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Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving but Aren'tReach in and grab the giblets.Whew, that's one terrific spread! I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. Tying the legs together will keep the insides moist. Talk about a huge breast! "And he forced his way into the end zone..." She's 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down. It's Cool Whip time!!!! If I don't unbuckle my pants, I'm going to burst! It must be broken, cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out! The Night After Thanksgiving'Twas the night after Thanksgiving, But I just couldn't sleep.I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep. The leftovers beckoned --- The dark meat and white, But I fought the temptation with all of my might. Tossing and turning with anticipation...... The thought of a snack became infatuation..... So I raced to the kitchen and flung open the door, And gazed at the fridge full of goodies galore. I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes, Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes. I felt myself swelling so plump and so round, Till all of a sudden, I rose off the ground !! I crashed through the ceiling, Floating into the sky.... With a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie, But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees... HAPPY EATING TO ALL !!
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