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What Would Jesus Do?

Vocals/Lyrics by Eldridge Nixon

Happy happy day
Me and Ninja Priest
Playing in the park
Suddenly got dark
Do you have a knife?
"No I have no knife"
Ninja Priest doesn't carry artillery

We're a wild Bunch of Guys
We have fun with our lives
We always play - funny games
We're a Wild bunch of Guys
We always comb our hair
It really... makes... the girls... stare

"I'm a disco man"
Says Ninja Priest who stands
And is worshipin' - Oh
What do you do with me?
I don't like you
'Cause your name
Is Ninja Priest

"Oh stop it"
Says me
I want to be friends with Ninja Priest
Me and Ninja Priest are
Really close
Wanted to hang out
Where all the ghosts

Ninja Priest

We're a Wild Bunch of Guys
We only have six eyes
And it really makes me funny
When people think we're... funny

When I comb my hair
People
They look at Ninja Priest and think
He's really cool

Evil Kneviel came right up
With Ninja Priest
Crashed through the bumper
And died