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lybra
Member |
posted
July 01, 2001 12:47 AM 
ok sorry to
mimic ml pushing, pushing must take this to the first
page....best post ever
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AmazonNation
New Member |
posted
July 01, 2001 01:44 AM
Tragedy in the
pottyverse:
Gabrielle, while sleeping off yet another late night in the
tavern, does not hear the sounds around her. Muffled voices,
quiet stirrings until a loud bang and running feet.
Hours later and hungover Gabrielle reaches for her beloved
warrior pot only to find out it's an imPOTster......
Potty on! AmazonNation 
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KALINAQ
New Member |
posted
July 01, 2001 03:46 AM
NEW FROM
CREMATION ENTURNMENT
An amazing discovery found buried in a pot in our closet, The
find of the Millenium. Now you too can own a piece of the Xena
Universe
GENUINE XENA ASH
Each 1 oz helping of ash comes in it's own see-thru ziplock
baggie accompanied by a Certificate of Authenticity!!
Quantities limited, buy yours today
Send 69.96 to Cremation EntURNment
(sorry, only one piece of ash per customer)
[This message has been edited by KALINAQ (edited July 01,
2001).]
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WQ1049
Member |
posted
July 01, 2001 08:45 AM
OMG 
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Come join the fun at Talking Xena
pub47.ezboard.com/btalkingxena
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Runt's
Rants
Member |
posted
July 01, 2001 08:58 AM
NEWSFLASH:
In a scandalous move, X:WP consents to pose for the centaurfold
of the next POTboy issue!
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Sorcia
Member |
posted
July 01, 2001 09:51 AM
Don't miss
another episode with Gabrielle: Warrior Bard and her urnest
sidekick, Xena: Warrior Pot, where Gabrielle makes yet another
play...
Gabrielle: Xena, remember that play I made during our
honeymoon?
Xena: (Silence)
Gabrielle: Veeeery funny, see if I'll polish your lid
tonight...
Xena: (Silence)
Gabrielle: I thought as much <snickers>
Xena: (Silence)
Gabrielle: Yes, I'll get to the point - sheesh, living in a
pot didn't exactly do wonders for your patience... well, I
thought about making another play called "Potside
Story" with you doing a number - how's that sound?
Xena: (Silence)
Gabrielle: You know, I could always ask someone else to fill
in for ya, like Virgi--
Xena: (Silence!)
Gabrielle: Oh, put a lid on it Xena, I was only kiddin'!
You'll always be my soulmate pot, don't you know that by now? <kisses
the warrior pot affectionately> Here's the song I wrote: <unfolds
parchment and starts singing>
I Feel Potty
I feel potty
Oh so potty
I feel potty and hotty and gay
And I pity
Any war'ior who ain't me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so potty
That I hardly can believe I'm real
See the potty babe in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive pot be?
Such a potty ash
Such a potty urn,
Such a potty lid,
Such a potty me!
Gabrielle: So, how do you like it so far?
Xena: (Silence)
Gabrielle: I'm sure you'd rather be in that other play "Pots",
with all those other pots, but you can forget about that right
now, there's NO way I'm gonna let you near those.
Xena: (Silence)
Gabrielle: That's my pot. Now where did I put that oil?
-Sorcia
Pot On!
[Edited for the durn UBB Code]
[This message has been edited by Sorcia (edited July 01,
2001).]
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Oracle8i
Member |
posted
July 01, 2001 09:59 AM
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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nemesys
Member |
posted
July 01, 2001 10:30 AM
My own small
addition:
Babrielle, Potedian prose penner, and her Paladin Princess
pot companion relax after a meal of pot cheese, pot herbs, and
potent potables.
Babs: You know Xena, that's quite the potbelly you've gotten.
Xena: (silence)
Babs: You shouldn't have let yourself go to pot like that.
Xena: (silence)
Babs: Well, there's no need to take pot shots.
Dyslexic edit.
[This message has been edited by nemesys (edited July 02,
2001).]
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Sorcia
Member |
posted
July 01, 2001 10:37 AM
Good urn' Nem!
