Some of you people have just brilliant ideas! Thanks for the laugh...unfortunately I can't read all 7 pages.

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Over-texted sub-shipper bi-textual xenite!

'Blabielle:Girl With A Chakram'
(Have Pot, Will Travel)

Blabielle joins forces with her rusty sidekick, Xena:Warrior Pot, to rid the world of the evil Cord.

and LMRS,

quote:

ROB TAPERT: (laughing maniacally) I've found a way to beat the looming actors' strike. Have urns full of ash play the characters. Now we don't need actors at all!

Now consider this - I recently watched Army of Darkness. That middle sentence took on a whole new context!

My contribution to the pool of puns.
"One good urn deserves another."

deppots I litnu dehgual I

T(pot)Blue

Q: What is it Gabrielle is carrying around in that small rounded lidded container?

A: XWP Snuff.

Voiceover: Now *that* hit the G-pot!

lush:

{c'mon folks, let's keep it a little clean in here, please - Jack}

Shana

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Come join the fun at Talking Xena

I'm pretty sure that a honey pot was a predominant fixture in Winnie the Pooh stories.

'Cept Pooh dipped his *paw*.

That's clean enough for me!

(now I want to know how many remember what a lid is?) 100 Xena points to whom ever can tell me what a "lid" is?

quote:

Originally posted by WaryerBard:
During previews for an upcoming episode of Gabrielle: Battling Bard of POTedaia (and her trusty sidekick Xena: WarriorPot), subtext fans get *really* excited when they see an image of Gab as she *CENSORED FOR THE HOME VIEWERS*

Voiceover: Now *that* hit the G-pot!

lush:

{c'mon folks, let's keep it a little clean in here, please - Jack}

[This message has been edited by Jack (edited June 28, 2001).]

Actually, with *my* overactive imagination, it reads MUCH hotter with the edited version!!

"subtext fans get *really* excited when they see an image of Gab as she ___________"

Oh, the mind reels at the possibilities!!

FS
Keepin' it clean.

quote:

Originally posted by Omnia vincit amor:
That Xena, she's such a pot head, and before you know she'll urn Gabrielle into one to.
Before you know it they'll be selling lids.

(now I want to know how many remember what a lid is?) 100 Xena points to whom ever can tell me what a "lid" is?

[This message has been edited by Omnia vincit amor (edited June 28, 2001).]

An ounce.

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Originally posted by FewSkills:
Actually, with *my* overactive imagination, it reads MUCH hotter with the edited version!!

"subtext fans get *really* excited when they see an image of Gab as she ___________"

Oh, the mind reels at the possibilities!!

FS
Keepin' it clean.

*laugh*

Mr. Peabody: Today we are going to visit one of the most fabled fighting couples of all time, Gabrielle: Warrior Bard, and her faithful sidekick, Xena: Warrior Pot.

Sherman: Gee, Mr. Peabody.

Mr. Peabody: Sherman, set the Wayback for 800 BC...no, make that 1000 AD...no, check that...43 BC...no, that's not right either...43 AD...no, just a minute...where's my calculator?

Sherman: (spinning the dial frantically) Uh, Mr. Peabody...

Mr. Peabody: (banging on the calculator) Yes, Sherman?

Sherman: ...the dial. It fell off.

Mr. Peabody: What..?!

Wayback: (aaah...aaaaah...aaaAAAH...)

Sherman: Mister Peeeabooody!

Wayback: (kaaaa-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!)

(Screen goes black)

V.O.: We seem to be experiencing technically difficulties. Please stand by.

(Color bars come up)

Gee...maybe he should set the Wayback machine to...hmmmm juuuuust before Japan...

ML

POT OF VENGEANCE
TO HELIPOT AND BACK
THE POT YOU KNOW
WHEN POTS COLLIDE
WHO'S POTHAM?

Need I go on?

ML

Once upon a time, Blabs, the Warrior Bard sneaked into a viscious warlords tent.

Blabs: Ok, I'm going to hide you, my little sweetie pot. You eavesdrop on his plan and I'll pick you up later

Warrior Pot: Silence

And that my friend is how Xena became a POTted plant.

quote:

Originally posted by Omnia vincit amor:
Whoa....... and the prize goes to TheWatchfulOne.
Do they still call it a lid or am I showing my age?

Atually, it's usually a "z" or and "o" now, er, last I knew...

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Originally posted by oldlurker:
(Ahem) A Short Short Fable

Once upon a time, Blabs, the Warrior Bard sneaked into a viscious warlords tent.

Blabs: Ok, I'm going to hide you, my little sweetie pot. You eavesdrop on his plan and I'll pick you up later

Warrior Pot: Silence

And that my friend is how Xena became a POTted plant.

oldlurker leaves before someone throws a pot at her.

TOO LATE! But >BOING!< it's the rubber one from the finale...

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Originally posted by Runt's Rants:
ML- would A DAY ON THE POT be precipitated by Xena's cooking for Gabs? LOL! Better have those extra scrolls handy....

*Watchful looks down at stomach, protesting mightily at the very thought*

What was the Xenaverse equivalent of Pepto?

Adventures In The Pot Trade brings up images of X:WP meets Up In Smoke.

With Karl Urban as Seargent Stedenko.

you make me ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

this is too much!

That's cuz we've been smokin' it.

See ya! Jon.E

Answer: 40,003

1 - to insist that the wattage of the lightbulb is suitable to his vision, no matter how harsh it may seem to other eyes

1 - to desperately and heroically try to revive the old lightbulb, to no avail

1 - to finally admit that the old lightbulb is "out" and suggest that we should "cut the cord"

40,000 - to decide that the light no longer needs to shine

FS - ROTFLMAO! Glad I can change my own lightbulbs

ML - thanks for starting this in the first place! You know, Lunacy is right, we should preserve this before the forum close down.

Hmmm, maybe we should include some famous musical titles as well, like:

"Xena, Get Your Pot" or "Pots" or the everlasting "Phantom of the Pot"...

-Sorcia, the Cheeky