Ways To Tell If You're Obsessed With The Backstreet Boys

This is just a list of a few (many) of the symptoms commonly reported/experienced by Backstreet Fans. If you discover that you are being effected by twenty or more of these symptoms, run, do not walk, to the nearest psychiatrist (where you will likely see me getting treatment as well) and get help. Muahahahaha *evil laughter* :) Don't worry, I experience most or all of these symptoms (I'll mark guilty if I do). You are not alone!! Doesn't that scare you even more.

1. You pray to all or one of the guys. (guilty)

2. You and/or your best friend (MEGAN!!!) beats up anybody who bad mouthes them.(guilty)

3. You can do most/all of the Backstreet's Back dance. (guilty)

4. You cry at their concerts. (very guilty)

5. You throw a fit if you miss an appearance on TV. (guilty)

6. You have so many posters/pictures/articles that you have either lost count or spend your life counting away and notice that even if each finger/toe is a hundred, you've run out of fingers AND toes. (kinda guilty, not too bad).

7. You plan or already have shopped at Sears!! (guilty)

8. You got in a mini/large fight with a friend over a Backstreet Boys concert. (kinda guilty)

9. Everytime you open your mouth to speak, your non-BSB fans friends (if you should have any) say something to the effects of: "If you talk about those gay fags again, I'll kill you." And you either shut-up, then plan for you and your best friends to beat them up (MEGAN!!!), talk about them anyway, or on special occasions, actually oblige to your friend's wish. (guilty to all three)

10. You refused to burn your old Leonardo DiCrapio pictures/posters in hope that one day somebody will trade Backstreet stuff for it. (guilty)

11. You have at least one Backstreet Boys keychain. (guilty)

12. You have at least one Backstreet Boys pen. (guilty)

13. You either have/want the Backstreet Boys bedspread and wall paper. (guilty)

14. Your mom knows the words to the Backstreet Boys songs. (guilty, and my mom speaks chinese)

15. Your mom knows to turn the station away when it's N Sync so you don't go into a fit of crossing your arms and staring out the windshield. (guilty)

16. Your mom knows to turn up the station when it's BSB so you don't have to tell her to (guilty)

17. Your dog(s) know not to step on your BSB posters and other stuff if they don't wanna get locked out of your room. (guilty, I felt awful though!!!!)

18. On your birthday, your friends, 'cept your best one who knows all your merchandise, refuse to get you anything BSB in feat that you already have it. And when they do, you discover you already have two copies of it. (guilty to both)

19. You and your friend(s) write stories about yourselves and one or more of the Backstreet Boys (um. . . Not admitting to it, but guilty)

20. During Brian's surgery, you prayed every night and wore a blue ribbon or something else as a symbol of support and hope. (very guilty)

21. You've bought one of more Teeny Bopper-ish magazines. (*blushing* guilty)

22. You've dreamt about them. (*blushing* guilty, but NOT in a sexual way!! Swear!!)

23. You wanna kiss AJ's 69 tattooo. (guilty)

24. You wanna kiss Brian's manly scar. (guilty)

25. You wanna kiss Nick's lucious lips. (guilty)

26. You wanna kiss/hug/both Kevin. (guilty)

27. You wanna. . . Er, comb Howie's hair. (ha ha ha, INNOCENT!!! WOO HOO!)

28. You've had strangers approach you and call you the "backstreet girl" at school. (guilty and frightened)

29. You've made a website about them or spend your life visiting made websites about them. (guilty on both accounts)

30. You have a binder that weighs approximately 7-8 pounds worth of their stuff. (guilty guilty guilty)

31. You have a club in their honor. (guilty, NCBL baby!!!!)

32. You named a fish after them, and when couldn't decide which boy, combined two of their initials together. (guilty, NaCBaL, may he RIP)

33. You talk to your posters. (*blushing* guilty)

34. You've sent out a chain letter about wanting to meet them. (guilty)

35. You were depressed on the guys' birthdays becuz you couldn't personally give them a present and wish them a happy birthday. (very guilty)

36. You write poems about them (guilty)

37. You despise N Sync and their poser assses. (guilty, very guilty)

38. You despise Lou Pearlman and gold digging large ass. (guilty)

39. You cursed with your best friend on the phone the whole way through the MTV news 1515 special about their lawsuit when the bitchy Donna Wright, Johnny Wright, and Lou Pearlman came on. (very guilty)

40. Your friend has said soething like this to you: "I can't believe you know the texture of his hair" in reference to one of the BSBs. (guilty)

41. Your teachers know you're obsessed. (guilty)

42. They sing you to sleep. (guilty)

43. Your screenname/e-mail is all in subtle reference to them. (gulity; Frick2NS)

44. You wanna be Shania Twai for the reason that she sang w/ BSB. (guilty)

45. You're willing to go bungee jumping and ride roller coasters despite your fear of heights just to have one minute with them. (guilty)

46. You have or considered trying out for fanatic. (guilty)

47. The boys have inspired you to do/keep doing something. (guilty in so many ways)

48. Out of your free will, you write essays about them. (repeatedly guilty)

49. You know the names, stats, and all the rumors on all their girlfriends, but feel guilty about invading their private space. (guilty)

50. They've sent you up and down on depressions and periods of happiness. (guilty)

51. You knwo how many times they said "backstreet" in the song "we've got it goin' on" becuz you sat there and counted. (guilty, 7)

52. You know the time on the clock in their video "As Long As You Love Me" becuz you've watched it so many times. (guilty, 2:05)

53. Your friends that hate the Backstreet Boys know all their names and extra information becuz of your constant rambling about it. (gulity)

54. You have their pictures on your celing so that you can wake up to their faces. (guilty)

55. You score 100% on every BSB quiz you take. (guilty, almost))

56. You call the Taco Bell dog "Li'l Tyke" becuz that's Brian's chiuauau's name. (guilty)

57. You sit on the car and listen to the radio for a Backstreet song, even if you have the CD and listen to it very day. (guilty)

58. You're nice to your sister for brief periods when she decides to give you some merchandise she doesn't want. (guilty)

59. You find yourself drinking/eating foods you normally wouldn't becuz they're the BSB's fav foods; such as McDonalds daily and drinking ginger ale and mac & cheese. (guilty)

60. You can list a million reasons why the Backstreet Boys rule the world. (guilty)

61. Everything people say or you see on TV in your mind somehow relates to the Backstreet Boys. (very guilty)

62. You smile a lot after you see Backstreet Boys on TV. (guilty)

63. You wonder how you surveived before you found out about the Backstreet Boys. (guilty)

64. You start signing your name as Leighanne Wallace or another BSB girlfriend name. (starting to get guilty)

65. You know all the little things that BSB does when they're preforming, the way they sit, the way the move, etc. (guilty)

66. You can decipher which BSB song it is by listening to just two seconds of any part of the song. (guilty)

67. You can decipher the voices of each of the guys, even when they're singing together. (guilty)

68. You find yourself nodding your head to this list. (guilty)

69. You find yourself talking and/or acting a lot like Teresa Tung. (i am her!!!)

70. You find yourself thinking of a million more things to add to this list. (guilty)

Well dudes, that's it. There's more, but I'm sick of typing! Bwahahah!!! Hee hee, Joy. As you can tell, I am guilty to all but one!!! Run, do not walk to the nearest psychiatrist if you have more than 20 of the above 70 symptoms!!! You're not alone!! Bye now.