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ML
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July 13, 2001 09:25 PM 
Yeah, hey...whatever!
Made it to page 13 on the 13th.
Now what are the chances of that???
Pots of Faith...new ep.
ML
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argosit
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posted
July 13, 2001 11:28 PM
bump
cuz this is one of the best pages here
and cuz ML you are the best potteller in the land
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argosit
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posted
July 13, 2001 11:48 PM
so where will you be
taking your pot-scrolls from here?????
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ML
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posted
July 13, 2001 11:54 PM
Either to Pottsdam
or Potadaea.
I'm keeping a lid on the location for now.
ML
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by's
Soul Pot
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July 14, 2001 01:21 AM
<Gabby, The Babbling Warrior Bard Of Potedia walks out on stage. In
her hands is a small black pot.>
Gabby: This is my soulmate... Xena, the Warrior Pot.
<Gabby looks down at the little black pot.>
Gabby: All right!?
<Gabby then opens the lid to the little black pot and flutters it
up and down two times as Xena (In a deep-throated choked growl.)
says:> All Right!
<People in the audience pretend not to have seen Gabby's lips
move.>
Gabby's Soul Pot
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ML
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posted
July 14, 2001 06:45 PM
Filet and Potte'
bump!
ML
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Jon.E
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July 14, 2001 07:10 PM
Look at it this way,
dudes... Xena gets decapitated and cremated, and now we have a forum
moderator that sez this place is closing down.
So you could say we hit the Jack-pot!
Hey we urned it!
See ya! Jon.E potted this one.
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ML
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posted
July 14, 2001 07:13 PM
EXCELLENT Jon
E!!!!
ML
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Mirriorball
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posted
July 14, 2001 08:49 PM
You guys must be high
because the amount of Pot that gets passed through here is just urning
for trouble. You guys need to let this topic fade away as dawn
approaches or I'll cap it. (I know I suck... sue me. heh)
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Jon.E
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posted
July 14, 2001 09:09 PM
Yea, but this Pot is
some good weed!
See ya! Jon.E
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Sorcia
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July 14, 2001 09:19 PM
*Puff* *puff*
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-Sorcia
"It’s not whether you die-- it’s how you die that
counts."
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Sorcia
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posted
July 14, 2001 09:21 PM
Absolutely Potalicious
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Erdos
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posted
July 14, 2001 10:09 PM
I've been gone for a
week and this thread is still here! AWSESOME!
Kim
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Daidora9
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posted
July 14, 2001 11:08 PM
lol this thread is so
funny!
xena warrior pot and gabrielle the battling bard who hears vioces got
depotted from japan on bad behavior.
this pot has many skills.
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Lookfar
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July 14, 2001 11:37 PM
It appears ref has long
since departed this thread, and I can't get this darned idea out of my
head, so I'm taking the liberty of continuing the tragic story:
quote:
Originally posted by ref:
(a half asleep, hungover Gabrielle collects her things and gets
ready to leave)
Gabrielle: *blech* No more 2-dinar Pitcher Night for me!
(pats her special shoulder bag)
And did you sleep well, my precious?
(silence)
Gabrielle: Not speaking to me this morning, eh, Xena? I know, I
shouldn't drink like that...
(silence)
(the Battling Bard and Xena: Warrior Pot head off down the road
toward another adventure)
Gabrielle: Sure is warm this morning. Are you doing ok in there,
Xena?
(silence)
Gabrielle: Xena, please don't give me the silent treatment!
(sniffs) Xena, what's that smell? (opens her bag) Xena, did you have
an oopsie?
(a view from behind as Gabrielle reaches into her bag and pulls out
something and suddenly screams)
Gabrielle: YAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
(a chamberpot sits on the ground where it was dropped as Gabrielle
runs madly back toward town)
Gabrielle: XEEEEEEENNNNAAAAAAA!!!!!
