LOU HARDCASTLE

Two-fisted Lou Hardcastle was the swaggering macho man of the Cindy Nahaeeka experience. Lou was an Auxiliary Member of Cindy Nahaeeka during the recording of the "Cindy Nahaeeka" album. He's the bloke muttering in the background of the classic track "Buddy Holly Ain't Wearing any Specs," as well as the keyboardist on Nahaeeka's cover of "Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds." Lou joined the group to fill in for Gidget Lovelace, who was washing his dog that month.

DANIELLE LOUD

Cindy Nahaeeka Auxiliary Member Danielle Loud joined the group for the Veteran's Park Tour, filling in for Gidget Lovelace, who was washing his dishes that month.

NICOLE J6A6D6E6

Chad Cadmium groupie Nicole J6a6d6e6 (pictured here with her hero) had her brush with fame in December of 1998, when she won an online contest here at RPR Online, submitting the winning lyrics for the song "Maxi-Pad." Nicole won an all-expense paid (by herself) trip to California, where she got to stay in the filthy, cluttered condo of Chad and Amanda Cadmium. She also recieved a tour of Red Pepper and Ray Studios during the recording of their stunning new album, "What Would Jesus Do," and had her lyrics recorded in throbbing disco majesty.

MASTAH JAM

At the end of 1998, Cindy Nahaeeka returned to Red Pepper and Ray Studios to record their seventh album, "What Would Jesus Do." Chad Cadmium, Greg Orion, and Rocket Boy were all ready to go, but, alas, Gidget Lovelace was in Outer Space at the time, and thus couldn't join the lads in the studio. All was not lost, however, for in the grand tradition of Cindy Nahaeeka Auxiliary Members, Mastah Jam was on hand to round out the foursome. Unfortunately for the Mastah, he took ill the night of his recording session, and was only able to record one song. Fortunately, that song was the fierce and energized rocker, "My Name is Mastah Jam." "My Name is Mastah Jam" would become the highlight of the record with it's brilliant balance of frenzied electric melody and darkness and gloom. Unfortunately, the Mastah sang his vocal off-cue, so we had to erase them and replace them with Chad Cadmium vocals. So basically Mastah Jam's contribution may be the most pathetic in the history of the Cindy Nahaeeka Member's Auxialiary. Sorry Man.

The Mastah's talents go far beyond botched up vocals. He is also fluent in the language of Jive, and teaches disco dancing at the Arthur Murray Dancing Academy. Add to all that his exquisite recipe for cucumber sandwiches, and you have a true renaissance man. Congratulations, Mastah Jam!