Sunday, May 26, 2002

i think the comments get added..... when you hit submit the box loads my blog.

its really bizzare.....

god freakin dammit ! WHY WILL MY COMMENTS NEVER EVER WORK ?????

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME ?

but yes, i have several mentions on the irritating-ness of angelfire. i am aware of this. im currently in the process of adding a few lines of code which will assist me to embed the ads as opposed to the irritating pop up. as i hate them to.

but angelfire is my home. me love it. i dont know why, ive been using them since i was 14.

i cant handle change.

anne c 1:26 PM

ive cracked 1000! admittantly 60-70% were me ....

redcliffe party - not that bad at all, there were some fabulously wonderful kylie moments and an amusing road trip.

we drove down the deagon deviation and we only got lost once. although we lost three streets. i dont know where they went.

we met suburbs such as 'kippa ring' an 'margate'. we even drove across a long and v bumpy bridge. and i was only tailgated once.

although there was the incident of me unknowingly running a stop sign across a main road. IT WAS INADEQUATELY LIT GOD DAMMIT.

frankly im surprised we made it, the refedex page made the trip seem somewhat daunting.

but all was well.

on the way back ian told what smeg means. apparently its the technical term for 'dick cheese'. i found this most disheartening, as i have taken the phrase from the immaculately wonderful program red dwarf and the equally wonderful range of kitchen appliances.

im feeling very vulnerable right now.

anne c 12:10 PM

Saturday, May 25, 2002

im going to redcliffe tonight....

this is quietly disturbing me. ive never been to redcliffe before.

oh my dear lord. i just found the tourist website for brisbane my beloved home city/town/thingie.

look at all the wonderful things you can do in brisbane.....

oh dear there are ecards. brisbane ecards... never thought id see the day. oh god. the example greatings are hi shazz, g'day bruce. how annoyingly stereotypical.

omg. i dont even think redcliffe is in brisbane. shit. petrol.

but theres a suburb called ransom

look its my home suburban area. oh wow, im gunna find out more about my political representatives. im pretty sure i didnt vote for any of these people.

please god tell me i didnt......

oh my god theres a free email service ..... and i can win a prize.

well, its official - i can now be reached at iateagreenbug@ourbrisbane.com

oh dear, it smses me when i have new mail.

anne c 6:14 PM

Friday, May 24, 2002

oh, my, god. i swear that this guy is on smack.

i love late night tv.

anne c 11:09 PM

grrr argh

hmmm. my card that i made for a friends bday has been poo pooed.

its a purple pig in a car.

i realise that it could be offensive, i suppose. i dunno. i thought it was cute. people have to realise that i just dont think of these things.

at least it isnt as bad as when my friends gave me this bizzare stuffed creature that came with a story. this particular creature was so lazy and fat that it had a food bag round its neck cos it was too lazy to fetch food on a regular basis.

apparently they just thought it was cute.....

ALSO - let it be known i cannot ride a bike - a friend gave me a book for christmas on how to ride a bike.

NOT TO MENTION i have friends who once amused themselves by playing a 'lets insult anne' game. Apparently it was really funny.

RANT RANT RANT

can you tell im feeling all tired and hungry right now ?

pft what a waste of blue cardboard. i dont suppose anyone wants a purple pig that drives a car bday card addressed to someone else do they ?

anne c 6:11 PM

oooga booga.

am getting somewhat freaked as have seen AOTC three times. still, not many as many as LOTR tho. hmmmm.

i had all these amazingly witty things to mention today - due to my lack of blog yesterday. but oh dear. all i appear to be left with is this hideous traffic moment just experienced.

sitting in traffic lights, la dee dah - ing away. i look in my rearview mirror and what do i see ?

two people making out. not like cute making out. full on. in a jeep, with the top off. then he leans back and throws her the sleaziest smile i have ever seen eminate from a human being (and this includes anakin cracking onto amidala).

it was a very vommitous moment.

i take offense to this form gross affection in public as a human being and as a single, increasingly bitter person.

it was really v feral. urk.

ok. time to post this weeks colour in.

oh no wait, i cannot find it. mother has ferreted it away. god damn, I DONT KNOW WHY IT ISNT ON THE FRIDGE.

tsk tsk tsk.

tomorrow then.

