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Author	Topic: NEW SHOW FROM REN PICS!!!
SchoolGirl Member	posted June 24, 2001 05:29 PM Potty Bump
Foraminule Member	posted June 24, 2001 05:49 PM ...I don't get it... Balderdash: For once you and I agree. When Xena re-runes are saturating Studios USA channels, I am going to miss the accompanying netforum humor.
Omnia vincit amor Member	posted June 24, 2001 05:56 PM Gabrielle walking next to a tall golden horse. There is a pot tied to the saddle seat. Gabrielle: Xena why do you always get to ride and I have to walk? Xena: (dead silence)... Gabrielle: I thought you would say that. [This message has been edited by Omnia vincit amor (edited June 24, 2001).]
Lookfar Member	posted June 24, 2001 06:44 PM Gabrielle is lying in her padded hammock, X:WP under one arm and chakram in the other, deep in thought. G: Is it someone you killed before we met? XWP: (silence) G: Huh. Well is it a man? XWP: (silence) G: Ok, a woman. Did she have blonde hair? XWP: (silence) G: No? Hmmm, well that lets Callisto out. It's not another one of your former girlfriends you haven't told me about, is it? XWP: (silence) G: Whew! That's a relief. Is it someone you killed with your sword, or your chakram? XWP: (silence) G: Neither? Boy, this is a tough one. XWP: (silence) To be continued.... -Lookfar
FewSkills Member	posted June 24, 2001 06:46 PM Lookfar!! FS
town Member	posted June 24, 2001 07:16 PM Sick, sick, sick, you're all sick! Thanks for making me laugh!! Gosh, did I ever need it -
Whisper Member	posted June 24, 2001 08:23 PM OMGs!!! This is a riot! Shhh, Whisper (Wonder if Ares will still be interested?) I'm not gonna worry unless the bong jokes start...
FewSkills Member	posted June 24, 2001 08:34 PM GABRIELLE AND WARRIOR POT "WE'VE GOT A POT TO PSS IN" WORLD TOUR 2001* **Adjusted Itinerary As Follows** Egypt: CANCELLED - They decided they didn't need a girl with a chakram, after all. August 2001 : Cambodia, home of that desPOT, Pol Pot, to visit historical sites there. September 2001: Europe, to sight see, and take in a seminar about the Potsdam Agreement of 1945. October 2001: Home to visit Lila and Sarah in Poteidaia, and to do extensive research on how to pronounce "Poteidaia". November 2001 : New addition: USA! Gab and WPot will be keynote speakers at Pottery Barn Convention and Trade Show with special ceremonies celebrating the life and career of Anson Williams, the one and only Pottsie Webber on Happy Days. Panel discussion on second day, discussing Mr. Williams apparent loss of memory regarding his directing the 2nd season episode of the 'old' XWP series, none other than "Remember Nothing". (Additional dates may be added, all dates subject to change)
Argo's Saddlebag Member	posted June 24, 2001 08:39 PM Gabrielle lying on her bedroll at night looking at the stars and thinking: Oh Xena, how I urn for you! [This message has been edited by Argo's Saddlebag (edited June 24, 2001).]
ML Member	posted June 24, 2001 08:58 PM I think I've been outdone on my own thread! Bravo people! This is a riot! Cue music... Voiceover begins... "In a time of ancient ceramics... Sculptors and Kilns... A land cried out for a poet and pottery... She was Gabrielle...a mighty bard forged in the heat of battle... The power... The passion... The voices in her head, and the little black pot by her side. Her delerium will change the world!!!" ML [This message has been edited by ML (edited June 24, 2001).]
Haerera Member	posted June 24, 2001 10:15 PM ROTFLMAO!! and a bump for great thread
TheWatchfulOne Member	posted June 24, 2001 10:23 PM quote: Originally posted by Whisper: OMGs!!! This is a riot! Shhh, Whisper (Wonder if Ares will still be interested?) I'm not gonna worry unless the bong jokes start... What, the ones where Gabby, in a modern nod to Popeye, gains super strength and powers from smoking out of... (I wasn't thinking it 'til you brought it up.) Watchful
Helga's House of Pain Member	posted June 24, 2001 10:35 PM ROTFLMAO This is too freaking hilarious!