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skyblue
Member |
posted
July 01, 2001 10:43 AM
Blabielle: Girl
With A Chakram
...Have Pot...Will Travel..
Next Weeks Epotsode....POT II
After Blabs & her rusty potner, Xena:Warrior Pot, failed
to take cut down the evil CORD, a ghostly Joxer joined in to
help. Alas, as Blabs went to cut the CORD, Joxer cut the cheez.
Hear Blabs sing..."You Are The Pot Beneath my
Pit"....
And swoon to Joxer's chant:
I"m Joxer the spirit,
Break Wind,
Can You Hear It?
Also appearing in POT II...
Corpsoreal Xena and her new friend Akemi
a.k.a. 'Gimmeee'....
Gimmeee: "Where there's smoke, there's fire."
Corps X: "Where there's fire, there's smoke."
(They agree to agree and go surfing)
(Disclaimer: The CORD was not made into a lei.)
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Achile3
Member |
posted
July 01, 2001 12:37 PM
That is too
funny i must bump it
so
Bump Pot
Achile
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nemesys
Member |
posted
July 01, 2001 02:05 PM
bump
bang
bounce
rollrollrollroll
bump
bounce
thud
(Xena musta invented Corel Ware too -- or surely that pot
woudda cracked) 
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dojo
Member |
posted
July 01, 2001 05:11 PM
skyblue wrote-
YOU ARE THE POT BENEATH MY PIT.
You're killin me, here.
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Oracle8i
Member |
posted
July 01, 2001 05:32 PM
From
Playbill: Gabrielle: Warrior Bard, and her faithful sidekick,
Xena: Warrior Pot, make their dramatic debut in William
Shakespot's classic tragedy, "MacCrackpot."
Lady MacCrackpot: Out, out damn pot! Out I say!
XWP: (silence)
(Gabrielle enters and picks up XWP)
Gabrielle: (lifting the lid) Yet who would have thought the
old girl to have had so much ash in her.
(Audience erupts into thunderous applause as curtain falls)
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YAKUT
Member |
posted
July 01, 2001 09:08 PM
KalinaQ,
Re: "Genuine Xena ash"
Thanks for making me fall out of my chair.
"(sorry,only one piece of ash per customer)"
Can't stop laughing!
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FewSkills
Member |
posted
July 01, 2001 09:33 PM
Sorcia!!! Your
tribute to 'Potside Story' was truly inspired!
And I'm sure "I Feel Potty" will be running through
my head for days, perhaps weeks ... don't know whether to thank
you for that, or not.
Leonard Urnstein is ROFL in his grave.
Truly a bit of whacked out genius. Thanks!
FS
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nemesys
Member |
posted
July 01, 2001 09:55 PM
Bump for the
Bards of Stoneware upon Icon.
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WQ1049
Member |
posted
July 01, 2001 10:31 PM
One more laugh
before I go to bed LOL
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nemesys
Member |
posted
July 01, 2001 10:34 PM
Appologies to Sorcia
for my more cynical take on her "Potside Story."
When you're a Pot,
You're a prop all the way
From your opening bid
Till you're sold on ebay
When you're a Pot,
Let 'em bid what they can.
You've got fanatics around,
You're cash in the hand!
You're only mere foam,
But fully authenicated!
You're home is under a dome,
When Xenites are expected,
You're well protected!
You're part of a set,
A large capital outlay,
Which fans'll never recoup,
So they box you away.
When you're a pot,
You stay a pot!
Edited cuz I'm still dyslexic.
[This message has been edited by nemesys (edited July 02,
2001).]
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Oracle8i
Member |
posted
July 01, 2001 10:39 PM
Ooooh, nemesys,
that was wicked!
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Lookfar
Member |
posted
July 01, 2001 11:53 PM
LOL! I can't
believe this thread is still going!
I can't believe I read the whole thing....
Great fun, and King Size Snickers for Oracle, nem & ref!
