Sunday, May 12, 2002

today i set new standards in the realm of clashing footwear! (blue w maroon)

i just caught my dog barking at her reflection... oh dear. she's gone nuts.

just came back from mothers day picnic and am regretting not taking camera as i have devloped the following criterium for spotting
western suburbian picnics....

HOW TO SPOT PICNIC GOERS FROM THE WESTERN SUBURBS

please not that this applies to brisbane, australian residents only - although these people are everywhere

1.
These people bring seating with them to picnics, usually in the form of an overpriced canvas seating, or camping sets of chairs w built in beverage holders.

2.
Note the cutlery and glass wear. If people bring objects made out of glass and metal, this can be an important indication of western suburban origin.

3.
The prescence of childrens toys such as scooters, wagons and colourful kites. Each of which is more expensive than you entire picnic basket, including the sponge cake you were so proud of.

4.
Note the alcohol consumption and chatter while children play around them. Alcohol must be beer for the men and champagne for the ladies. all consumed in expensive glassware.

5.
The afore mentioned chatter must consist of the three Rs (Rugby, Rules and/or Rowing), PTA goings on and plastic surgery (although this tends to be mentioned by the females).

6.
If you are still in doubt as to the origin of your fellow picnicers dont forget to sneak a peak at the car park. today i observed several 4WDs and a mercedes, a BMW and a Lexus all parked in a pretty little row. Also be on the look out for new (post 1995) volvos.

anne c 2:42 PM

Saturday, May 11, 2002

I AM AN AMAZING HUMAN BEING..... annes ego soars as she manages CSS for the first time

eeek im so proud - sad isnt it ?

today i washed the car and used CSS for my web layout. it was tedious and im sure i havent done it effeciently, but lets bear in mind here that im a girl and EVERYONE knows that girls know nothing about computers. :)

eeek its mothers day tomorrow. oh crappo. mother has told me to make a picnic. so later this evening, i intend to bake 97% fat free chocolate fudge brownies..... mmmmmm brownies....... i wonder if there will be any left by tomorrow ?

this entry be not exciting at all. but never fear soon i will tackle the next challenge...... BASIC PHP

one wonders if such a thing exists.

my dog has been shitting me off - big time. she's such a twat.

BUT GUESS WHAT ! MAY IS MASTURBATION MONTH!!!! so get crackin peoples !

anne c 9:39 PM

mmmmmk. can i just say that the amateur production of kishma or was it kishmet? was the most god awful thing i have ever seen. we left at interval. this outranks the scorpian king, glitter and cut-away on my list of bad entertainment experiences. URGH!

as people are meant to create their own costumes - one person decided it would be authetically arabian to wear a large lampshade on top of her head. with material draped over the top. i mean what kind of person thinks, arabian look..... A LAMPSHADE THATS WHAT WE NEED!

it was just alltogether too horrible to even mention. oh dear god. god. god. god. god.

later on in the evening ian and i had a big bitter bitch about how we're alone. it was all v melodramtic and pathetic. fun fun fun.

i need sleep......

anne c 1:03 AM

Friday, May 10, 2002

i nearly stood on a blue tongue lizard......

let us not forget when my mother lifted my bean bag up to find a blue tongue lizard, and porn. needless to say when she tells the tale the pornography is not mentioned.

anne c 5:54 PM

eeeee my ebay speakers arrived today!!!!!

not that im a materialist or anything.....

hmmmm today started off with many good intentions, but shucks. i havent really done anything EXCEPT PLUG IN MY NEW SPEAKERS!!!!!!!!!! yayayay. yay.

ooo this morning on the bus, there was a teretorial bitch boy. there are certain seats that go across the side of the bus and have a three, occasionally 4 person capacity. one person gets hemmed in by a pole (me). this boy - i see him all the time - was sitting at the far end but was asserting his presence as much as humanly possible by the spreading of his legs. taking up two potientially three (for the skinny 12yr olds) seats. this is something i see boys do alot, particularly on public transport - but THIS guy, man, ive never seen anything like it. you can quite clearly observe his legs moving wider apart as more people board the bus. to top the whole scenario off, he adjusts himself - in order to assert his SUPREME male dominance. of the bus.

yay speakers.

i kinda went all out on the library books today - do you think that borrowing books from the library constitutes study? my bag was so heavy it was a flashback to the high school days..... eeek.

i tried to get out books concerning CSS and php, but alas they were all that the IPSWICH campus. screw that. soooooo gggghhhhheeeerrrrrrkkkkkkiiiiinnnnnnnnnn...................... :) :) :) so be expecting haphazard site changes untill july (my holidays - nothing to procrastinate for)

ians taking me to some amatuer musical thingie tonight. i wouldnt go cept he said he's paying - what w being a gentleman and alll..... of course im driving. anyways what with it this being an AMATUER MUSICAL there may be an extraordiniarily fantasmical write up later this evening.

we may also be attending erins shindig, pending a 10.30pm review after the musical experience.

Which Buffy Girl Are You? Find out @ She's Crafty

anne c 4:14 PM

Thursday, May 09, 2002

sooooooooooooooo annoyed

I JUST WROTE A MAMMOTH BLOG! WE'RE TALKING BIGGER THAN BILL AND MONICA HERE AND ITS .............