Tom Girl Member	posted June 24, 2001 10:36 PM As Gabrielle returns home, back to Greece holding her trusty sidekick Xena the Warrior Pot, she meets up with Eve and her followers accompanying her. EVE: Gabrielle!!, how good it is to see you again! Gabrielle: Likewise, its been soo long since we seen each other. EVE: Where's mother?? Gabrielle: (holds out a small black pot) She's right here, say hi Xena. Xena silence) EVE: ???? Gabrielle: She has been very quiet lately, ever since she gotten this new look she's hasn't said a word. EVE: ???? (with a puzzeled look on her face) Gabrielle: What's wrong Xena, you burt your toung?? say hi to your daughter. Xena: (silence) EVE: Is this some type of sick joke?? Gabrielle: No silly, Its really her, Look! (Gabrielle removes the lid and moves it up and down in a talking motion) Gabrielle Pretending to be Xena: Hello EVE, I'm Xena, your looking good today. EVE: Sorry Gabrielle, but I don't think my mother is a pot, I think you need to sit down for a bit. Gabrielle: I know she may look a little burnt, but all she needs is a little sunscreen. (Eve's followers gather around Gabrielle feeling sorry that she lost her mind) EVE: Gabrielle I think its time you join us, we offer many counciling programs and help for people like youself. Gabrielle: But, but, what about Xena, can she come too?? EVE: Of coarse she can come too!! I promise it will be a smaching good time! (Eve grabbs the pot from Gabby and throws it away) Eve: By removing the problem, your on you way to the road of recovery! (Eve and her followers lead Gabrielle away to the path of enlightenment)
LdyLawless Member	posted June 24, 2001 10:41 PM LOL MAO....Ya'll are killing me, I swear I can gonna p** on myself from laughing so hard!!!! LL
themartyr Member	posted June 24, 2001 10:46 PM quote: Originally posted by Lookfar: Gabrielle is lying in her padded hammock, X:WP under one arm and chakram in the other, deep in thought. G: Is it someone you killed before we met? XWP: (silence) G: Huh. Well is it a man? XWP: (silence) G: Ok, a woman. Did she have blonde hair? XWP: (silence) G: No? Hmmm, well that lets Callisto out. It's not another one of your former girlfriends you haven't told me about, is it? XWP: (silence) G: Whew! That's a relief. Is it someone you killed with your sword, or your chakram? XWP: (silence) G: Neither? Boy, this is a tough one. XWP: (silence) [b]To be continued.... -Lookfar[/B] LOL!
Marista Member	posted June 24, 2001 10:55 PM Thank you all for those comments. I was so sad after seeing the finale, and this was just the thing I needed. Gabrielle holds the warrior closely to her. She lovingly caresses her warrior. Xena I still love you, but you've got to go on a diet. You've developed quite a pot belly.
Runt's Rants Member	posted June 24, 2001 11:00 PM So has Xena now invented the "Port-a-Pot?" Even in death, she has many skills.....
FewSkills Member	posted June 24, 2001 11:07 PM New article in Cosmopolitan magazine, August 2001 issue: Gabrielle, Battling Bard of Poteidaia, discusses the difficulties of maintaining a satisfying sex life with a Pot. An excerpt: "Well, it was tough at first, I mean, I hadn't a lot of experience with ceramics, other than the assorted dribble cup. But we kept at it, bless her patient little lid, and I came up up with, you know, a technique with my hand that seems to be quite satisfying to us both. I call it the 'Potted Palm' ... On Sale July 24 FS
ML Member	posted June 24, 2001 11:13 PM Oh, and did you hear? *Xena: Warrior Pot* will be the cover story in this months edition of "Pottery Today". The article? How To Keep Your Relationship From Going To Pot The cover picture was good, although Xena's expression looked a little glazed. ML
FewSkills Member	posted June 24, 2001 11:15 PM bump for the hottest and funniest thread!
Omnia vincit amor Member	posted June 24, 2001 11:16 PM And the "pot" thickens.
Omnia vincit amor Member	posted June 24, 2001 11:44 PM In a near tragedy, Gabrielle while visiting The Kia house of Pottery, sat Xena down among some other pots. Unbeknown to her she traveled several days before discovering she was packing a pot of rice. Upon returning to the house of Kia, Xena being the vixen she is had snuck into the kiln with a cheeky little Japanese pot called Akemi. In a tragedy of its own when retrieving Xena, Gabrielle 'accidently' knocked the pot Akemi onto the floor, shattering it into a million pieces. In an uncharacteristic display of clumsiness Gabrielle walked across the broken pieces grinding them into a fine dust. Gabrielle what were you thinking?