Hey ref, are you going to continue your 'chamberpot/mistaken
identity' story? 'Cause I've got an idea.... <g>
-Lookfar
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nemesys
Member |
posted
July 02, 2001 12:26 AM
When You're a
Pot continued:
When you're a pot,
Your future value goes down,
You're a cheap rubber ball
That only cost half a crown!
When you're a pot,
You're the cheesie'est thing:
Little pot, you're a prop;
Little prop, you're a thing!
The sales are in gear,
The registers are clickin'!
StudiosUSA wins
'Cause ev'ry hardcore nutball is ripe for picken!
[This message has been edited by nemesys (edited July 02,
2001).]
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nemesys
Member |
posted
July 02, 2001 01:45 AM
Rubber Babsie's
Potty Bumper.
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DIS-ENCHANTED
New Member |
posted
July 02, 2001 07:34 AM
Say, psst,
Gabby, how long you think I gotta stay in here? It's a little
stuffy. You remember that freeze dried stuff we saw on that
teevee set when that hopped up reporter interviewed us? Try
adding water... No, no! I didn't mean dump me over the side...glub
blub...you are the weakest link...goodbye!
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shanti
Member |
posted
July 02, 2001 07:58 AM
ROTFLMAO
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shanti-the one and only
[This message has been edited by shanti (edited July 02,
2001).]
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nemesys
Member |
posted
July 02, 2001 11:26 AM
You know writing
parodies is kinda addictive. Somebody stop me, but not just yet.
The Babbling Battling Bard and her Stoic Stoneware
Sidekick converse as they walk though a monocot forest (which,
were they truly in Greece, would push their timeline back to the
Cretatous).
Babs: (stomach gurgling loudly) Looks like it's time for a
little pot hunting.
X:WP: (silence)
Babs: Unless you'd prefer pot luck.
X:WP: (silence)
Babs: Then, how about pot roast?
X:WP: (silence)
Babs: Oh yeah, sorry.
Babs: Pot au feu? I hear it's all the rage in western Gaul.
X:WP: (silence)
Babs: M'lila likes that? Keeping in touch are you?
Babs: And just who else on the other side are you keeping in
touch with? Hmmm?
X:WP: (silence)
[This message has been edited by nemesys (edited July 02,
2001).]
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WarGar
Member |
posted
July 02, 2001 11:33 AM
lol!
don't stop now!
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fanfic
reader
Member |
posted
July 02, 2001 11:39 AM
This thread is
getting some rave reviews from other xenaverse lists and groups.
Great work, keep it going!
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Badger
Member |
posted
July 02, 2001 12:35 PM
Yes - people
keep recommending it to me!
Now - how to keep the pot boiling....
Badger
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AuntyGab
Member |
posted
July 02, 2001 01:01 PM
I don't know how
I missed this thread before Lol! It had me laughing out loud.
Aunty
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nemesys
Member |
posted
July 02, 2001 02:14 PM
And finally,
just what you've all been waiting for ,
the conclusion to When You're a Pot
Here come the props
But beware what they sell.
Despite what you pay,
Some don't hold up so well.
Here come the props:
Little purse, open wide!
Better go into debt
Better bid, better buy.
There're formin' the line,
So keep your photos hidden!
There're hangin' a sign,
Says "Free Autographs Forbidden"
And they ain't kiddin'!
Here come the props,
Yeah! An' they're gonna squeeze
Ev'ry last buggin' dollar
From the whole buggin' sleeze!
From the whole ever-money-lovin' sleeze!
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AuntyGab
Member |
posted
July 02, 2001 03:19 PM
I think this
thread..or at least the concept..should be memorialized
somewhere on a web page. Laughter is a great way to heal
disappointments.
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LMRS
Member |
posted
July 02, 2001 04:48 PM
Bruce Campbell
knows Xena's cremated situation all too well. After all, he did
play Ashe in the three Evil Dead movies.
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Liumas
New Member |
posted
July 02, 2001 05:13 PM
"Bottle on, Xena!"
