<center>Blonde Jokes
Blonde Jokes
Hey everyone, I got tonsa requests, "All the good sites have them, why don't you?" So here ya go, for all ya'll, Blonde jokes.....
Q. What do you call a smart blonde?
A. A golden retriever.
SHE WAS SOOOOOO!!!! BLONDE THAT:
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it
She thought a quarterback was a refund
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center for boys
She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of gardening tools
She thought General Motors was in the Army
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
She thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics"
She tried to drown a fish
She tripped over a cordless phone
She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate"
She got stabbed in a shoot-out
She told her friend to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"
They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade
At the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius"
She asked for a price check at the dollar store
It takes her 2 hours to watch "60 Minutes"
She studied for a blood test and failed
She thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train"
She sold her car for gas money
When she saw the "NC-17 under 17 not admitted," she went home and got 16 friends
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left," she turned around and went back home
She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
We'll miss her...
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