Tom Girl Member	posted June 24, 2001 11:52 PM This stuff is soo funny! What do you usually find at the end of a rainbow??? A leprechaun named Gabrielle holding a POT full of Xena.
pyramidias Member	posted June 24, 2001 11:55 PM Gabby: Xena, your such a POTty mouth! Gabs: Another one bites the dust. (thinking of her track record with lovers)
advocate Member	posted June 25, 2001 12:01 AM bumpin' cause i laughed so hard it hurt. advocate quote: Originally posted by BikerBaby: If I ever see the ending scene again, I will view it in an entirely different way! Thanks for some well-needed laughs. BBaby
Tom Girl Member	posted June 25, 2001 12:12 AM I got another one! Who is Gabirelle's favourite scroll author??? Harry POTter!
YIYIYIYIYIYI Member	posted June 25, 2001 12:20 AM ~bump~ I'm still laughing at the guessing game.. ~YI
47Ronin Member	posted June 25, 2001 12:27 AM A bump because i'm howling with laughter and going to bed with a smile on my face. Bravo -Ronin
lybra Member	posted June 25, 2001 12:39 AM You are all so sick lol this is the best laugh i've had all week... Or is that the pot calling the kettle black...
YAKUT Member	posted June 25, 2001 12:45 AM You guys are gonna owe me a new keyboard.This is too funny! ML Great opening!!
pyramidias Member	posted June 25, 2001 12:48 AM The thing I'm most upset about for the whole finale fiasco is that I now doubt the very nature of X&G's relationship. To Gabby, Xena is now nothing but a piece of Ash.
ML Member	posted June 25, 2001 12:51 AM Voiceover begins... "On the next *Gabrielle:Warrior Bard and Faithful Sidekick Xena:Warrior Pot..."* View of Gabrielle* and her soulmate, Xena:Warrior Pot sunning themselves at the edge of the Nile...* "Gabrielle:Warrior Bard must teach a valuable lesson to her soulmate, Xena:Warrior Pot..." G: Now be careful when you expose yourself to the sun, my beloved soulmate pot...Too much time in the sun can cause a nasty burn. XWP: (silence) Voiceover... "Coming next week!" ML [This message has been edited by ML (edited June 25, 2001).]
Tom Girl Member	posted June 25, 2001 01:25 AM THE XENA COOK BOOK How to make a Xena Urn: Be sure to pre-cook Xena before making. You may need a small black pot for storage purposes after. add: 1 cup of ash 5 table spoons of dust Mix ingredients thoroughly till they turn grey. Pour your mixture into a pot and let it set till cool. For more wonderful Xena Recipes please order the cook book "Ways to Cook a Warrior Princess" (quantities are very limited!)
amazon13 New Member	posted June 25, 2001 01:50 AM i have been afraid to see the finale episode, but after reading this thread i have no fear. ty all!
themartyr Member	posted June 25, 2001 04:51 AM bump!
Menace Member	posted June 25, 2001 05:17 AM Jesus! My roommates are banging on the walls cuz I'm laughing so hard and it'a 2 am.. Thanks :P
Jayrongway New Member	posted June 25, 2001 05:32 AM Ya know, Its a good thing that pot is made out of rubber. If Gabrielle talks to it she may just injure herself since she has been turned into a pshcyo here. J.
tpmg New Member	posted June 25, 2001 09:02 AM What do you call Xena now in her new life as a decorator? POT-pourri. Bump for one of the best threads ever. MG
Omnia vincit amor Member	posted June 25, 2001 09:22 AM What happen to the famous warrior after the finale? She became a pothead.