(fade out)
(fade in)
A crowd of simple village folk gather uneasily in front of the
local inn, squinting in the strong sunlight at the strange spectacle
before them. A blonde woman is kneeling in front of a sheet set on the
ground, weighted down at the edges by rocks, and partially covered with
tiny gray things. She is using a pair of tweezers to painstakingly
remove what appear to be bits of wet ash from a small black pot, piece
by piece, and lay them out carefully on the sheet.
G: Xena, I am SOOOOOOOO sorry. I swear I will never touch another
drop of mead as long as I live.
XWP: (SILENCE)
One villager leans over the sheet, trying to get a better view of
what she is doing. His shadow falls over the sheet and then the woman,
making her look up sharply. She stabs the pair of tweezers in his
direction as if it were a sword.
G: GET BACK! She'll never dry out if you block her sun!
The villager hurriedly straightens up and takes a step backwards,
trying to get as far from the woman as possible without seeming cowardly
in front of his peers. A slight breeze rustles the leaves in a nearby
tree, and the woman looks up in alarm. She licks her finger and sticks
it in the air, concentrating for a moment before going back to her task,
apparently satisfied.
G: There we go, sweetie, you just sit there and dry out, and I'll
stop any nasty wind that comes along and tries to blow you away.
XWP: (silence)
The innkeeper suddenly appears around the corner with the local
constable in tow.
Innkeeper: I'm telling you she's madder than Orestes, and I'm talking
*after* the Furies, mind you. All I know is, she came storming back here
like Hades was after her, and screamed at the maid for trying to empty
that little pot of hers in the midden. I don't KNOW what she's doing,
and I don't CARE. It's bad for business, and I want her taken away
before she scares off any more customers.
G: Uh oh.... Xena, I think we've got trouble!
XWP: (!)
Will Gabrielle be thrown in the local nutbin?
Will X:WP be scattered to the four winds?
Will Gabrielle ever find an air freshener strong enough to get the
smell out?
Tune in for the next exciting episode!
-Lookfar
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Gabby's
Soul Pot
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July 15, 2001 12:25 AM
Coming Soon...
"The Pot Is Mightier... Than The Kettle"
Gabby's Soul Pot
Who's up the crock without a wooden spoon.
[Edited cause... just cause...]
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Gabby's
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July 15, 2001 12:45 AM
What are little black pots made of,
Metal and ashes,
From deep bloody gashes,
That's what little black pots are made of.
Gabby's Soul Pot
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NewGabFan
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posted
July 15, 2001 01:14 AM
bumping for 500
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NewGabFan
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posted
July 15, 2001 01:39 AM
500!
is this the end of the thread? or will it continue to come full circle?
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ML
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posted
July 15, 2001 02:38 AM
Our story resumes
with our heroes, Gabrielle:Warrior Bard, and Her Faithful Sidekick,
Xena:Warrior Pot, sitting side by side round a campfire...
G: Well, my little soulmate pot, here we are...alone together at last.
Just you and me. Ooooh, lookie here, you have a dirty spot...lemme rub
it and make you all clean.
XWP: (silence!)
G: Hey, how come you're sitting like that...are you sitting on the
soap?
XWP: (***silence***)
G: Careful, my soulmate pot...people have been looking strangely at
you lately. I think they're just in awe of your stunning good looks and
charm.
XWP: (silence)
G: But don't worry, my little potty poo, remember, we'll be together
for eternity...woodjie...woodjie...woo!
XWP: (~~silence~~)
And so we see the poor delierious Babbling Bard of Potadaea,
Gabrielle:Warrior Bard, and Her Faithful Sidekick, Xena:Warrior Pot
slowly fade into the twilight, content in knowing the world is a safer
place.
Yes, next to Gabreille:Warrior Bard, we now know the world has
gone completely to pot.
POTTY ON!
ML
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argosit
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posted
July 15, 2001 10:25 AM
potty-bump
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Mirriorball
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posted
July 15, 2001 10:41 AM
We should become a fan
club calling ourselves "The Pots" running around telling
stories about Xena Warrior Potcess and her mason jar sidekick Gabby.
