<< << Only in America . . .
Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an
ambulance!
Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of
a skating rink!
Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way
to the back of the store to get their prescriptions!
Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke!
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters!
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in
the driveway and leave useless junk in the garage!
Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls
and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place!
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight!
Only in America...do we use the word "Politics" to describe the
process so well. "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "blood~sucking creatures!"
Only in America do we have drive~up ATM machines with Braille lettering!
