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THE RED PEPPER AND RAY
AND CINDY NAHAEEKA FAQ

RED PEPPER AND RAY

1. Just what is Red Pepper and Ray?
a. Record Label
b. Magazine

RED PEPPER AND RAY RECORDS

2. What is the history of Red Pepper and Ray?
a. The Founders
b. The Story Behind the Name

3. Tell me more about the record label.

4. Does RPR publish records from artists other than Cindy Nahaeeka?

5. I'm interested in becoming a member of the RPR family. Where do I send my demo tape/CD? Well they even be interested?

THE MAGAZINE

6. What's the deal with the Red Pepper and Ray magazine?

7. What's the history of the Red Pepper and Ray magazine?

RED PEPPER AND RAY ONLINE

8. I'm down with the print edition, tell me more about RPR Online.

9. I'm interested in becoming a contributor to RPR Online. Where do I send my articles and/or ideas? Well they even be interested?

CINDY NAHAEEKA

10. Who or what is Cindy Nahaeeka?

11. Is Cindy Nahaeeka a real person -or- Where did Cindy Nahaeeka come up with their name?

12. I'd like to learn more about their records.
a. Just Me (Thing)
b. Cindy Nahaeeka
c. Next But One
d. Milk
e. Some People Have No Bowling Balls,
Some People Don't Bowl at all

f. Tender Breasts of Cassie, Volume One
g. What Would Jesus Do?

13. I like to consider myself to part of the "in-crowd" of the happening music scene. How come I've never even heard of Cindy Nahaeeka? What are they, just some cheesy "local" band or something?

14. I went to my local music store, but they don't carry Cindy Nahaeeka records. When I asked the clerk if he could order them for me he just gave me a funny look. What's the deal with that?

15. Is it true that Roy is gay, or Jason is dead, or (insert rumor here)?

16 Did Cindy Nahaeeka break up? What have the members of Cindy Nahaeeka been up to lately?

17. Where can I go to see Cindy Nahaeeka perform live? Will Cindy Nahaeeka be coming to my home town?

THE FAQ:

RED PEPPER AND RAY

1. Just what is Red Pepper and Ray?

Red Pepper and Ray is a record label/entertainment and multimedia company. Red Pepper and Ray's roster of sensational pop and rock recording artists is known throughout the world and includes the ground-breaking pop combo Cindy Nahaeeka.

Red Pepper and Ray is also the name of the influential 'zine that they published in the early 1990's. The 'zine, in addition to serving as a catalog from which one could purchase Red Pepper and Ray albums and other products, also featured insightful articles and commentaries, short fiction, surrealist artwork, and came packaged alongside the latest issue of the Cindy Nahaeeka comic book.

RED PEPPER AND RAY RECORDS

2. What is the history of Red Pepper and Ray?

Red Pepper and Ray was founded by the members of Cindy Nahaeeka in the late 1980's. Originally it was intended to publish home-made copies of Cindy Nahaeeka cassettes, but it soon grew into a full blown record company. At this point the members of Cindy Nahaeeka enlisted the help of long-time recording industry leader and luminary Bob Fleen to preside over the company. Under the experienced business stewardship of Bob Fleen, together with the creative input of the members of Cindy Nahaeeka, Red Pepper and Ray became the music and entertainment empire that it is today.

While preparing this FAQ, we recently had the oppurtunity to talk to several of the original members of Cindy Nahaeeka. Here, in his own words, is how Joshua Raymond explained to us how the band came up with the name 'Red Pepper and Ray.'

