Up on the Housetop
parody by Barb
On Anna's house top reindeer pause,
Out jumps Ron dressed as Santa Claus.
Down through the chimney without one toy,
What he's gonna do will give Anna no joy.
Ow, ow, ow, when will she learn?
Ow, ow, ow, 'til then her bottom will burn
Up on the housetop Ron grabs his stick,
Down through the chimney he goes right quick.
First comes the dropping of pants and drawers,
When will Anna tire of staring at floors?
Ron rests his hand on her white bare bum,
Then starts to spank like he is playing a drum.
Ow, ow, ow, when will she learn?
Ow, ow, ow, 'til then her bottom will burn,
Up on the housetop Ron grabs his stick
Down through the chimney he goes right quick.
After the warm up he grabs up the stick,
Her heart starts to pound like she's gonna be sick.
She tries to struggle, but it deters him not,
Her naughty bum will become red hot.
Ow, ow, ow, when will she learn?
Ow, ow, ow, 'til then her bottom will burn,
Up on the housetop Ron grabs his stick
Down through the chimney he goes right quick.
With a swish and a crack it lands with care.
Ron leaves red stripes almost every where.
From the tops of her cheeks to the backs of her thighs,
He never stops once, despite her cries.
Ow, ow, ow, when will she learn?
Ow, ow, ow, 'til then her bottom will burn,
Up on the housetop Ron grabs his stick
Down through the chimney he goes right quick.
"Please no more," Anna begs and cries.
"I know I can be good, if I only try.
I'll never tell a story to you again,
You always find out and I never win."
Ow, ow, ow, when will she learn?
Ow, ow, ow, 'til then her bottom will burn,
Up on the housetop Ron grabs his stick
Down through the chimney he goes right quick.
Ron lays down the switch and gives a little sigh,
"You'll always be in trouble 'till you learn not to lie.
I know you don't mean to tell stories so bad.
But if you just learn to think, I won't get so mad."
Ow, ow, ow, when will she learn,
Ow, ow, ow, 'til then, her bottom will burn,
Up on the housetop Ron grabs his stick
Down through the chimney he goes right quick.
He rubs her bottom gently, it is oh so sore,
He knows that for now she doesn't need any more.
Maybe she'll be good for a little while.
At least till she's able to sit with a smile.
Ow, ow, ow, when will she learn,
Ow, ow, ow, 'til then her bottom will burn,
Up on the housetop Ron grabs his stick
Down through the chimney he goes right quick.
