| STATUS | DATE | ITEM |
 | SEP 18 2003 | GATES FINALLY ADMITS TO A 'JOISEY' EDITION OF WINDOWS! - Get the scoop on exactly how to deal with New Jersey's very own version of Windows. |
| JUL 16 2003 | THE 'NOT READY FOR PRIME TIME' SECTION IS UP AND RUNNING! - Unfortunately, you'll need the frequently-changed passcode to access this section. |
 | JUN 06 2003 | MAN ASHAMED OF JOY AT RECEIVING NEW MOP HEAD - ROSEDALE, MD—Barry Slacker, a cashier & wannabe deli person at a local convenience store, experienced a fleeting moment of joy, followed by a deep and abiding sense of shame, upon receiving a new mop head Monday. |
| MAY 23 2003 | BRAIN DEAD WORKER GETS TO BE EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH - He even shows up on his day off.... |
| MAY 14 2003 | CHECK OUT BARRY DREDGE's COLUMN! - A "not-very-politically correct" commentary on life.... |
 | MAY 12 2003 | CHECK OUT THE NEW ROSEDALE NEWS TICKER - You'll probably see someone you know.... |
 | MAY 10 2003 | BARRY FOUND FISHING? - Recent news about Barry's fishing expeditions.... |
 | MAY 08 2003 | CONGRESS PASSES NEW BILL - 'Baltimorons With No Abilities Act' passes congress.... |
| MAY 06 2003 | McDonald's and Welfare - Fast Food is Taking Over for State Welfare Plan.... |
 | MAY 02 2003 | GATES and Micky? - Bill Gates reveals clandestine meetings with Micky.... |
| LOCKED | APR 30 2003 | CHECK OUT THE FORUM - Here's where you can speak your mind.... |
 | APR 23 2003 | AIRBAG LOTTERY - GM announces new airbag lottery for 2003 cars.... |
 | APR 20 2003 | What's New? - The What's New Page is fixed. Duh. |
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