Ok, compared with the rest of the site, this section is going to seem pretty meek at first. But that’s where you come in. Yes you, the surfer. I need you to send me jokes, short stories, or funny poems, (Notice how I said funny, I don’t want your sissy whiny love poems, you just keep those for your own emotionally depressed self.) This will make this section the most unique and creative on the site. I as the master will add my own, and comments about user submitted ones. Just send your ORIGINAL ideas to this address: insanity_required@hotmail.com and what you would like to be known as on my site. I said original, so no plagiarism, though I suppose it doesn’t have to be. I don’t' care, but I'll know. Just as long as it’s funny, cool, or weird, I don’t really care. Or if you think this is a dumb idea don't send anything. I don't care. It would just become an interesting section.... that’s all.
STILL CONFIGURING THIS SECTION, WILL HAVE IT MORE ORDERLY SOON.