Our hero Luke Potwalker studies the ways of the Flame with the Poti master Pota.
Meanwhile Pan's old friend Pando Kilnrisin has made a secret deal with the Empot in an attempt to protect Bespot. That deal includes turning Pan, Leia and Chewcrocka over to Darth Potter, who proceeds to torture them. (Darth is overhead to say, "Out of the frying pan and into the fire!" while poor Pando listens in guilt.)
Luke, on Dagopot, can't keep the Corelle visions out of his head and rushes off to Bespot to save his friends.
Darth Potter has Pan encased in carbohydrate while waiting for Luke's arrival...
When Darth and Luke finally meet a great lightbatter gruel ensues where Luke learns his true identity as Darth Potter's offspring....

What will become of our heros now? Will Jabba the Pot devour the carbohydrate Pan?
Will Luke survive his battle with his potter?
Stay tuned for more epic adventures in Return of the Poti...

Having way too much fun! AmazonNation

Don't miss this remake in all movie theater near you

(Sincere apologies to the memory of Burl Ives)

Check local listings!

ML

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A Very Potty Solstace

Xena: (dead silence)

Gabrielle: Well I've decided to do something to cheer you up!

Xena: (dead silence)

Gabrielle rolls in a large cake.

Meg jumbs out of it.

Meg: Whose my pottie my little pottie, whose my pottie, Chookie, chookie, chookie!

I mean...are they or aren't they? Ya think there'll be a kiss?

That should keep the franchise goin'... more money in the pot.

On the next adventure of Gabreille:Warrior Bard and Her Faithful Sidekick, Xena:Warrior Pot...

G: My soulmate pot, it seems you've become rather burned out from your last battle.

XWP: (silence?)

G: It's true, our story seems to have gone to pot. We just can't seem to stay ahead of the game anymore. Perhaps it's time we just hang it all up and put a lid on our adventures together.

XWP: (silence!)

Potty on Xena!

A. A Ming Vase
B Pottery
c. A cracked Pot
D. Fill in your own blank

Her courage will change the world!!

Now Xena's got a potbelly.

We should be ashamed.

Yeah...I know...I'm reeeeeeally stretching it now ain't I?

ML

1.) Pierce Warrior with sharp objects.
2.) Cut off head.
3.) Hang body out in open for half a day & place trophy head on wooden platter.
4.) Set Warrior on fire.
5.) Place remains in pot and cover with a lid.
6.) Juggle, roll, drop & retrieve pot. (Lots of shaking & mixing up of the pot is good.)
7.) Start to add water, but stop at last second... 'cause the thicker the better!

How To Make A Babbling Bard:

1.) Have Warrior give herself pinch in Bard's presence.
2.) Have Warrior send Bard off on wild goose chase.
3.) Have Warrior appear to Bard as though alive & well.
4.) Have Warrior reach for Chakram and go: "Duh! I can't take it, Gabrielle!" (Or something to that affect.)
5.) Send Bard off to retrieve Warrior's body... and trophy head.
6.) Have Bard burn & then take Warrior (Stew) Pot to save Warrior's Spirit from eternal death.
7.) Have Warrior stop Bard at last second after all her hard work to carry out her most entrusted duty.
8.) Have Warrior Ghost travel along side the Bard who is unable (or unwilling) to let Pot out of her sight/hands.
9.) Have Bard babble to both Pot & Warrior Ghost quite often.

Never serve one dish without the other! It's in both recipe's contracts.

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's just hope no one gets stewed over the idea, eh?

ML

Some like the Warrior P hot,
Some like the Warrior P cold,
Some like the Warrior P in the pot
'Cause she was 'outed' (or so I'm told).

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***Now before I'm jumped!!! In a post I read recently someone stated that all/most all lesbians end up getting killed in the end. That they're not allowed to live happily ever after... so that's why I added the last line.***

***No insult or offense intended!***

Could Xena get "potamony" from Gabby if they seperated?

The Greater Good

On a mountain top, by a waterfall,
Fighting for just one sweet sip,
Was a Warrior, and her soul mate,
Working toward the greater good.

Chorus: Oh, my Warrior, oh, my soul mate,
Working toward the greater good,
One is lost now, gone forever,
Leaving Gabby all alone.

They shared some water, in a bold kiss,
Trying to save many eaten souls,
Then the Warrior, kicked some ghost butt,
All in the name of the greater good.

Chorus: Oh, my Warrior, oh, my soul mate,
Working toward the greater good,
One is lost now, gone forever,
Leaving Gabby all alone.

Gabby tried to, bring Xena back,
From the dead to the living,
But Xena stopped her, wouldn't let her,
All because of the greater good.

Chorus: Oh, my Warrior, oh, my soul mate,
Working toward the greater good,
One is lost now, gone forever,
Leaving Gabby all alone.

Gabby sailed off, all alone now,
With ghost Xena by her side,
Held the black pot in her hands,
As she sought the greater good.

Chorus: Oh, my Warrior, oh, my soul mate,
Working toward the greater good,
One is lost now, gone forever,
Leaving Gabby all alone.

Gabby babbles on, to herself now,
All because Xena had to stay dead,
She's a lunatic in the making,
So now who's gonna fight the greater good?

Chorus: Oh, my Warrior, oh, my soul mate,
Working toward the greater good,
One is lost now, gone forever,
Leaving Gabby all alone.

That should keep the franchise goin'... more money in the pot.

THANK YOU!!!

Rest in peace Warrior Princess...

Long live the Warrior Pot!!

"Her courage will change the world!!!

*Many thanks to Karla B for the banner!**

GOODBYE FELLOW NUTBALLS!!! SEE YA 'ROUND THE NET!!!!!

ML

*edited 'cause I am still typing with my thumbs...some people never learn!