LIUMAS
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WQ1049
Member |
posted
July 02, 2001 06:17 PM
The story of
Gabby Warrior Bard and her side kick Xena: Warrior Pot continues
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Callisto
Member |
posted
July 02, 2001 06:51 PM
Well I've just
read all 9 pages of this puppy and I have to say this is
DEFINITELY the FUNNIEST thread I have EVER read in all my years
of posting at this bad~ash Xena Netforum.
So natch...I just hadda share....
Joxer: Hey Gabby, you better learn how to use that chakram
soon, or you ain't gonna have a pot to kiss in!
Gabrielle: Shut up Joxer, or you're gonna end up with pot~pie
for dinner!
Joxer: Actually, I'd much rather have the pot~holder...
Gabrielle: Okay, that does it pot~boy! That's the last
pot~shot you're ever gonna take at me! From now on its gonna be
a pot~pourri of pot~luck for your ever grumbling pot~belly!
Gab grabs the pot~hook and whacks Joxer upside his pot~head.
Joxer sways with eyes crossed and sinks to the
ground...swooning.
Joxer: Well...I gotta say...the girl has pot~ential!
Botta Bing! 
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amazon13
New Member |
posted
July 02, 2001 08:30 PM
trip
stumble
thump
crash
bump
alright..........who left the urn on the floor?
(yes...i have no shame )
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Irene
the Serene
Member |
posted
July 02, 2001 08:49 PM
OH my. I need
to go back and read what I have missed since my last post!!!!
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LysistrataFP
Member |
posted
July 02, 2001 09:04 PM
It's great that
this keeps going. It is helping a lot
And probably is the funniest thing to happen on this board.
The creativity is very much appreciated.
Lysistrata
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dojo
Member |
posted
July 02, 2001 09:44 PM
bumparella
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skyblue
Member |
posted
July 02, 2001 11:21 PM
As Gabrielle
settles down for the night, she suddenly hears a strange noise
coming from the bushes...
Gabs: Xena, did you hear that?
Xena: (silence)
Gabs: Oh, ok..I know, listen to what's behind the sounds. Damn,
my ears are ringing! Hello, hellooo, hellohoh..
Out jumps Ares...
Ares: How's things in Blabbyverse and where's my future wife?
Gabs: Hmmmm....funny you should ask that. Let me ask you this,
'CAN YOU SMEEEELLL WHAT THE ROC'S BEEN COOKIN'?
Ares: Are you playing with my head?
Gabs: No. That's RT's job.
Ares: You need some serious counseling Gab. The next thing I
know you'll be talking to that pot you're holding. I'm outta'
here.
Gabs: Shush, Xena! He'll be gone soon.
sb
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YAKUT
Member |
posted
July 03, 2001 02:13 PM
Bump
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LysistrataFP
Member |
posted
July 03, 2001 02:39 PM
Yep. Glad to see
it's back up. SkyBlue, thanks for my laught for the day. Really
L-ingOL.
Peace,
Lysistrata
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Runt's
Rants
Member |
posted
July 03, 2001 02:55 PM
New movies
featuring X:Warrior Pot
AUSTIN POTTERS- THE POT WHO SHAGGED ME
(Dr. Evil wants one meeeellion DINARS!)
CROUCHING URINAL, HIDDEN POT
From Disney: THE LITTLE POTMAID
POT RAIDER
(co-stars with Lara Crock)
CLEOPOTRA
(rumor that there's an ash shot, rated "R")
(Everytime I think I'm done more of these just
"pot" right into my head! Argh!)
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Sorcia
Member |
posted
July 03, 2001 03:24 PM
skyblue -
"You Are The Pot Beneath my Pit" - ROTFLMAO! And your
opening "Blabs & her rusty potner" had me in
stitches too...
Nemmey - "Babrielle, Potedian prose penner, and
her Paladin Princess pot companion relax after a meal of pot
cheese, pot herbs, and potent potables."
And no apologies needed for making a more dramatic addition to
the "Potside Story" - why it's almost bold
and defying
Oracle - Lady MacCrackpot?!? BBWAAHH!