GONE!!!!!

am NOOOOOOOOT IMPRESSED! so here is the less passionate and nowhere near a brill rehashment.

work - reception - CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP it is sooooooooooooooooooooo CRAP. (it just doesnt have the same pizazz as the original. sigh.)

i got yelled at (sorry talked to) three times in three and a half hours man ! once in front of a pethedine addict (whose ramblings i had to TRANSLATE for godssake), once in front of one receptionist, one in front of the other recpetionist. although one, to her credit tried to take the heat off me. OK addmittantly i am NOT a model employee. i show much 'resistence' apparently. im happy to take the role of crap employee. i mean lets face it. i get paid 6.50 AN HOUR (this is 3 dollars american, or alternatively 2 pounds). although i think they want me to finish my training so i can 'move on'. good times are had by all at the half-witted general practice. today i sorted through a couple of cupboards and defrosted the vaccine fridge. i also filled out a vaccine order form. we needed liquid pedvax and fluvax. then the dr insisted on scrutinising every aspect of the form and disallowed me to send it untill further notice...... not too mention when i was told i wasnt "independant" enough as i do not clean up after her. GRAH.

work - childcare - yay i love this job so much - we get payslips man PAYSLIPS! - im so good that i report when i get overpaid :). today i got to do some mega sexy butterfly and princess face paints. with the exception of an exceptional pink cat. i also did a colour in for lindsay(mega cool supa babe who pooled together 75c in 5c peices to get me a popper at uni). although the colour in was not as cool as i planned ........

scanners are fun

driving - how can i be tail gated and overtaken by three trucks ? i know i drive a volvo but man i was SPEEDING! also its reached a scary point where i think 83c a L for petrol is a v good price.

i gave gherkin an unruly breif tutorial on webpage making w dreamweaver (my god as am dumbass) and ftp today. although her site hasnt progessed much yet. so gherkin - no main page link UNTIL i see at LEAST a crappy enjoyments page. let it be known also that all text written on site was written by me as examples. although as she gave me nail polish remover and degrassi, i will overlook this.

there was more in original posting..... i mean. ive done the best i can. sigh. :~(

anne c 10:37 PM

Wednesday, May 08, 2002

whats wrong with me?

there is something soooo seriously wrong with me. i cannot focus. i just keep procrastinating on dodgy web page. note the whole new layout ? i mean REALLY.

in the mean time i have to work tomorrow ! URGH. itd be ok if it was just the child care...... but its the reception as well. and i HATE that job. HATE IT so ENTIRELY that grrrr. hopefully i will be able to hide in the back and catalogue shit. im sooooo not in the mood to deal w the dr. evil bitch troll that she is. i mean its practically slave labour. stupid traineeship. stupid 'comercial college' grah. if i do all my courses i can get out of this job but NOOOOOOOOO uni has to put all my pracs on the days which i could go - now i think im gunna have to do more courses...... RANT RANT RANT.

can you tell im hungry and tired ?

its like flames, flames on the side of my face...... :)

although its interesting that a fair few ppl honestly believe that im unemployed. its nice to know ive devloped a reputation for myself. that and alcoholism........

MOST INTERESTING THING that happened today - i drew a butterfly on our physiology project proposal chart. life is so grand.

i'm a hamster.

what kinda pet are you?

quiz made by muna.

very interesting. ho hum - i like quizzes that tell me what i want to hear. such is the joy of emode.

i think ive shared this link before - but everytime i feel like a sad sad sad sad sad sad person, this site can always make me feel a little better. the FAG HAGS COMMUNITY JOURNAL

not that i have anything against fag hag-ism. its a beautifully sad and disturbing, yet amazingly hilarious thing. but as ian points out. these ppl are what is known in the gay community as fag-slags/shags.

hmmm i think i will urge him to publish is fag hag definitions as i cannot explain them with appropriate zest.

anne c 5:37 PM

Tuesday, May 07, 2002

the magic of electrophoresis

today, has been rather bland what with the proteolytic digestion and sds polyacrylamide gel electrophoresis and all.

OMG BAYWATCH IS ON!!!! oh dear - yasmine is having a flashback to a happy relationship - with tina arena supplying the sound track. she's gone up in the world. ew he's so skanky.poor yasmine. he cheated on her. life is so hard. his name is logan. ooo they were engaged. he got with NEALY. ???

david hasselhoff is sooo rank. mitch is going to be bachelor of the month. i thought he was with a different girl every week. ooo CJ submitted him (aka pamela).

maaaan the scenes where people swim in a tank with a spotlight above them, are so artistic.

ooo someones in anaphlatic shock!

these people play 'paddle tennis' what the smeggin smeg smeg ? it like ping pong w tennis balls ? i dont get it.

WELL ANYWAYS here is an amusing piccy of mariah - ya on fire. she was visiting the soldiers in afghanistan or whatever, and frankly the photo is just tooooo cliched hilarious not to share.

anne c 3:04 PM

Monday, May 06, 2002

and again....

i have decided that fairy bread is THE best hangover food ever. yummy yum yumyums. not too mention the 2 minute noodles.

one wonders if i should get some sleep, what with buffy night at my house and all..... eeep.

link o the day week thingie whatever : all your base are belong to us.
anne c 4:51 PM

i fear change......

alrighty then. as you may have guessed ive changed this. AGAIN. mmmkay, so what this new thing does for me. im not sure. but i get to practice my basic html. constantly. yay....

old journals can be seeeeen here they are still unchanged and remarkably dull. THIS INCLUDES THE WRITE UP ON IANS GATHERING
anne c 12:40 PM