Joshua Raymond:
"Alot of people ask us about the name, yeah... but it doesn't really mean anything in particular. Basically it all started out when we were sitting around Carl's Jr. loading up on all-you-can- drink sodas. Back then, they were, uh, like the first of the fast food places to give you free refills, so we used to sit around in there all day until they would kick us out. So anyway, were sitting there, and they've got all this crappy artwork on the walls, like pop-art paintings of carrots and crayons and stuff. So, like one of these paintings we were sitting by was a painting of a bottle of tobasco sauce, right? So, if you look at a label of tobasco sauce, the ingredients are supposed to begin as 'red pepper and salt,' but on the painting on the wall, I guess because of the way the bottle curved off the side of the painting or something, it looked like it said 'red pepper and RAY.' And we were like 'Wow! A message from the gods' and shit... and so we decided that would be the name of our record company. In fact, when you look at our logo, that's supposed to represent a little guy holding a bottle of tobasco sauce. Alot of people think that that's supposed to be a beer or something... Oh, and the guy is supposed to look like my step-dad Ray, because his name is Ray."

3. Tell me more about the record label.

Red Pepper and Ray publishes the entire discography of Cindy Nahaeeka. It's main offices and studios are located in Southern California, and it also has many sattelite locations across the United States and around the world.

4. Does RPR publish records from artists other than Cindy Nahaeeka?

What, do you think that a record label the size of Red Pepper and Ray would only publish records from one band? That would be a little odd, wouldn't it?

5. I'm interested in becoming a member of the RPR family. Where do I send my demo tape/CD? Well they even be interested?

Red Pepper and Ray is always interested in hearing the tapes of aspiring artists, and is always looking for new talent. RPR does not, however, accept completely unsolicted recordings, for legal reasons. If you would like to submit a copy of your latest recording, please send an email to Red Pepper and Ray at "lordfluoride@hotmail.com", describing yourself and your music/audio recordings. Red Pepper and Ray will than write you back with all the information you need to send your recordings in for consideration. Believe it or not, your chances at being accepted by Red Pepper and Ray are actually very good. If you're the type of person who enjoys this website, you're probably just the sort of artist RPR is looking for, so, by all means, write in today.

THE MAGAZINE

6. What's the deal with the Red Pepper and Ray magazine?

The Red Pepper and Ray magazine was a highly influential print 'zine briefly published by Red Pepper and Ray in the early 1990's. Rather than being simply an advertisement for the records and products being sold by Red Pepper and Ray, the magazine was heavy on literary and artistic content, and, during it's brief run, became one of the most talked about 'zines of it's time, and is widely regarded as being the founder of the "Surrealist Pop" movement which became all the rage in the years to follow.

7. What's the history of the Red Pepper and Ray magazine?

The Red Pepper and Ray magazine had it's roots in another 'zine, "Dot 72," which was created by Joshua Raymond in the 1980's. Dot 72 was really closer in tone to a surrealist happening or manifesto than a regular written-article oriented magazine. The bulk of the pages consisted of xerox-ed copies of Joshua Raymond's original photo montage artwork, printed alongside stream-of-consciousness poetry and surrealist short fiction.

While now considered to be a classic in the field of self-published 'zine literature, Dot 72 failed to find a widespread audience. In the early 1990's Joshua decided to retool his efforts and focus on a new direction, bringing his 'zine expertise to Red Pepper and Ray's catalog and newsletter, which at that point was primarily used to promote Cindy Nahaeeka and sell records. With this surrealisitic sensibility applied in a more mainstream format, and with the powerful media support of Red Pepper and Ray behind it, the Red Pepper and Ray magazine quickly made it's presence known at the alternative newstands. The RPR magazine was soon identified as ushering in a new genre of journalism, art, writing, and style that was dubbed by the press as "Surrealist Pop." Eventually, where the Red Pepper and Ray magazine once stood alone as the only magazine of it's type, it would become just one among many similar magazines clogging up the racks as the years went by. This, combined with the lack of new musical output by Cindy Nahaeeka, lead to the authors to lose interest in Red Pepper and Ray, and publication was ceased.