Be sure to check out Virtual Season 7. Written in part by yours truly
under the alias Sniperdude Writer. See ya's all later and keep on
putting the pot to the paper.
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Jon.E
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posted
July 15, 2001 11:08 AM
We should become a
fan club calling ourselves "The Pots" running around telling
stories about Xena Warrior Potcess and her mason jar sidekick Gabby.
Looks like Tapert was right. The frnachise isn't gonna die-- just trans-potted.
Pot-tle on!
See ya! Jon.E
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skyblue
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posted
July 15, 2001 01:37 PM
Don't Miss The Winter
Holiday Special On...
'Blabbielle: Girl With A Chakram'
(Have Pot...Will Travel)
Blabs goes to a Solstice Potty and is dismayed when she misplaces her
rusty potner.
Hear her sing....
I'll have a blue Solstice without you.
I'll be so blue killin' without you.
But you'll be doin' alright
With Akeeemi...THAT BITES!!!
But I'll have a blue blue blue Solstice.
And...
I'm dreamin' of a live Xena
Just like the one I used to know
Where the chakram glistens
And viewers listen
To Joxer farting in the bowl.
Share her anquish...."WHERE'S MY POT"
Be relieved when Blabs finds that the host had taken X:WP and hidden
her in a closet because no pot was allowed.
skyb
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Mirriorball
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posted
July 16, 2001 08:12 AM
No way I wasn't gonna do
my part to keep this one... Brining it back again. I'm running low on
pot though, anyone got some?
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Jon.E
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posted
July 16, 2001 09:33 AM
I'm running low on
pot though, anyone got some?
Guess we'll have to resurrect Xena and kill her again! More
weeeeeeeeeed!
Xena: Warrior Pot...Pot 2.
See ya! Jon.E
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Mirriorball
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posted
July 16, 2001 10:54 AM
Pot. 2! Brilliant!!! a
sequel to the forums most popular show.
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ML
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posted
July 16, 2001 06:00 PM
Say, didja hear Xena:Warrior
Pot was interested in learning to play an instrument?
Wants to learn to play the kettle drum.
Yeah...I am reeeeeeeally reaching now.
ML
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Mirriorball
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posted
July 16, 2001 08:06 PM
*reaches further*
Kettle drum? I thought it was the Bong Pipe (bag pipe for those who
didn't get it)
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argosit
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posted
July 16, 2001 08:13 PM
I thought it was the
organ ?
....No?....
sorry - couldn't help myself
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argosit
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posted
July 16, 2001 08:58 PM
bumpin to stay on top
potty on !
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EmoROC
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July 16, 2001 09:15 PM
quote:
Originally posted by
Jon.E:
Wonder if there will be pottext?
I mean...are they or aren't they? Ya think there'll be a kiss?
That should keep the franchise goin'... more money in the pot.
See ya! Jon.E
Pottext.. now THAT is funny!
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EmoROC
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July 16, 2001 09:16 PM
quote:
Originally posted by
Jon.E:
Wonder if there will be pottext?
I mean...are they or aren't they? Ya think there'll be a kiss?
That should keep the franchise goin'... more money in the pot.
See ya! Jon.E
Pottext.. now THAT is funny!
and for the shippers..
"Old Ares had a Pot"
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skyblue
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posted
July 16, 2001 09:21 PM
Dear argosit:sorry-couldn't
help myself,
Let me help! The answer is NO 'cause that would make Gabs an organ
grinder and that just ain't pottable.
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argosit
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July 16, 2001 09:37 PM
quote:
Originally posted by
skyblue:
Dear argosit:sorry-couldn't help myself,
Let me help! The answer is NO 'cause that would make Gabs an organ
grinder and that just ain't pottable.
sbl
When ML indicated XWPot was interested in learning a new instrument....
it just reminded me of the old question
"would you rather have roses on your piano
~or~
tulips on your organ? "
...well?
