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March Mammals!!

We're on to the elite eight!! The champions from the respective sections have been determined, and now it's time to see if sky is better than sea, or if cats are better than dogs! Who goes onto the final four??

King of the Dogs vs. King of the Cats

Rottweiler

Height: 27" (shoulders)
Weight: 90-160 lbs.
Bite Force: A Rottweilers has 800psi (Pounds Per Squire Inch Jaw Pressure).
Fun Fact: The origin of the Rottweiler is not a documented record. Once this is recognized, actual history tempered by reasonable supposition indicates the likelihood he is descended from one of the drover dogs indigenous to ancient Rome. This drover dog has been described by various accredited sources as having been of the Mastiff type - a dependable, rugged, willing worker, possessed of great intelligence and a strong guarding instinct.
Road to the Elite Eight: Dachsund, Mastiff, Pitt Bull.

vs.

Tiger

Length: 5-10' long
Weight: 150-700 lbs.
Bite Force: 1000psi+
Fun Fact: Tigers kill by biting the back of the neck and crushing their prey's spine.
Road to Elite Eight: Lion, Cheetah, Jaguar.

Time to answer the age old question of Cat vs. Dog! But these ain't no house cats! Can man's best friend stick it to the felines, or do they need the added beef of their wild canid cousins? The Rottweiler has to be the underdog (pun intended), but can he manage to upset the larger Tiger??

Check out the other brackets! Eagle vs. Orca, Polar Bear vs. Croc and Wolf vs. Rhino!! Care to weigh in? Send in your vote and let your voice be heard!

 

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