interesting tidbit - yesterday at work for an hour and a half i was busting to go to the loo. but was unable to leave the children. an unhappy ending to a v decent day.

anne c 4:10 PM

Wednesday, May 22, 2002

grah im back to template . it keeps screwin round w me.

anne c 10:54 PM

i do ever so hate people who overcomplicate things.

oh dear. im all a flutter, i have three group assignments due nxt week. on mon, tues and wed.

as a result of my irritation and procrastination. here is my categories of group members.

the leader - the person who decides what should be done and organises it without consulting anyone nor bothering to explain.
the follower - those people who follow the leader, avidly, but seceretly wondering what the hell is going on. they do their best to understand.
the dead shit - the person who hangs around and watches the proceedings in bewilderment. decorates posters and makes dumb jokes.
the absentee - that one group member whom no one knows nor can recognise in a crowded room. These people are always around for intial council and the final presentation.
the irritant - the person who complains about having to do all the work, without ever actually doing any.

i find it interesting to note that in 2/3 cases i fall into the dead shit category. its slightly worrying really. but people just keep taking over. i print pretty graphs though. and i pay for photocopying. COLOUR photocopying.

BY THE WAY - my commets are still acting up. i have switched accounts.... so we will just see. but all previous v cool valley girl quotes are gone.

it is a sad day for humanity.

in the meantime i have been having a most excellent online adventure.

anne c 10:06 PM

Tuesday, May 21, 2002

i was summonned for jury duty ?

how odd is that ? i never thought registering to vote would lead me down this path.

in the meantime, i was on the bus today, sitting next to a woman who smelled remarkably like play-doh. i did not realise that this was possible. i began looking for play doh in her pockets and even in her hair, but there was none to be seen. i cannot explain it.

Nothing too interesting to relate today. apart from playdoh and jury duty. but ian, my dear friend and sole reader of this blog, although i think there may be others, which disturbs me greatly, but i love you all anyway! all two of you.

ANYWAYS as i was saying, ian stumbled accross this little peice of fluff and i thought it was rather interesting.
dont you hate restrictive and uncomfortable bras ?

anne c 6:58 PM

Which Royalty Are You? Find out! By Nishi.

anne c 12:04 AM

Monday, May 20, 2002

WOOHOOO! i just changed my page by hand and it worked ! im so wonderful !

although not to sure about the colour scheme tho..... hmmm oh well, time will tell.

WOOOHOOOO!!! i just won a digital camera/mp3 player plus i also think it works as a web cam ? on ebay ! IM A SUPA SEXY BITCH! ok - so it was more than i wanted to spend. but dammit, cool. its not supa advanced. but it was around 200 australian bucks (100Us or 60 pounds... i think). so it cant be that fabulous. but YAY!

finally i can take photos of pointless shit and put them on the internet w ease. sigh. the joy of it all. :D

GRAH. my brother is making look up aussie rules stuff for him. :S

anne c 7:44 PM

STUPID UNIVERSITY COMPUTERS!

You know I was quite content never to have to use a macintosh since my family's conversion back in 1993. PCs are so lovely and flexible, challengingly unstable and let us not forget the awesome dos games. Carmen, commander keen, duke nukem?. Those were the good ol days.

BUT THIS IS NOT TO BE HAD AT THE UNIVERSITY OF QUEENSLAND SCIENCE DEPARTMENT! God forbid they make life easy for us. But nooooooo they had to sell their soul to the apple corp and fill the entire science realm with friggin imacs !

Why do I not go to another area on campus and use my big wonderful friendly PCs ? well it all comes down to proximity and to that fact that I am undeniably lazy and unmotivated.

An example of the crappyness of the crappy crap crap science imacs.

everytime I resize my window, I loose my blog. Consequently, I am proceeding to type this in Word (FOR MACS!). Hence the abundance of proper capitalization in this post.

The control buttons - there's two of them and ONE DOESN?T WORK! Have to use the friggin' apple key my ASS.

THERE IS NO LEFT CLICK!!!!! You have to hold down the button and it never works when you want it to and menus always appear at inoppoutune moments. I just cant do it.

Not to mention these computers wont even let me bid on ebay - I mean what do they think this is, an education institution or something ? what are us big nerds supposed to do on our breaks?

Bloody university.

Bloody BACS (Biological and Chemical Sciences) department.

anne c 4:48 PM