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LAMB POOPS ON THE STOVE Vocalist: Chad Cadmium Wet and wild, them shits, my child. Quickly they dove, right on to the stove. Turned on the coil, they started to boil. One after another, the stove they smother. Piled real high, right up to the sky. Tried to cover with plastic, made it more drastic. He lays them in loops, those lamby poops. Wish he would quit, laying his shit. Out of the kitchen in a hasty storm. Comes a creature not of the norm. He'll fuck up your stove I tell you no lie. When the lamb comes out you best run and hide. He's gotta stop, I just heard one plop. Those turds are mean, and sometimes green. Look, watch it pass, comes right out of his ass. I hate his laid waste, they're not to my taste. He should be adorable, instead he is horrible. Next time I see crap, I'm gonna give him a slap. That bad little lamb, I wish he'd just scram. He's turned this place to hell, with his anti-stove smell. Out of the kitchen in a hasty storm. Comes a creature not of the norm. He'll fuck up your stove I tell you no lie. When the lamb comes out you best run and hide. He won't lay his shit on the fridge or on clocks. He won't even go near a cat litter box. You can try your best but his plans you can't foil. Not even if you remove all the coils.
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