RED PEPPER AND RAY ONLINE

8. I'm down with the print edition, tell me more about RPR Online.

Red Pepper and Ray Online was initially concieved as an archive for fans to view the original issues of the defunct Red Pepper and Ray magazine. Originally, the pages of the magazine were just scanned straight into a computer and posted on the site. However, the pages of the magazine really didn't translate very well to the web, and soon the members of Cindy Nahaeeka decided to take it upon themselves to rewrite the text and add HTML code to the site in order to transform the original magazine pages into interactive web pages. As they progressed however, a new vision for the site began to emerge from the lads, and soon they were turning the site into an all-new showcase for the writing skills they had once brought to the print 'zine, and Red Pepper and Ray Online, the world wide web e-zine, was born.

9. I'm interested in becoming a contributor to RPR Online. Where do I send my articles and/or ideas? Well they even be interested?

Red Pepper and Ray is always interested in reading the works of aspiring writers, and is always looking for new talent. RPR does not, however, accept completely unsolicted pages, for legal reasons. If you would like to submit a sample copy of your previous writings, please send an email to Red Pepper and Ray at french fryguy@hotmail.com, describing yourself and your work. Red Pepper and Ray will than write you back with all the information you need to send your contributions in for consideration. Believe it or not, your chances at being accepted by Red Pepper and Ray are actually very good. If you're the type of person who enjoys this website, you're probably just the sort of author RPR is looking for, so, by all means, write in today.

CINDY NAHAEEKA

10. Who or what is Cindy Nahaeeka?

Cindy Nahaeeka is a revolutionary pop music band that records for Red Pepper and Ray records. Cindy Nahaeeka were at the forefront of the "Lo-Fi" music movement in the late 1980's, although this barely brushes up against the surface of the Cindy Nahaeeka Sound. Through the years, Cindy Nahaeeka has incorporated and disected a number of different musical styles and genres, including punk rock, 1960's psychedelic pop, hip-hop, techno, acoustic folk, and goth-industrial, all the while maintaining a sound that was utterly unique and distinctly Nahaeekian.

Cindy Nahaeeka was formed by schoolyard chums Roy Ball, Richard Cadman, Jason Hensley, and Joshua Raymond, in the Summer of 1986. They went on to form their own record label, Red Pepper and Ray, and record a series of landmark albums which were critically praised and became the high-water mark by which all other pop albumns would be judged in the years to come.

In addition to the four core members, Cindy Nahaeeka have also been joined by a number of guest-musicians and auxilliary members over the years, including Lou Hardcsastle, Danielle Loud, and others. In 1993, Cindy Nahaeeka released the classic album CINDY NAHAEEKA AND FRIENDS: Tender Breasts of Cassie Volume One, in which Cindy Nahaeeka were joined by several of the Red Pepper and Ray labelmates, including Sex Box Cathedral, Stereo Idiot, and Chad Cadmium.

11. Is Cindy Nahaeeka a real person -or- Where did Cindy Nahaeeka come up with their name?

Cindy Nahaeeka is not the name of a solo music performer, it is the name of an incendiary pop group recording on the Red Pepper and Ray record label. It's core members are Joshua Raymond, Richard Cadman, Jason Hensley, and Roy Ball. While writing this FAQ, we recently had the oppurtunity to speak to the bandmembers. Here, for the first time in print, is the story behind how Cindy Nahaeeka chose the name for their band, in their own words.

Chad Cadmium:
"The name 'Cindy Nahaeeka' as well as the name of our first album, 'Just Me (Thing)' are in tribute to my childhood hero and mentor Sydney Polheeko and his record 'Just Me, Thanks.'"

Roy Ball:
"I'm not sure where Cadmium came up with that Sydney Polheeko thing, but he's way off. Maybe that's where we came up with the title of 'Just Me (Thing),' but that is definately not how we came up with the name 'Cindy Nahaeeka,' Cindy Nahaeeka was actually the name of a pet bunny rabbit I had as a child. Actually it's was just 'Cindy,' but supposedly I also used to call rabbits 'nahaeekas' back then as well. This is according to my parents -- I have absolutely no memory of this whatsoever, but they swear it's true. They think that I may have been trying to say 'North Eastern' and just mispronouncing it as 'Nahaeeka(I was like, 2 years old at the time).' Of course I still have no idea what that had to do with rabbits, I'm just telling you what I've been told."

