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LETTERS TO THE EDITOR BING-A-LINGS Dear Ray, You have a stupid page/site. Why are you so absessed with Bing Crosby? Yours truly, Joe Earl Little Rock, Arkansas Only my dentist knows for sure Earl, and he's not talking. -Editor Dear Sirs, Just wanted to drop you a line and let you know how much I enjoyed your web site! I also enjoyed the "Fluoride" sites you have links to. I do have one question though. That Bing Crosby thing about cracking walnuts with his butt, that wasn't really true was it? I'm hoping it is, even though I know it's probably just a joke. I can't wait to see what you guys put up next! Jeffery Johnson address unknown Yes, the Bing Crosby article is for real. The story behind it is this: apparently Crosby had some kind of irrational fear of being raped by homosexuals. It was because of this fear that he used to practice clenching his butt muscles, for something like twenty or thirty minutes every day, so that he would be able to keep any foriegn entities from entering his ass against his will. From most accounts, Crosby was a pretty messed up guy. Supposedly he had a really bad childhood or something. -Editor If you've got any questions or comments regarding Red Pepper and Ray, you can Email them to us at: lordfluoride@hotmail.com Your letter could even end up in a future issue of Red Pepper and Ray!