Friday, June 28, 2002

 

veggie tales



at work (the job i dont despise), not only do i have to contend with the screaming children, but with something called veggie tales. veggie tales is brought to us by the wonderful world of christian animation, and we all know what that means. videos titled "where's god when im scared" and singing vegtables. the reason we have to undergo the pain and aggrevation that is singing cucumbers, is because they are the cheapest to play in a public place. oh and the boss is slightly scarily really rather religious. indeed.

ANYWAYS guess what people !!!!! eccentric people become more extreme as they age. oh yeah and semen makes you happy. so im told.

 

Thursday, June 27, 2002

 

the dog did a wee on my bed



not happy jan.

in the meantime i was feeling really rather happy and optomistic today. which is v unusal for me, i decided that brisbane isnt really that bad a place. ok so the city is in its early childhood - but i think its nearly ready for that first day of school. i even paid money for a cd. how odd is that ? not natural. perhaps my illness is returning.

so i was all happy dandy until the dog, in her great excitement to see me, wet the bed. on my lovely warm winter doonah which happened to be encased in my favourite bed linen. as mentioned earlier was not happy jan.

but i was cheered by the wonderful (get ready for a bunch of links) God_dot_com, Satan_dot_com, Bob_dot_com and Eris_dot_com.

they are so much fun. i then went to a party being held by the glorious emma and had much fun despite bizzare soberness and having to work tomorrow. i like my friends. they are wonderful. they accept that im an odd girl and listen to me rant. what more can a person ask for really ?

so once again am happy w the world in general (wont last long but hey). although am v irritated at dog for wetting bed. have to use sleeping bag. urk.

it was her first birthday today. shouldnt she be more mature by now ???????

 

Wednesday, June 26, 2002

 

i desire, popcorn necklaces.



hmmm am lazy, so here is my day in point form. unlike some people i know, i have never submitted an assignment (an argumentative essay) in point form. thats completely unrelated to anything, but yes.

    - arose to the tune of garbage. the band, not the men.
    - bumbled to work. nearly, but not quite, feel asleep at the wheel.
    - enjoyed a prework immodium (the miracle cure of, well, the runs - i blame lactose).
    - looked after 53 children over a five hour period, face painted but did no colouring in *cries*.
    - felt faint at 2.30 (work closes at 3) as had only eaten two lamington fingers and drunk half a bottle of coke. oh and some nerds. but not many.
    - ambled around westfeild chermside center management feeling like a dick
    - drove drinking orange juice from a 1L bottle
    - arrived home to find that my dog had pissed on my bathroom floor, next to the toilet, where you feet go. i dont know if she does this because i left the house, or if its too cold outside for her fluffy whiteness and she goes where i go. apparently she did a poo on the dining room table ?????
    - got a new mobile phone casing for my mobile, its cow print. its wonderfully, wonderfully tacky and wonderful. i like it a lot. although, for some reason i no longer have an on button and have to turn the mobile on w biros. this concerns me.
    - ate coco pops
    - wrote a boring list

    plans for this evening
    - watch mystery videos w mother.
    - eat leftover chinese
    - end evening with a further installment of the mammoth hunters. there just seems to be getting more and more sex. or as the ancient humans call it "Pleasures".

    yes well. how uninteresting. am v concerned about the dog piss tho.

 

Tuesday, June 25, 2002

 

today, i ate



it was most exciting, havent eaten properly in over a week, was v well pleased.

in the meantime, i was the the wonderful world of newscietinst.com (too lazy to link), i hit a link about NATO and some satellite and i got an article about mannequins that sweat.

the world is a strange strange place.

 

Monday, June 24, 2002

 

with the end of exams comes the end of illness



except for my horrific cough which gains me much sympathy. i still cant drink milk. its most vexing. may i mention that studying the digestive system, whilst sufferring digestive problems is a remarkable experience indeed.

now i have been noticing a striking increase in the 'me is' game played through google. first noticed on Kieran's (my sole commenter whom i adore) blog, then Ian cottoned onto the concept and im sure there are countless others.

so now, i join the crowd, be the sheep i truly know that i am and present you with : Anne Is...

- Anne is known for her pictures of infants in whimsical settings
- Anne is a famous little Jewish girl who lived in Amsterdam during World War II (gee i wonder who that is )
- Anne is The Easy Weightloss Diet Plan for Hopeless Dieters
- Anne is a ski resort near Quebec City
- Anne is a college with a full range of degrees, certificates, continuing education, and distance learning
- Anne is the Second Childrens Laureate and a distinguished prize winning writer for children of all ages
- Anne has delighted millions of fans around the world (sorry to deviate from the formula)
- Anne is a Web-savvy University of Iceland Library and Information Science professor
- Anne is an animated series
- Anne is author of literay erotica
- Anne is a unionmaid, hell raiser and labor singer
- Anne is Advancing the Balance Between Nature and Technology

Anne cannot be bothered anymore.

thats enough right ? meh. i havent got a very interesting name.

 

Sunday, June 23, 2002

 

kidneys are cool



dolphins really are horny little buggars arent they? they seem to get it on a lot. although when i think of dolphins the phrase "so long and thanks for all the fish" comes to mind.

ive studied 1/4 of physiology target amount, and after three and a half hours can tell you that, ADH is a v cool hormone. and go the concurrent mechanism... if only i understood you.

i read that by 2005 us aussie students will be carrying an 11 billion dollar debt. apparently, natasha, leader of the democrats party (you know those people you vote for when you cant decide) is not happy.

im going to be highly middle class honest here, i think education should be free, that we should get rid of those nasty upfront payments with the mega discount. thing is, my parents pay those upfront fees with the 25% discount, so really i would just be disadvantaging myself. but i will accept the outraged uni socialist's free hamburgers.

now i told my parentals they didnt have to pay my uni fees, as it makes me feel bad when i fail, but they insist. and really, as if im gunna say no and become a memeber of the 11 billion dollar debt club.