FewSkills - I'm glad I could be of inspiration, heh -
I'm not sure what Leonard is doing in his grave, I just hope
it's not too blasphemic
ref - Just as Lookfar, I too anticipate the
continuation of "chamberpot/mistaken identity"
Thanks for some muchly needed laughs everyone!
-Sorcia
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Sorcia
Member |
posted
July 03, 2001 03:26 PM
ROTFLMAO! You
must be POTsessed, Runt's Rants!
-Sorcia The Cheesy
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Sorcia
Member |
posted
July 03, 2001 03:34 PM
And now for a
commercial break...
Classic Disney homages with Gabrielle Battling Bard and
her crusty sidedish, Xena Warrior Pot
Snowpot and the Seven Gabbies - Snowpot adds some new
skills to her repertoire... buy the PG version, "Snowgabby
and the Seven Pots" for the kids and get this adult,
R-rated version too!
101 Dolpots - The nailbiting story of how two pots
meet and their off-pots are being pursued by an evil
pot-collector, who wants to make one big pot of them all!
Poterella - The classic romantic story about the
little black pot who against all odds, wins the heart of the
beautiful Princess, inspite of the two evil step-pots, who'll do
anything to destroy Poterella's chances!
The pot-saga continues...
-Sorcia
(Stretching her pot-luck, but what the hey)
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skyblue
Member |
posted
July 03, 2001 05:32 PM
I've just gotta'
push this up front 'cause ya'll are too funny and clearly full
of pot.
"SAVE THE CORD"
SPEED BUMP...
sb
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fëaite
Member |
posted
July 03, 2001 05:43 PM
A little
contribution:
After Egypt, this would be...?
https://www.angelfire.com/art/xenario/images/gabxeurn.jpg
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Oracle8i
Member |
posted
July 03, 2001 05:53 PM
FADE IN
A black screen
DA-DA-DAAA-DUMMMMM
DAA-DAA DAA-DAA
DA-DA-DAAA-DUMMMMM
DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA
Two small white circles of light
chase each other across the screen.
A large white circle of light
slides into view
A silhouetted profile of buxom young girl
dressed in a bikini top and short skirt
walks into the circle.
We're looking at her
down the barrel of a pea shooter.
She turns to face us,
grabs the chakram from her waist,
hurls it.
Red drips down the screen...
DA-DUM DA-DUM DA-DUM
(Roll credits)
Gabrielle: Warrior Bard As
Ian Fleshpot's Jamie Bard In
OCTOPOTTY
Also Starring
Xena: Warrior Pot As
Miss Potty Galore
DA-DUM DA-DUM DA-DUM
FADE OUT
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WQ1049
Member |
posted
July 03, 2001 06:43 PM
Sides burning from laughing so hard
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Come join the fun at Talking Xena
pub47.ezboard.com/btalkingxena
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Timon
Member |
posted
July 03, 2001 08:03 PM
Thanks for the laughs.
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Oracle8i
Member |
posted
July 04, 2001 01:18 AM
~bump~ so it
doesn't get lost
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chile
Member |
posted
July 04, 2001 01:28 AM
jajajajajajajajajjajajajajajjajajajjajajajajajajajajajajajaajajajajajajjajajajajajajaajja--->
chilean really long laugh
THANK YOU GUYS!
BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ML
Member |
posted
July 04, 2001 02:03 AM
Lighting a
bit of fire under the pot...ML checks in from the land of the
east...
My! Things have certainly been busy for our heroes, Gabrielle:Warrior
Bard and Her Faithful Sidekick, Xena: Warrior Pot, now
haven't they!
Oh, and have you seen that new "snack food" available
in your grocers canned food section?
"Potted meat food product"
I don't even wanna think about it.
Going fishing for the next couple of days...see ya when I get
back!
And thanks for the kind words kids!
Makes this little Xenite Rat proud!
ML
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NewGabFan
Member |
posted
July 04, 2001 02:51 AM
ML, we'll keep
this on the first page for ya.
Hope you sPOT and catch some big fish.
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NewGabFan
Member |
posted
July 04, 2001 03:25 AM
bumping to catch
the ROC/Threadgill's thread.
Do u think this one has the POTential of reaching 400?
