Sunday, July 14, 2002

happy little vegemite

ok people, change is a foot at the blog del anne .... hmmm. i have merged the previously mentioned lunal blog w memememe. this has lead to a title change (like i said, the word that sounds like a combination of anal and lunatic amuses me) and a template transformation. which i did with little frustration and hence am most proud.

ANYWAYS, so now i have two blogs instead of three, which i feel much more comfortable with. ive decided live journal is home of my 'mini rants' and here will be the home of my larger greivences. such as the dog vommiting up bits of blue plastic in front of guests. v embarrassing.

In other news have scary job interview tomorrow. my resume is so crap. oh dear god ....... argh.

well that was a totally uninteresting post. sigh.

anne c 2:08 PM

Saturday, July 13, 2002

i think im begining to go a bit overboard.

ok its official. i am a total dickwad. i have 3 friggin blogs. what does a person do with this many blogs ? and whats worse is that they're all kinda the same. its so shameful. it was an accident - kinda - i swear.

the first one lunal, was supposed to be for my pmssy and i hate myself rants. but its becoming silly. but i chose that title as it seemed like a combination of anal and lunatic. which amused me somewhat.

the second one falls under the title of anne's livejournal. and this was originally created because i wanted to comment on other ppls livejournals and was sick of being an anonymous user .... but they have this cute little program that makes it mega easy to post .... and .... and .... and ...... oh dear. im so ashamed.

but yes, im not sure what the deal is. i guess im kinda watering down content on this to spread over three now, although the content was never that intense on this blog anyway. so really im just writing 3 times as much bullshit. which is really really disturbing.

oh sigh.

ANYWAYS. in other news, my father has been abducted by some form of buddhist cult. (this has been mentioned in my LJ - oh god im using that tacky abbreviation *cires*). he had to call home from a cupboard because he's not allowed to talk.

this amused me greatly. as my father is much like me, or i am much like him, whatever. he never shuts up .... ever. apparrently his nickname in school was gas bag. the old school term for chatterbox.

NOW SEEE!!!! the reason for me having 3 blogs is genetic ... GENETIC I TELL YOU ........

oh fuck it. im just a dickwad.

anne c 4:58 PM

Friday, July 12, 2002

my bastard father used up all the hot water.

that is what i abhor about winter, our power goes off during peak periods and insensitve ASSHOLES, such as father, use up all the bloody hot water. im dirty and cold and i want a luxurious hot bubble bath. BASTARD.

oh how i loathe you father .... gone off to your buddhist retreat..... YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE MY WRATH.

grrr argh.

in other news, had fabulous day with pride and prejudice. glorious glorious mini series. im so in love w colin firth. oh sigh. sigh. sigh. i want a darcy, ooo and a pemberly. is that too much for a girl to ask ? i mean really. .....

i hate my father.

anne c 8:21 PM

Thursday, July 11, 2002

loo lah

just a quick note to mention that piccers from ians are up, and there have been some additions to the relay pics.

hoorah.

anne c 6:46 PM

indiana jones flash backs ???

i know this is kinda insensitive, but does this conjure up images of that scene in indiana jones where he just shoots the guy w the sword ? or am i just odd ?

only in queensland ....

indeed.

anne c 12:06 PM

Wednesday, July 10, 2002

Which Rocky character are you?

anne c 9:16 PM

eh ?

like most university students i am currently enjoying my holidays, and like most students i am having rice bubbles for dinner (frankly i dont see how anyone can critisize MY nutritional habits). now in doing this i happened to notice a couple of recipes on the side of the box. you know the usual thing, chocolate crackles and what not. but tonight i discovered something different. something called Bubbly Chicken Nuggets.

now if the name of the recipe isnt enough cause for concern, these are the ingredients:

- 500g packet of frozen peas, corn and carrot
- 400g chicken breast fillets, chopped
- 2/3 of a cup of unprocessed bran
- 3 egg whites
- 5 cups of Kellogs Rice Bubbles
- 3 tsp chicken salt (isnt the actual chicken enough ??)
- 1/2 cup of wholemeal plain flour
- 1/2 cup skim milk (a low fat recepie)

makes about 45.

is it just me or does that sound like possibly the most distasteful thing ever invented ? if you dont believe me, here is a copy of the recipe.

in other news, i wish people would stop calling me and hanging up after the first ring. it is most irritating.

anne c 6:15 PM

Tuesday, July 09, 2002

grumble grumble grumble

had written semi glorious blog concerning last nights escapades at ians, but obviously it was not meant to be, as we blew a fuse and anything plugged into a power point turned off. irritating.

grrrr argh. so here i go again. but in a list this time. lazy.

- charades - ian had to act out the cuban missle chrisis.
- space jump - ian had to act out the scenario of watching gay porn. it came so naturally that we all had to laugh our discomfort away. ian also placed rish in a compromising position
- ian dumped raw chicked into a noodle dish. it was consequently picked out by claire.
- a group colour in was performed. see the hilarious results.
- thommo arrived w chocolate crackles.
- we fit four people into ians pantry.
- i discovered that i can hold beverages w my cleavage. i was so proud. photos were taken. (being developed, will be posted to website on ..... thursdayish)
- we attempted to watch buffy, but sadly gave up.
- ian performed a fashion parade for us consisting of his entire wardrobe.
- andrew fell asleep on all the pillows and the blankets.
- andrew then made a daring morning escape. we woke up, he was gone, yet all the doors were locked from the inside.......
- i vomited a supremely creepy orange liquid. ive never seen vomit that colour before. it was most shocking. took me awhile to realise it was all the orange juice that had masked my vodka.
- played cluedo and uno ..... i only cheated a little

perhaps the most intersting of all was the theory put forth by gherkin that : homosexuals cannot whistle. we were all intruiged by this concept, so we set forth to test it using the party attendees as our sample group. 3/5 homosexuals tested could not whistle (and one of them was a music student). of the two whistling homosexuals one was heavily closeted (but shh) and the other has slept with women in the past. 6/7 of the heterosexuals could indeed whistle. the remaining heterosexual whom could not whistle was then questioned as to his true nature. this lead to physical violence and harsh verbal abuse.

i bet i bruise andrew. you bastard.

well that was a summary of ians fabulous spectacular gathering. hurrah for his parents, who were in mt tambourine at the time.

anne c 7:21 PM

Monday, July 08, 2002

uh-oh spaghetti-os

today is being spent babysitting my younger brothers. what this means is dragon ball z. lots of dragon ball z.

damn its hideous addictiveness.

vegeeta just got an ass whopping. i find this most pleasing. i cant believe bulma slept with him. how odd is that.

not that i enjoy the program or anything ..... although i am surprised they haven't blown up earth yet with the amount of devestation their fighting causes. ooo trunks is ready to unleash his true powers !

the major upside to my baby sitting is that it is providing me w booze money. yay. i didnt go out on sat night, i ditched my friends for videos w mum. it was most exciting. although mother made us watch the one. she has the hots for jet li, or is lee ? ANYWAYS it was an ok movie for a matrix rip off with a soundtrack derived from the terminator movies. jet li should really stick to playing bad guys tho. he's much better at that.

tra la la. tonight i be oft to another one of ians gatherings. i am anticipating this with much glee. huzzar ! ! !

anne c 3:09 PM