Spanker Claus is coming to town
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Spanker Claus is coming to town!

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revision by Anna and Ron J

Oh! You better watch out,
Or you'll be made to cry
With a spanking no doubt.
On your bottom and thigh:
Cause Spanker Claus is coming to town!
He's making a list,
Checking it twice,
Gonna find out who's naughty or nice.
Spanker Claus is coming to town!

He sees if you've been haughty
And he'll spank when you're naughty
He knows if you've been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!

Chorus
So! You better watch out,
Or he'll make you cry,
And you better not shout,
I'm telling you why:
Cause Spanker Claus is coming to town!