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| When I first started this site in September of 1998, it has been mostly ugly looking from the beginning. That is because I was using Web TV then. Since April of 1999 I have been using a computer. So, some of these pages still look cheesy and the more recent look a little better. I have decided, however, to clean it all up with web page software in the near future. There is hope! For a sneak preview, take a look at the beta page. CLICK HERE |
"Don't slap that mosquito, it might be a hummingbird!"| Look here! I will interpret famous
quotes for you! CLICK HERE |
Here are quotes from others that have grabbed my attention: CLICK HERE |
| Barry's own quotes! Not for the faint-hearted, sissies or liberals. CHECK THEM OUT HERE | Do you like crazy riddles? Go HERE and read them from atop clouds. |
| Some of the best TONGUE-TWISTERS ever written are here, but one of them may twist your brain as well as your tongue. | Want to BUST A GUT laughing? These jokes will do it. Or try THESE. |
| Here's a page that will make you SCRATCH YOUR HEAD and maybe loose some sleep. | Here, you'll see MY CRAZY OBSERVATIONS on a few things. Reveals my strange, but lovable personality. |
| Do you like to learn about
bizarre mysteries? These TWO
FORMER PRESIDENTS have way too much in common. Then check out THIS GUY. He ran for
president, and somewhat compares to the other two. |
THIS PAGE talks! That's right. Just type in whatever you want it to say, and it will talk right back. |
| Clean limericks? Yes! HERE THEY ARE. They're really funny. | I lost 50 pounds in four months using a special technique that anyone can do. Now, you may not care, or even believe it. You may want to take a look at how I present it, though. IT'S ZANY! CLICK HERE. |
| Before you grab that TWINKIE and shove it in your mouth, you better find out if it's really a food. | A favorite links page? I hate those things! Here are the BEST LINKS Barry has found. I promise not to put any shabby links on this page, therefore it will grow slowly. |
| Sometimes, shopping in a department store can be really boring. Your next trip there WILL NOT BE THE SAME. | CLICK HERE for a picture of the cover of the Lum & Abner 1937 Almanac and Lum & Abner mp3 clips! |
| How about this famous ZANY ARTIST. | Feel too obscure? Tired of just blending in? If you really want to stand out, TRY THIS. Guaranteed to work! |
| Here is an opportunity to AGITATE the ups and downs of the world of vertical travel. | BUMPER STICKERS! What else can I say? Here's your chance to help me build this page. |
| And now, finally, what you have all been waiting for, a page all about ME AND SO FORTH! As a bonus, HERE IS an MRI of my head. | Now you can see Barry's strange, but plausible views on GHOSTS and ALIENS. Here is an angle you have never heard before. |
| Though I could never put
some of his material on this site, I have to admit |
There is plenty of WISDOM on this page. You will blow the soot out of your lungs laughing, though. |
| So, you didn't get to go to Disney World this year? Well, just pull down your Christmas lights, hang them around the room, plug 'em in, dim the lights, crank up your sound and CLICK RIGHT HERE! | The Dancing Kilroy |
| The Mysterious Moving Stones | Maddening Kidney Stones |
MY OWN ZANY PHOTOGRAPHS. A MUST SEE! CLICK HERE.
