Sounds

The following sound clips are all in Microsoft Wave (.WAV) format, because I'm a luddite and can't cope with anything fancier.

• (Ha)ppiness 9k
• Once my love was good enough... (complete song) 274k
• Elizabeth the world slimming champion 39k
• Elizabeth goes on to the next caller 40k
• Elizabeth and the royal family 55k
• Let's have Elizabeth from Cheddar 59k

You can also hear some sounds at Nick's Tit Bits.

Let me know if you have any good clips.