I'm sure of it!!
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NewGabFan
Member |
posted
July 04, 2001 11:46 AM
here's a holiday
potty bump
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Runt's
Rants
Member |
posted
July 04, 2001 12:36 PM
NEWSFLASH:
X:Warrior Pot to make appearance on Comedy Central's "South
Pot". Rumor has it that she shares a sub-text moment with
Cartman's mom.... (Kitty does NOT sleep with mommy in this one!)
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skyblue
Member |
posted
July 04, 2001 01:05 PM
Hey feaite
That pic was great..weeeee
Ya think Gab needs a pot bra?
sb
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WQ1049
Member |
posted
July 04, 2001 02:20 PM
OMG
This thing is still on page 1
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LadyKate
Member |
posted
July 04, 2001 03:32 PM
Wow, ML! you've
created a monster!
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Argo's
Saddlebag
Member |
posted
July 04, 2001 04:46 PM
Neat pic of Gab
with the pot. Got any more pics? That is funny.
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LysistrataFP
Member |
posted
July 04, 2001 08:41 PM
Bump
Keep it going
Also check out K. Simpson's parody at MaryD's. Hilarious.
Peace
Lysistrata
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NewGabFan
Member |
posted
July 04, 2001 11:59 PM
potty bump
'cause I urn for it to be on page one.
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Runt's
Rants
Member |
posted
July 05, 2001 12:22 AM
THE AFTERLIFE
ENQUIRER INTERVIEWS X:WP!
Scoops from the interview with Blabs and X:WP-
Fave author: ShakesPOT
Fave book: POT and Prejudice
Fave Soap: The Young and the Potless
Computer: POTtium Four (with a CD-URNer)
Fave Comedy: Just Pot Me
Fave Kid's Cartoon: POTemon- gotta catch 'em all! (Loves POTachu)
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Runt's
Rants
Member |
posted
July 05, 2001 12:33 AM
Scene:
House,interior. A phone is ringing. A woman's voice is heard in
another room.
Woman: "Rob, will you get that?"
The man grumbles and picks up the phone.
Man: "Hello?"
X:WP: (silence)
Man: " Hello?"
X:WP: {silence)
Man (getting nervous): "Look you, I don't think this is
funny!"
X:WP: (silence)
Man: (voice shaking)"WHAT DO YOU WANT? WHY DO YOU KEEP
CALLING HERE?"
X:WP: (silence)
Man slams phone down and sits with head in hands. Woman calls
out "Rob, are you allright?"
Man: "Er yea, just another one of those crock
calls..."
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AmazonNation
New Member |
posted
July 05, 2001 01:39 AM
Gabby and
Xenapot's favorite song to dance slow and romantically
to--"Urnforgettable" by Pot King Cole.
AmazonNation 
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Badger
Member |
posted
July 05, 2001 08:36 AM
A deeply
appreciative bump.
Badger
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shanti
Member |
posted
July 05, 2001 08:40 AM
u know this
stuff is really good!!!
ROTFLMAO
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shanti-the one and only
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shanti
Member |
posted
July 05, 2001 08:42 AM
this is mega
funny
LMAO
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shanti-the one and only
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lucyxena2004
Member |
posted
July 05, 2001 08:43 AM
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shanti
Member |
posted
July 05, 2001 08:44 AM
ha u got the
pot.....
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shanti-the one and only
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PTowner
Member |
posted
July 05, 2001 08:45 AM
bump towards 400
PT
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...where home is WAY more than 10%!
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shanti
Member |
posted
July 05, 2001 08:46 AM
so um u holding
it for ransom? how much do u think Gabby will pay for her
friend?
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shanti-the one and only
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lucyxena2004
Member |
posted
July 05, 2001 08:47 AM
I'll give it
back to her for a price....she must hunt down Virgil and bring
him to me!
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shanti
Member |
posted
July 05, 2001 08:50 AM
hmmm....i wonder
what he will say when he finds out gabby is doing al of this
because of some pot.....when xena was with a pot the cluts broke
it!
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shanti-the one and only
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