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One day
When I was in the kitchen
A crude Siamese
Asked me for a piece of cheese!

I say "which kind?"
He said he didn't care
Parmesan, Swisss, or Limberghur
I did not really care

Ha-ha-ha-ha

I gave him limberghur
He said thanks
Wanted some milk
So I said no thanks

He ate up all the cheese now he's fat and is a pig and is constipated
Oh yeah!

No Nine Lives for him
No Cal-Can
Just Limberghur and all the other cheeses

High in protein
Low in carbohydrates
Good for him
Has no tuna - but it's still good

He doesn't even drink any milk
He just eats that cheese
Oh it's so disgusting I'm sick of cheese now

My whole refrigertator is filled with cheese:
- Cheese-sicles
- Cheese anything
- Cheese slices

I hate cheese
Ahh!

You mean to tell me you want more cheese?
Ahh!