It's getting to be a lot like a Spanked ass
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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
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Parody by Ron J
It's beginning to look a lot like a spanked ass

It's beginning to look a lot like a spanked ass
Ev'ry where you go;
Take a look in the five-and-ten, hassling once again
With cutting remarks, causing red faces to glow.
It's beginning to look a lot like a spanked ass,
You annoy in ev'ry store,
But the prettiest sight they'll see, is when you're across my knee
In their very own store.

The shouts of loud hoots, as my hand downward shoots
Is the wish of the store owner's you offend;
In the malls they will talk as they go for a walk
In the hope of justice right then
And the store owner's can hardly wait, for you to have spanking date.
It's beginning to look a lot like a spanked ass
Ev'ry where you go;
There's glee in the mall scene, knowing what a spanking will mean,
The nosey kind, that doesn't mind the show.
It's beginning to look a lot like a spanked ass;
Soon the spanks will start,
With the brush that will make them sting, a brand new carol you'll sing
Right from your heart.