Lookfar Member	posted June 25, 2001 10:11 AM Here She Comes, Miss Amphora! Gabrielle walks proudly down the runway holding the WP out in front of her for all to see. The announcer, Salmoneus, hesitates, looking like he can't believe what he's seeing, but an expression of befuddled sympathy crosses his face, he shakes his head, and he begins to speak S: Ahhh . . . here we have contestant number three, Miss Amphora, a lovely . . . er . . . contestant appearing in a charming black vessel, apparently some sort of funerary jar. Gabrielle turns around with a flourish, and walks back up the runway, staring hard at Salmoneus, who looks alarmed as she begins to toy with the chakram at her waist. Gabrielle nods at the card Sal is holding, and he looks at it and begins to read again, wiping sweat from his brow. S: Note the . . . ah . . . the fine, burnished sheen of the finish, the bold yet understated Yayoi bronze influence in the design, the shapely curves, the symmetry, the firm-fitting lid. Truly, a masterpiece of Japanese craftsmanship. Next up: the Talent Competition! Miss Amphora will, with the help of her lovely sponsor, perform a death-defying . . . er . . . well . . . defiant leap through a moving chakram! G: That's it honey! Show 'em some lid! Work it! XWP: (silence) To be continued -Lookfar edited for even further silliness [This message has been edited by Lookfar (edited June 25, 2001).]
Mercuric Member	posted June 25, 2001 10:40 AM *ROTFL*
lacerate Member	posted June 25, 2001 12:05 PM from John Keats - Ode on a Greecian Urne Ah, happy, happy boughs! that cannot shed Your leaves, nor ever bid the Spring adieu; And, happy melodist, unwearied, For ever piping songs for ever new; More happy love! more happy, happy love! For ever warm and still to be enjoy’d, For ever panting, and for ever young; All breathing human passion far above, That leaves a heart high-sorrowful and cloy’d, A burning forehead, and a parching tongue. i was wondering, if they ever get back into making the action figures, will there be a battling bard, with her sidekick pot? y'all cracked me up.
serena24 Member	posted June 25, 2001 12:24 PM ML, LOL. You really outdone yourself this time!!!
BrightSwrd Member	posted June 25, 2001 12:27 PM ROTFLMAOPMP!!!!!!!!!!! Bwaaaahahahaha! This thread is GREAT! Thus far this has been my favorite pot shot: quote: Originally posted by FewSkills: And Gabrielle, encountering the latest in a long line of admiring redshirts: Redshirt: Wow, you're quite the warrior!! Gabrielle: (blushing) Well, heck, I was ... potty trained! FS Thanks, gang! BrightSwrd, giggling happily
NewGabFan Member	posted June 25, 2001 12:50 PM quote: So has Xena now invented the "Port-a-Pot?" Even in death, she has many skills..... ROTFLMAO
Tai Warrior Member	posted June 25, 2001 01:38 PM Bump and LOL!! ------------------ A journey of a thousand miles begins by taking the initial step - Lao Tzu
oldlurker Member	posted June 25, 2001 02:03 PM We have 'talking heads' all over the TV, why not Xena? Why is it that she had to make an ash of herself? Babble on, Gabs!
BrightSwrd Member	posted June 25, 2001 02:21 PM LOL!!! "Babble on, Gabs" This keeps getting better and better!!!!!! Thanks! BrightSwrd
Omnia vincit amor Member	posted June 25, 2001 02:21 PM Ok I'm back, I've been watching all my favorite soaps: As the Pot Turns, All My Pots, The Young and the Potless, and General Potspital. [This message has been edited by Omnia vincit amor (edited June 25, 2001).]
gordier New Member	posted June 25, 2001 02:36 PM THANKS FOR THE GIGGLES. I NEEDED THEM!!!!! CAN'T IMAGINE WEDNESDAYS WITHOUT GABRIEL. THE ENDING SUCKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GABS A GOOD PERSON WHY MAKE HER SUFFER, GEEZ COULDN'T THE 40,000 VILLAGERS FORGIVE XENA. WOULDN'T THAT HAVE BEEN A NOBLER THING FOR THEM TO DO. HOW COME THEY GET TO GO TO THE GREAT BEYOND WHILE THEY STILL WANT VENGENCE FOR THIER DEATHS.I'M NEW AT THIS BUT HERE GOES. GABRIEL DOESN'T NEED THE CHAKRAM BECAUSE SHE HAS POTRAM. OH WELL WE TRIED. THANKS AGAIN FOR THE LAUGH.
Lt. Guilo Member	posted June 25, 2001 02:38 PM Or, how about a new quote for Gabs? ===> "All your vase are belong to us." ------------------ "One death is a tragedy. A million deaths are a statistic." - Josef Stalin
Runt's Rants Member	posted June 25, 2001 02:53 PM Hey, to determine the exact cause of death, shouldn't we perform an "Au-potsy"? Well, good to know that in the end, she retains some form of "Potsterity"....
