amongst the drug addicts and the drag queens? Somehow I doubt that. >>and from the stage I can tell that she can't let go and she can't relax CROW: He means, she can't let go of the barstool and she can't calm down after the fifth drunk guy has hit on her. >>and just before she hangs her head to cry SERVO *singing off-key*: Rock-a-bye bAYbee on a trEEEEEtop! >>I sing everything's gonna be all right SERVO: Ah, well, I was close to the actual lyrics! >>everything's gonna be all right CROW: Um, I'm sorry, but he shouldn't have started singing. That just ruined the whole song. I'm leaving. >>she still lives with her mom outside the city SERVO: In the slums of Beverly Hills! >>down that street about a half a mile CROW: What street? The listening audience needs to know! >>and all her friends tell her she's so pretty MIKE: They say, "Yes, of course you're the next RuPaul!" >>but she'd be a whole lot prettier if she smiled once in a while CROW: Aw, isn't that sad? LICK ME!! >>'cause even her smile looks like a frown SERVO: Or, rather, an upside-down frown. >>she's seen her share of devils in this angel town MIKE: Oooh, Angels' Revenge! >>but, everything's gonna be all right CROW: He's singing again, Mike! Why can't he just make up his mind? >>everything's gonna be all right CROW: Musical interlude! Tom, what have you learned? >>I told her I ain't so sure about this place MIKE: Oh, come on. It's LA! What do you expect? >>it's hard to play a gig in this town and keep a straight face CROW (as Shawn Muillins): I mean *snicker*, you're just so *giggles*, FUNNY! BWA-HA HA HA HA! You crack me up, man! >>seems like everyone's got a plan SERVO: Plan for today - Blow up White House. >>it's kind of like nashville with a tan CROW: Huh. Can't you get tans in Nashville too? >>but, everything's gonna be all right SERVO: And the lyrics of the year go to...Shawn Mullins! Heh heh, just kidding. >>everything's gonna be all right CROW: The end! Hurray!
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