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March Mammals!!

We're on to the elite eight!! The champions from the respective sections have been determined, and now it's time to see if sky is better than sea, or if cats are better than dogs! Who goes onto the final four??

King of the Wild Canids vs. King of the Misc

Wolf

Height: 32" (shoulders)
Weight: 70-130 lbs.
Bite Force: Up to 1,500psi
Fun Fact: At top speed the Wolf can run close to 30 MPH. Wolves can crush deer bones and can rip open the rump of a running moose, cutting through 4 inches of thick hair and tough hide.
Road to the Elite Eight: Fox, Dingo, Jackal.

vs.

Rhino

Length: 9-10' long
Weight: 1,500-3,000lbs.
Horn Size: 4' long.
Fun Fact: When charging, it puffs and snorts like a steam engine, running with its tail erect at speeds of up to 30 miles per hour.
Road to Elite Eight: Elephant, Bull, Killer Bees.

The wolf draws the unenviable task of taking down the powerful Rhino! Both animals have a similar top speed, but the Wolf's ally must be his greater manueverability and agility. Is it enough to overcome the Rhino's size and strength advantage? We will find out!!

Check out the other brackets! Eagle vs. Orca, Polar Bear vs. Croc and Rottweiler vs. Tiger!! Care to weigh in? Send in your vote and let your voice be heard!

 

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