Jason Hensley:
"Cindy Nahaeeka was my 'Porno Name.'"

Joshua Raymond:
"Umm... O.K. Alot of interesting stories here. The truth is we were going to name ourselves after Cindy Brady from the Brady Bunch. So we were 'The Cindy Brady Experience' for about a day or something, and then we decided we should probably change the name unless we wanted to get sued. And so we decided to keep the 'Cindy' and just come up with the dumbest-assed last name we could think of. And Roy came up with 'Nahaeeka,' which was pretty fucking stupid, so naturally we had to go with that. Oh, and nobody could pronounce it either, which was also a plus."

12. I'd like to learn more about their records.

The following album descriptions are taken directly from the Red Pepper and Ray mail order catalog:

a. Just Me (Thing)
Sparse, primitive, tribal drone on historical debut recording from Cindy Nahaeeka. Features trance inducing classics "Bugs On My Uvula" and "Try Our Salads To Go!!" plus 10 more.

b. Cindy Nahaeeka
Sophomore set from sophomoric pranksters features covers of "Anarchy in the U.K." and "Knocking On Heaven's Door" as well as original hits "I'm a Mean Fighting Cock," "Buddy Holly Ain't Wearing any Specs," and the haunting wail of "Lisa."

c. Next But One
Rarities, B-sides, and unreleased tracks. All the stuff that was way too crappy to put on a real album. Absolute worst Nahaeeka collection ever, features two (count 'em two) versions of "Cafeteria."

d. Milk
Live acoustic set features soul-stirring ballad "Roy Ball's Song," as well as smash rockers "That Star Over There" and "Together We Can."

e. Some People Have No Bowling Balls,
Some People Don't Bowl at all

Nahaeekian's biting satire on modern recording industry! Double album exposes sexism, corruption, stupidity, in popular music with such thought provoking tracks as "Hot Dodge Ambulance" and "Party Party Honey Honey." More than two hours of muckraking classics, plus 45 minutes of bonus tracks, including the audio play "Bluesman Big Rig Mystery!"

f. Tender Breasts of Cassie, Volume One
Cindy Nahaeeka joins forces with such Red Pepper and Ray recording artists as Sex Box Cathedral, Chad Cadmium, and Stereo Idiot, showcasing the greatest hits from the entire Red Pepper and Ray library. Spanning more than six years, this collection features top hallucinatory hits "In the Mood for a Tasty Snack?," "Are You Gay?," "Cat Wants Cheese," "Spoonful of Sugar," and more. 34 consciousness expanding tracks in all.

g. What Would Jesus Do?
Cindy Nahaeeka's "What Would Jesus Do?": the exciting new album that the whole world is talking about! From "Butane Funeral" to "Path of the Righteous Man," "What Would Jesus Do?" offers track after track of the experimental, strange,and exotic sound of Cindy Nahaeeka!

13. I like to consider myself to part of the "in-crowd" of the happening music scene. How come I've never even heard of Cindy Nahaeeka? What are they, just some cheesy "local" band or something?"

What's the matter, Mr. "In-Crowd," Cindy Nahaeeka just not "cool" enough for you? Were sorry if Cindy Nahaeeka can't be a member of the "in-crowd" like you, rubbing noses with A-list Hollywood celebrities like Lou Diamond Philips and Richard Grieco. While you're busy snobbing it up at Hollywood cocktail parties, Cindy Nahaeeka are out bringing their message to the man-on-the-street, the real people! People who work hard, in honest, AMERICAN jobs, like construction workers, truck drivers, plumbers, and morticians. While your busy fruiting it up at the Art Gallery or the Capucino Bar, Cindy Nahaeeka is out making a difference in the world! Making a difference -- patrolling the streets and fighting crime, faking nude photographs of U.S. politicians, finding cures for diseases that don't even exist yet -- that's what Cindy Nahaeeka is all about! So were sorry if Cindy Nahaeeka hasn't had the time to introduce themselves to your so-called scene, nimrod. Maybe you should ask some interesting people about them, I'm sure they'll be willing to set you straight.

