Pick-up Lines
Can I buy you a drink or would you just like the money?
Just approach the woman, don't say anything and read the tag on the collar of her shirt.
When she asks what you are doing, just say "I'm checking to see if you're made in heaven."
Nice legs what time do they open!!
If you were a tear in my eye... I'd never cry, for fear that I'd lose you!
(Look into her eyes and say) Heaven needs to check their list because they have to be missing an angel.
"You look like my first wife." When they say, 'how many times have you been married', you say, " None yet "
Walk up to a girl and start rubbing her back When she asks what you are doing, answer, kind of disappointed:
I thought angels had wings.
Is your daddy a thief? (Why?) Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?
Would you like to dance? [she says "no"] No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!
Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.
Do you know the difference between a Big Mac and a Blow Job? [No] What are you doing for lunch tomorrow?
God must be crying right now. [Why?] Because he just lost a angel.
If your left leg was Christmas and your right leg was New Years. I want to see you between the holidays!
Have you ever been kissed on the navel? [Yes!] From the inside?
If I followed you home would you keep me?
Hi there, do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise cocks!
What do you say we do some math? Let's add you and me together, subtract our clothes,
divide your legs, and multiply
I've spent all these years trying to get into women's pants... I just wish I knew how to get into their hearts.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
I know they say milk does a body good but DAMN girl how much have you been drinking?
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