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Songs on the CD Americana by Offspring

Pretty Fly (For a white guy)



Uno Gleetin' Gloutin' Globbin'
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say i'm pretty fly (for a white guy)
Uno douce treis quatros cinco cinco seize
You know it's kinda hard Just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue and he may not have style
Bur everything he lacks, Well he makes up in denile
So don't debate, A Player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabes, So hey, hey do that brand new thing
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say i'm pretty fly (for a white guy)
He needs some cool tunes, not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube so he bought Vanilla Ice
Now cruisin' in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice, they're gonn kick his lily ass
So don't debate, A Player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world loves wannabes, So hey, hey do that brand new thing
Now he's gettin' a tattoo
Yeah he's gettin' ink done
He asked for a 13, but they drew a 31
Friends say he's tryin' to hard, and he's not quite hip
But in his own mind he's the, he's the dopest trip
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Uno douce treis quatros cinco cinco seize
So don't debate, A Player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
He's gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate, just overcompensate
At least you'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabes,
The world loves wannabes
Let's get some more wannabes
So hey, hey do that brand new thing





My friend's got a girlfriend
man he hates that b*tch
he tell me every day
he says "Man I really gotta lose my chick
in the worst kinda way"
She sits on her ass
he works his hands to the bone
to give her money every payday
but she wants more dinero just to stay at home well my friend you gotta say
I won't pay, i won't pay ya, no way
why don't you get job?
say no way, say no way, no way
why don't you get a job?
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
to keep her bill collector's at bay
I guess all his money, well it isn't enough
cause that girl got expensive tastes
I won't pay, i won't pay ya, no way
why don't you get job?
say no way, say no way, no way
why don't you get a job?
Well i guess it ain't easy
doing nothing at all
but hey man free rides
just don't come along every day
Let me tell you about my other friend now
My friend's got a boyfriend, man she hates that d*ck
she tells me every day
he wants more dinero just to stay at home
well my friend you gotta say
I won't pay, i won't pay ya, no way
why don't you get job?
say no way, say no way, no way
why don't you get a job?
I won't give ya no money, i always pay
why don't you get job?
say no way, say no way, no way
why don't you get a job?
Hey that's something everyone can enjoy

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