The spanked ass song
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The Christmas Song

parody by Ron J

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The spanked ass song



 
A spanked butt roasted by an open fire
Jack Frost nipping where it shows
Yuletide spankings being done in the cold
And folks dressed up like Eskimos
 Everybody suspects a spanking,  comes on their toes
Helps to make the season bright
 Bare bottoms with their cheeks all aglow
Will find it hard to sleep tonight


They know that Santa's on his way
He's bringing lots of new spanking toys on his sleigh
And everybody's eyes is gonna spy
To see if her bottom gets really hot, oh my!
And so I'm offering this simple wish
To bad girls from twenty-one to ninety-two
Although it's been said many times, many ways
Be very good or its a spanked ass for you