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Were they right?
Many years ago in an earlier incarnation of the web site, Elizabeth's fans were asked to guess what she looked like. Nick Abbot and Elizabeth filled out the questionairre live on air, from which the reconstruction seen on the right was formed.
But what of your guesses? Here are the results of the survey carried out on the web site, along with how accurate you all were.
Contestant #1 - Leo Zwalf |
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Hair colour: Brown
Eye colour: Brown
Wearing: Farming overalls
Looks like: Jeremy Clarkson
Comments: She probably really likes cats, but nothing illegal,
just an affectionate thing. I would think that she bakes a lot of bread,
but no cakes. There may even be some kind of music thing going on, maybe
something along the lines of Bruce Springsteen. or maybe that's just me.
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Elizabeth doesn't look like Jeremy Clarkson very much, although they both have rather mad hair. Jeremy is very tall and can often be seen behind the wheel of an expensive fast car, but there's no evidence for the same to be said for Elizabeth.
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Contestant #2 - Bob Severn |
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Hair colour: Grey
Eye colour: Brown
Wearing: A nice floral dress
Looks like: The Queen Mother
Comments: She is the cause of BSE. She is not too thin, nor
too fat, but she likes her pudding.
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Again, not a very accurate prediction. The Queen Mother was much older and more wrinkly than our beautiful Elizabeth. The Queen Mother was always seen wearing an elegant hat, whereas none of the photographs we have of Elizabeth depict her with one.
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Contestant #3 - Andrew |
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Hair colour: White
Wearing: Pink shellsuit
Looks like: Fred Elliot from Coronation Street
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Andrew didn't give us much to go on, and what he did, I say, I say, turned out very wrong indeed, I say. Very wrong indeed, I say! Bad luck, Andrew.
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Contestant #4 - Chris |
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Hair colour: Brown
Eye colour: Green
Wearing: Cheddar cheese
Looks like: Sandi Toksvig
Comments: She is the long lost sister of Uri Spoonbender,
hence her psychic powers, and sends mouldy cheddar cheese in the post to
celebrities she doesn't like.
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Nice try, Chris. Although you gain marks for suggesting green eyes - Elizabeth's are blue, but green is closer than brown - you forgot that Sandi Toksvig is a celebrated lesbian, but as far as we know Elizabeth prefers boys.
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Contestant #5 - Mark Hollington |
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Hair colour: Brown
Eye colour: Brown
Wearing: Nice flannel twin set
Looks like: Mrs Merton
Comments: She has a penchant for collecting cheeses of the
world, and spends many afternoon dressing up as James Whale and arguing with
her pussy.
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A very strange combination - Mrs Merton dressed up as James Whale, especially considering Mrs Merton is infact Caroline Aherne dressed up as an old lady. Mark is the second contestant to suggest Elizabeth is involved with cats in some way.
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Contestant #6 - Neil |
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Hair colour: Brown
Eye colour: Brown
Wearing: An empty potato sack
Looks like: Mo Mowlam
Comments: I think she probably smells like fish, and probably
has a yeast infection. She may well have semen in her hair, and a parsnip
behind one or more of her ears.
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Honestly, Neil, we're ashamed of you! As we can see from Elizabeth's pictures she is completely devoid of misplaced vegetables. I can vouch that the photographs did not smell of fish, but you will have to decide for yourselves whether this picture displays a resemblence to the hair-gel experience from "There's something about Mary".
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Contestant #7 - Chris Cotton |
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Hair colour: Brown
Eye colour: Brown
Wearing: A nice floral dress
Looks like: Ruby Wax
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Elizabeth certainly shares Ruby's razmatazz personality - there's never a quiet moment with one of of them around!
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