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    Were they right?

    Many years ago in an earlier incarnation of the web site, Elizabeth's fans were asked to guess what she looked like. Nick Abbot and Elizabeth filled out the questionairre live on air, from which the reconstruction seen on the right was formed.

    But what of your guesses? Here are the results of the survey carried out on the web site, along with how accurate you all were.

    Contestant #1 - Leo Zwalf

    Jeremy from Cheddar Hair colour: Brown
    Eye colour: Brown
    Wearing: Farming overalls
    Looks like: Jeremy Clarkson
    Comments: She probably really likes cats, but nothing illegal, just an affectionate thing. I would think that she bakes a lot of bread, but no cakes. There may even be some kind of music thing going on, maybe something along the lines of Bruce Springsteen. or maybe that's just me.
    Elizabeth doesn't look like Jeremy Clarkson very much, although they both have rather mad hair. Jeremy is very tall and can often be seen behind the wheel of an expensive fast car, but there's no evidence for the same to be said for Elizabeth.

     

    Contestant #2 - Bob Severn

    Queen Mother from Cheddar Hair colour: Grey
    Eye colour: Brown
    Wearing: A nice floral dress
    Looks like: The Queen Mother
    Comments: She is the cause of BSE. She is not too thin, nor too fat, but she likes her pudding.
    Again, not a very accurate prediction. The Queen Mother was much older and more wrinkly than our beautiful Elizabeth. The Queen Mother was always seen wearing an elegant hat, whereas none of the photographs we have of Elizabeth depict her with one.

     

    Contestant #3 - Andrew

    Fred from Cheddar Hair colour: White
    Wearing: Pink shellsuit
    Looks like: Fred Elliot from Coronation Street
    Andrew didn't give us much to go on, and what he did, I say, I say, turned out very wrong indeed, I say. Very wrong indeed, I say! Bad luck, Andrew.

     

    Contestant #4 - Chris

    Hair colour: Brown
    Eye colour: Green
    Wearing: Cheddar cheese
    Looks like: Sandi Toksvig
    Comments: She is the long lost sister of Uri Spoonbender, hence her psychic powers, and sends mouldy cheddar cheese in the post to celebrities she doesn't like.
    Nice try, Chris. Although you gain marks for suggesting green eyes - Elizabeth's are blue, but green is closer than brown - you forgot that Sandi Toksvig is a celebrated lesbian, but as far as we know Elizabeth prefers boys.

     

    Contestant #5 - Mark Hollington

    Hair colour: Brown
    Eye colour: Brown
    Wearing: Nice flannel twin set
    Looks like: Mrs Merton
    Comments: She has a penchant for collecting cheeses of the world, and spends many afternoon dressing up as James Whale and arguing with her pussy.
    A very strange combination - Mrs Merton dressed up as James Whale, especially considering Mrs Merton is infact Caroline Aherne dressed up as an old lady. Mark is the second contestant to suggest Elizabeth is involved with cats in some way.

     

    Contestant #6 - Neil

    Mo from Cheddar Hair colour: Brown
    Eye colour: Brown
    Wearing: An empty potato sack
    Looks like: Mo Mowlam
    Comments: I think she probably smells like fish, and probably has a yeast infection. She may well have semen in her hair, and a parsnip behind one or more of her ears.
    Honestly, Neil, we're ashamed of you! As we can see from Elizabeth's pictures she is completely devoid of misplaced vegetables. I can vouch that the photographs did not smell of fish, but you will have to decide for yourselves whether this picture displays a resemblence to the hair-gel experience from "There's something about Mary".

     

    Contestant #7 - Chris Cotton

    Ruby from Cheddar Hair colour: Brown
    Eye colour: Brown
    Wearing: A nice floral dress
    Looks like: Ruby Wax
    Elizabeth certainly shares Ruby's razmatazz personality - there's never a quiet moment with one of of them around!

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