Lt. Guilo Member	posted June 25, 2001 02:59 PM Well, one good urn deserves another.
perrygon Member	posted June 25, 2001 03:08 PM Gabrielle: Sometimes I really feel like banging peoples heads against a brick wall. Xena: Gabrielle, you were always headstrong? Before we head over to the battleground we need to put our heads together. Let's go to the headquarters. Gabrielle: Oh you mean turn this finale on its head. Xena: First of all we have to have a bit of a headhunt my dear Gaby Gabrielle: Why is that Xena? as she looks for her headscarf Xena: I kind of feel a bit light-headed at the moment. I have a bit of a headache? Gabrielle: Can I get something for your headache? Xena: Oh no, I have lost my head my love Gabrielle: Oh Xena, I thought I was the head case in the duo. I was always headlong in love with you. Xena: Shush Gabrielle, we don't want to make the headlines. Regards A potty Perrygon
Runt's Rants Member	posted June 25, 2001 03:09 PM Future episodes: Demi-tasse: X:WP finds out Eve is pregnant and flips her lid... For Whom the Pot Rolls: While on safari in Potswana, X:WP accidently rolls into a river, and Babblereille must save her from the lips of a hippoPOTamus. Been There, Potted That: X:WP and Babblerielle must fight an evil gardner, Pottisto, who turns good people into stone and then uses them as planters. X:WP, disguised as a seedling planter, boldy infiltrates the gazebo while Babbles cuts vines with her chakram.
Runt's Rants Member	posted June 25, 2001 03:23 PM Ok, now Babbles has to go find Eve- after all, she's X:WP's KILN-FOLK....... (Runt slams ahead against monitor in vain attempt to stop the thoughts and postings)
Quoth the Raven Member	posted June 25, 2001 03:25 PM *ROTFLMAO
SchoolGirl Member	posted June 25, 2001 04:43 PM Another Potty Bump!
tabbycat Member	posted June 25, 2001 06:32 PM bump
DoGooder Member	posted June 25, 2001 06:32 PM G: So what would you do, Xena pot? XWP: (silence) G: So now I'm getting the silent treatment? I TOLD you I was sorry for letting that warlord use you as an ashtray! XWP: (silence) G: Humph! Now you're just acting like an ash. -DG-
DoGooder Member	posted June 25, 2001 06:38 PM At a tavern... G: Yumm... this nutbread is great. This spread on it is great. XWP: butter G: (pauses, looks at the pot) What did you say? XWP: (lid lifts) butter G: It can't be butter... it's better than that (takes another bite) XWP: (lid lifts again) butter G: Did I store henbane in you? STOP that! There's no way this is butter. XWP: (lid lifts) butter Waitress: It's not butter, it's parkay! -DG- ------------------ I am a wolf, but, I like to wear sheep's clothing
DoGooder Member	posted June 25, 2001 06:43 PM Back home in Greece... Virgil: So, does it talk? G: Yes, but only I can hear her. Virgil: (puzzled) Well, if I rub it, will her ghost come out? G: It's an URN, Joxer... uh, I mean Virgil, not Aladdin's lamp. -DG- ------------------ I am a wolf, but, I like to wear sheep's clothing
Runt's Rants Member	posted June 25, 2001 06:55 PM More new episodes for Season 7 X:Warrior Pot with all NEW characters! Look forward to meeting: Potster, the warrior-pot wannabe Epottany, the strong, tribal Amapot Pot-Ma, the exquisite Oriental vase And a ferocious new enemy: THE GOURD See this savage ceramic tribe do their ritualistic "kilntalka" dance! (Runt can't stop, continues to bang bruised forehead on monitor...)
Kiwimate Member	posted June 25, 2001 07:00 PM So if it WAS a tupperware pot...does that mean Gabby has to burp Xena every now and again to keep her fresh? Kiwi
Kiwimate Member	posted June 25, 2001 07:04 PM OH OH OH..I got it..... "I Dream Of Xena" Xena lives in a pot and offers advise and "magical" things happen for Gabby when needed most. Xena in a little pink harem pant outfit and that blink
Talkattack14 Member	posted June 25, 2001 07:24 PM BTW: ML do I have permission to post ur joke to a local list and give you FULL credit and lots of priae all at once???