14. I went to my local music store, but they don't carry Cindy Nahaeeka records. When I asked the clerk if he could order them for me he just gave me a funny look. What's the deal with that?

It's a conspiracy, I tell you! A conspiracy! Ha-ha-ha. Humorous, yes, although in point of fact, it's actually true. You see, originally, Cindy Nahaeeka had no trouble getting their records in the stores, or getting their music played on the radio. Everything was looking great for Cindy Nahaeeka, and those in the know were quick to exclaim that Cindy Nahaeeka was on the verge of becoming the "next big thing." But then, Cindy Nahaeeka did the unthinkable. Cindy Nahaeeka had the balls to release "Some People Don't Think About Bowling Balls, Some People Don't Think About Bowling At All," the album that blew the lid off the modern recording industry. Cindy Nahaeeka's inflamatory expose on the abuses of the industry was too bitter of a pill for the music industry bigwigs to swallow, and before you can say "Alicarbaba," Cindy Nahaeeka and Red Pepper and Ray records found themselves blacklisted. Retailers refused to carry their records, radio stations stopped playing their songs, and MTV banned Cindy Nahaeeka movies and videos from their airwaves. Despite the negative effect that "Bowling Ball" had on the career of Cindy Nahaeeka, the lads have never regretted releasing it, and they have never looked back. Of course one has to wonder, when we see that they only produced one more record after that, and that was of course "Tender Breasts of Cassie," a compilation album. Nevertheless, although the records are not available in most stores, they are still available directly from Red Pepper and Ray. For more information on how you can order these records, please email Red Pepper and Ray at lordfluoride@hotmail.com.
NOTE: CINDY NAHAEEKA HAVE JUST RELEASED THEIR SEVENTH ALBUM, THE STUNNING "WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?"

15. Is it true that Roy is gay, or Jason is dead, or (insert rumor here)?

There is a simple rule of thumb to use when hearing rumors about Cindy Nahaeeka on the internet. They are ALWAYS TRUE. No matter how ridiculous a rumor may seem, no matter how physically impossible it may be, no matter if you hear two rumors that completely contradict each other, the rumors are always true.

Other Nahaeeka rumors (which of course are true) include:
- Chad Cadmium has the word "Shemp" tatooed on his penis!
- Due to a malformative birth defect, Joshua does not have a left hemisphere of his brain, and instead has two seperate right hemispheres, one in the right side of his head, and one on the left!
- Roy has the ability to transform into a cat at will!
- Jason has the inability to grow hair on the sides of his face, and for years he wore "stick-on" novelty sideburns!
- All of the Cindy Nahaeeka Auxilliary Members, such as Lou Hardcastle, were really robots!
- If you play the song "Lisa" backwards, you can hear the voice of Abraham Lincoln speaking from beyond the grave!

16. Did Cindy Nahaeeka break up? What have the members of Cindy Nahaeeka been up to lately?

Cindy Nahaeeka have just completed their stunning new release What Would Jesus Do?, now available from Red Pepper and Ray records. They have also been keeping busy on variety of other projects, both individaully and as a group. For more information about these projects, please consult the Cindy Nahaeeka Biography pages available on Red Pepperand Ray Online.

17. Where can I go to see Cindy Nahaeeka perform live? Will Cindy Nahaeeka be coming to my home town?

Cindy Nahaeeka is not currently on tour. For announcements on when they may be going on tour, and where they well be performing please consult the New and Improved section on Red Pepper and Ray Online.

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