Do you hear what i hear
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Song: Do  You  Hear  What  I  Hear?
parody by Ron J

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                   Do You Hear What I Hear?
                  Said the one man to the gentleman,
                  "Do you see what I see?
                  Way up in the air, and very bare,
                   Do you see what I see?
                   A bum, a bum, dancing in the night
                  With a tail as big as a kite,
                  With a tail like a red stoplight."

Said the gentleman to the another man,
"Do you hear what I hear?
Ringing through the air, my dear man,
Do you hear what I hear?
A spanking, a spanking over our neighbor's knees
And her voice is as big as the the sea,
And her bum is as red as it can be."

Said the women, I bet that doth sting,
"Do you know what she did?
watching the strap continuing to swing
Do you know what she did?
A lady, a lady is getting spanked so bold--
Let us bring her a pillow that's cold,
Let us bring her a pillow that's cold."

Said the men to the women standing there,
"Listen to what we say!
Pray that you've all been good this year,
Or you'll be next, they say!
The strap, the strap, still landing in the night
That has all the women thinking of their plight,
Wishing those neighbors had shut their windows that night"
And not left their drapes open in a front room, so bright