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Jon.E
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posted
July 17, 2001 01:40 PM
Don't make me Pot a
Cap in your @$$! heh
Don't make me light it!
Heh heh.
See ya! Jon.E strikes again, Pot 14.
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karla_wp_99
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July 17, 2001 02:17 PM
xENA WARRIOR POT:
Have fun!
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Visit my site:
http://www.xenaland.50megs.com
Xenafan 4 Ever Gabyfan 4 never
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karla_wp_99
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posted
July 17, 2001 02:25 PM
I'm beggining to hate this UBB code....
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ML
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posted
July 17, 2001 06:17 PM
Hey THANKS Karla!
Those are waaaayyy cool!
Long live...
XENA:WARRIOR POT!!!!!!!!!!!
ML
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Solovet
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posted
July 17, 2001 06:41 PM
Nice logo! Where are the
T-shirts and posters?
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Mirriorball
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posted
July 17, 2001 06:54 PM
That's great! It looks
just like her.
I think the best Pot of this topic is yet to come...
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amazon13
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posted
July 17, 2001 07:10 PM
rolling one for the
babbling Bard!
<====>~~
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penster
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posted
July 18, 2001 09:58 AM
Maybe Xena Warrior Pot
is the new female super hero I have been looking for after all she can't
be killed just kicked around some. My new hero and role model.
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Jon.E
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posted
July 18, 2001 10:58 AM
My new hero and role
model.
She was never that when she was alive. Must I drag that notion up a
hill?
See ya! Jon.E
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ML
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July 18, 2001 08:09 PM
Once again, our story
opens with our heroes, Gabrielle:Warrior Bard and Her Faithful
Sidekick, Xena:Warrior Pot...
We see the Warrior Bard kneeling in front of the fire,
preparing the evening meal, her soulmate sitting nearby, observing...
G: Gee, my little soulmate pot, it'll be so nice to have company over
for dinner again! What a great idea for a potluck barbeque!
X:WP: (silence)
G: Yes, I was sure to invite everyone...hmmm...let's see...
The Warrior Bard looks at her invitation list for the night's
festivities...
G: Ahh yes, we have, Autolypot, Aphropottie, Potmoneous and of course
Hercupot and Potolous coming, along with your mother...Potryne. Oh and I
did ask Arepot, but, somehow he seemed a little stewed we didn't ask him
first. You know, sometimes he can be such a pottymouth!
XWP: (silence)
G: Oh, don't worry, I'm sure he'll show. You know Arepot always did
have a thing for you...
XWP: (~silence~)
G: Ohhh...my soulmate pot...are you blushing?? How sweet!
XWP: (silence)
G: For dinner? Why Potstickers, of course...barbequed at that!
I really think everyone will especially enjoy the glaze I made!
XWP: (silence)
G: I thought you'd say that!
To be continued???
ML
XWP: (silence)
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Mirriorball
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posted
July 18, 2001 08:16 PM
How come everyone likes
your stories and Mine got nothing. 
It figures that I'm shunned. (Shuns his @$$) I gues I'm just depressed I
lost a match play 1 on 1 in golf today. 5-3-1 in holes. Maybe I'll Pot a
hole in one next time. Untill then I'll have to pot more effort into my
game and then maybe my potting won't be so bad. (I can't pot worth crap)
We should have a Party all lets Pot'y all night bong. POT'Y ON!
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ML
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posted
July 18, 2001 08:26 PM
That's ok...I'm a crappy
potter too.
ML
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Mirriorball
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posted
July 18, 2001 08:35 PM
I think Potting is dumb.
I takes you 2 shots to get to the hole... but 6 more to put the ball 5
feet infront of you in the hole. Why don't they make it just put it on
the green in 2 and you get a birdie. Then everyone is happy because
everyone is about 40 under par. And we can break our Potters over
someones head. Tapert anyone?
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Jon.E
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posted
July 18, 2001 08:39 PM
I think Potting is
dumb.
Yep, and so are good-byes.