FewSkills Member	posted June 25, 2001 08:26 PM doin the potty bump
ML Member	posted June 25, 2001 08:56 PM TA...absolutely! Coming this fall... The new adventures of Gabrielle:Warrior Bard and Her Faithful Sidekick, Xena:Warrior Pot... See... The mighty battling bard of Potadea, as she travels through distant lands with her faithful soulmate, the Warrior Pot... Hear...The spine chilling warcry of the Warrior Pot as she battles side by side the Warrior Bard... G: Go my soulmate pot! They're in the trees! XWP: (silence) *Experience...* The power... The passion... The delerium... Check local listings!!! ML [This message has been edited by ML (edited June 25, 2001).]
LMRS Member	posted June 25, 2001 09:17 PM I gotta tell you that I'm in hysterics over this thread. I gotta add something to it. I just gotta. What's a Grecian Urn? Oh, about $4.50 an hour. ANNOUNCER: And so Gabrielle and Xena once again visit the temple of Eli. There they find the urn containing the ashes of their mystic friend. GABRIELLE: See Xena? Here's Eli. Wow, I never noticed it before. You and he are sporting the same look these days. Must be a fashion trend. XENA: (silence) ELI: (silence) GABRIELLE: (smiles) And you both have so much to say to each other. [This message has been edited by LMRS (edited June 25, 2001).]
Carmen Carter Member	posted June 25, 2001 09:33 PM Sorry to disappoint the subtexters, but that wasn't a kiss you saw.... ...it was sarcophageal reflux. --Carmen
ML Member	posted June 25, 2001 09:34 PM That Gabs is such a pottymouth! ML
Warrior Member	posted June 25, 2001 09:36 PM Sorry to disappoint the subtexters, but that wasn't a kiss you saw.... ...it was sarcophageal reflux. --Carmen Sounds like your a tad bitter. Hey Xena and Gabrielle were gay. Get over it. Warrior
Carmen Carter Member	posted June 25, 2001 09:48 PM Warrior wrote: "Sounds like your a tad bitter...." LOL! Sounds like you walked into the wrong thread, Warrior. If you take anything here seriously you're missing a very good time indeed. Kudos to ML! She's urned it! --Carmen
Carmen Carter Member	posted June 25, 2001 09:49 PM Gabrielle hasn't practiced on her pan flutes in awhile. I wonder if she's planning on taking up the kettle drum instead.... --Carmen [This message has been edited by Carmen Carter (edited June 25, 2001).]
YIYIYIYIYIYI Member	posted June 25, 2001 09:59 PM [QUOTE]Originally posted by Lt. Guilo: [B]Or, how about a new quote for Gabs? ===> "All your vase are belong to us." LOL!!! The sad things...I TOTALLY GET THAT JOKE!!!! ~YI
Lookfar Member	posted June 25, 2001 10:07 PM quote: Originally posted by Carmen Carter: Sorry to disappoint the subtexters, but that wasn't a kiss you saw.... ...it was sarcophageal reflux. --Carmen <groan> Carmen, that's got to be the worst pun on this thread. Congratulations! -Lookfar, who was scratching her head for quite a some time before she got the sarcophagus/esophagus connection.
LMRS Member	posted June 25, 2001 10:11 PM ANNOUNCER: Suddenly, a group of Northern Amazons arive with an urn of their own. GABRIELLE: Look Xena! It's your old friend, Yakut! And she's sporting the same look. XENA: (silence) ELI: (silence) YAKUT: (silence) GABRIELLE: (grinning) Oh you guys!
ML Member	posted June 25, 2001 10:14 PM You guys are wierder than I am! ...as we see the delerious Gabrelle:Warrior Bard* enjoying a moment of frivolity by playing the game of musical chairs, to the tune of Pot Goes the Weasel...* G: C'mon my little soulmate pot! Play along! XWP: (silence) ML [This message has been edited by ML (edited June 25, 2001).]
LMRS Member	posted June 25, 2001 10:14 PM ANNOUNCER: Later on, Joxer shows up. GABRIELLE: And he's into this fashion trend too! XENA: (silence) ELI: (silence) YAKUT: (silence) JOXER: (silence) GABRIELLE: Don't everyone speak at once.