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Newlyweds
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to
become members of his church. The minister said that they
would have to go without sex for two weeks and then
come back and tell him how it went.
The first couple was retired, the second couple was
middle aged and the final couple was newlywed.
Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the
minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at
all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the
first week, but after that, it was no problem. The
newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of
paint.
"Can of PAINT!" exclaimed the minister.
"Yeah," said the newlywed man. "She
dropped the can and when she bent over to pick it up I
had to have her right there and then. Lust took
over." The minister just shook his head and said
that they were not welcome in the church.
"That's okay," said the man. "We're not
welcome in Home Depot either."
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Listen
Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of
marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
In the second year, the woman speaks and the man
listens.
In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors
listen!
The Proposal
One evening, a young woman came home from a date,
rather sad. She told her mother, "Anthony proposed
to me an hour ago."
"Then why are you so sad?" her mother asked.
"Because he also told me he is an atheist. Mom, he
doesn't even believe there's a Hell."
Her mother replied, "Marry him anyway. Between the
two of us, we'll show him just how wrong he is."
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