Potting is such sweet sorrow.
See ya! Jon.E
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Mirriorball
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posted
July 18, 2001 10:45 PM
Jon E. your role
continues... Keep up the potishment.
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YAKUT
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posted
July 18, 2001 10:49 PM
ML,
Yes!Please continue...
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Solovet
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posted
July 19, 2001 02:52 AM
Gabrielle needs to work
on her pot stroke. 
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Mirriorball
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posted
July 19, 2001 09:38 AM
Everyone needs to work
on their potting stroke. It's a common thing to see bad pot after bad
pot. Then when you finally get some good pots, it just isn't as sweet.
Once people get good pots consistantly. Then they can distribute pots in
the PGA. Untill then, keep it coming.
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Solovet
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posted
July 19, 2001 09:57 AM
Xena was a crackpot.
Then she became a dark hero. Now she's back to being a pot.
That must be what Tapert means by coming full circle.
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Jon.E
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posted
July 19, 2001 10:00 AM
It does my evil heart
good taking potshots this early in the morning.
See ya! Jon.E is Satan's hate child. Queen of Hell is my mother.
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argosit
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posted
July 19, 2001 07:40 PM
Well, this day was a
total waste of makeup
~and~
I come home to find ML's REN PICS on page 3.
How could that be?
ML, I don't have the way with words you do. Keep us going here...will ya?
12 more days left. Can we do it?
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Mirriorball
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July 19, 2001 08:26 PM
He's a base to keep this
page up. I wanna see response 1000.
If Xena attacks someone now... In court could she get charged with
Assault and Pottery?
Pot that one around for a while.
If you get bored with that...
Maybe they weren't in Japan... Maybe they were in China. Pots and
China... It makes more sense.
See Ya Mirrior E.! LOL
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argosit
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posted
July 19, 2001 09:52 PM
Hey ML - Jon E. -
Mirriorball ~
your all slackin off here
we almost lost our place on the top page.
Wished I had some XWPot stories to tell
warrior ashen-gray
won't you stay
trusty pot-mate
captain of your fate
hold steadfast
for I fear
our time is near
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Jon.E
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posted
July 19, 2001 10:12 PM
See Ya Mirrior E.!
LOL
Heeeeeey! You potted my nick! That's copyright infringement.
Yer gonna fry now! Where'd ya pot that idea from? Watching Xena?
Oh, yea... Who sez Tapert didn't teach ya nuthin'?
See ya! Jon.E
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Mirriorball
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posted
July 19, 2001 11:34 PM
Boink! Yes I'll boink my
own copyrighting!!!!! Mwahahahaha
Smell ya lata
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ML
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posted
July 19, 2001 11:44 PM
And of course let's not
forget the creator of our beloved Warrior Pot...
Yours truly...
ML
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Jon.E
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posted
July 20, 2001 12:19 AM
Smell ya lata
You can smell me on the internet?
Ooooooooooooooooooooooo! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
You've urned many skills. Pot them in yer pocket with wisdom
and niceness, not chakraming anyone's brains out like Xena the evil
bee-aitch that got horny with Lucifer.
Pot-le on!
See ya! Jon.E
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GabFanTina
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posted
July 20, 2001 12:54 AM
what a lovely POTpourri
of humor
this is a self-serving bump cuz i have only read 8 of the pages! TOO
FUNNY!
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NewGabFan
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posted
July 20, 2001 01:12 AM
bumping for GFT to read all
14 pages of the funniest thread ever!
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Solovet
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posted
July 20, 2001 01:59 AM
Q: Why did Gabrielle go
out to buy glue?
A: Because she had just taken revenge for the Gabchak.
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argosit
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posted
July 20, 2001 11:10 PM
POT ~ bump from page 4 !
of all places !
ML.....HELP !
POT story pleeeeeaaassseee
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Solovet
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July 21, 2001 01:11 AM
Q: Why did Xena Warrior
Pot cross the street?
A: It was downhill and she couldn't stop.
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