Red-bummed little dear
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Barbara the red-bummed little dear

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Adapted by Ron J and Anna

Barbara the red-bummed little dear, hid it under clothes
But if you ever saw it, you could even say it glows.
All of the other little dears, used to laugh and call her names;
They never let poor Barbara join, cause she couldn't sit for chat games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say:
"Barbara with your bum so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
Then how the little dears loved her
As they shouted out with glee,
Barbara the red-bummed little dear,
You'll always be the one across Santa's knee.

Barbara the red-bummed little dear, hid it under clothes
But if you ever saw it, you could even say it glows.
All of the other little dears, used to laugh and call her names;
They never let poor Barbara join, cause she couldn't sit for chat games.