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LMRS
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posted
June 25, 2001 10:16 PM 
When the
critics pan this new series, Gabrielle will have to deal
with...(Are you ready for this?)...Pots and Pans! 
[This message has been edited by LMRS (edited June 25,
2001).]
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ML
Member |
posted
June 25, 2001 10:17 PM
That's not a pot
shot is it?
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mkaytaylor@aol.com
Member |
posted
June 25, 2001 10:27 PM
Renaissance
Pictures presents: "Gabrielle: Ghostbuster!"
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LMRS
Member |
posted
June 25, 2001 10:29 PM
ANNOUNCER: In
time, other friends showed up.
XENA: (silence)
ELI: (silence)
YAKUT: (silence)
JOXER: (silence)
AMARICE: (silence)
EPHINY: (silence)
BORIAS: (silence)
LAO MA: (silence)
GABRIELLE: Will you guys pipe down? I'm trying to sleep!
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ML
Member |
posted
June 25, 2001 10:32 PM
G: And you my
little soulmate pot...Put a lid on it!
XWP: !??
ML
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LMRS
Member |
posted
June 25, 2001 10:36 PM
ANNOUNCER:
Meanwhile, behind the scenes, the producer of the new show is
chortling with glee.
ROB TAPERT: (laughing maniacally) I've found a way to beat
the looming actors' strike. Have urns full of ash play the
characters. Now we don't need actors at all!
[This message has been edited by LMRS (edited June 26,
2001).]
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mkaytaylor@aol.com
Member |
posted
June 25, 2001 10:39 PM
ML, this is the
first time I've laughed since I watched that disgusting finale.
Thank you!
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Carmen
Carter
Member |
posted
June 25, 2001 10:42 PM
"GABRIELLE:
Will you guys pipe down? I'm trying to sleep! "
No such luck. The party picks up with the arrival of:
CYRENE: (silence)
SOLARI: (silence)
CALLISTO: (silence)
MELOSA: (silence)
SALMONEUS: (silence)
ARGO: (silence)
GABRIELLE: Ye gods, I can hardly hear myself think. If you
guys don't keep a lid on it, we'll be pitched out of here.
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LMRS
Member |
posted
June 25, 2001 10:42 PM
ROB TAPERT: Now
when I need a huge cast for an episode, I won't go to the
casting department...I'll go to my fireplace!!!!! (laughs
maniacally)
[This message has been edited by LMRS (edited June 25,
2001).]
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LMRS
Member |
posted
June 25, 2001 10:44 PM
ROB TAPERT: And
what's really great is that I won't have to marry the lead!
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NewGabFan
Member |
posted
June 25, 2001 11:21 PM
quote:
When the
critics pan this new series, Gabrielle will have to deal
with...(Are you ready for this?)...Pots and Pans!
OMG! you guys are just hysterical!
I just rewatched the finale again, and I couldn't help
but think of this thread when Gabby picked up the urn. 
keep up the good work, i yurn for more.
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lybra
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 12:45 AM
Best laugh i've
had here's a bump you have all urned it
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Athena
New Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 12:59 AM
After a long
journey to Japan, Gabrielle: Warrior Bard and Her Faithful
Sidekick, Xena: Warrior Pot... spend the rest of their day in
the city of Higuchi in search for souvenirs.
G: lets see....What can I buy? ....How about this mini key
chain of a pot?? It looks just like you Xena.
X: (silence)
G: or how about this Akemi action figure complete with a
katana! and look her head even pops off!
X: (silence)
G: Stick on dragon tattoos??
X: (silence)
G: This book listing 500 ways to avoid a bad ending??
X: (silence)
G: Xena! I'm not going to stay her all day waiting for you to
make up your mind!!
X: (silence)
G: Fine! I'll get the stick on tattoos, I'll just make sure I
add water before applying them to you.
X: (ohh C R A P!)
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Caliope
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 01:02 AM
LOL!!!!!! :-)
You are the best
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Tom
Girl
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 01:30 AM
LOL!!, 
that tattoo thing was funny!!
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nrl
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 01:43 AM
Man, you guys
are too funny!
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chessie
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 03:23 AM
This post is
hysterical!
Who would have thought that one of the
most DISMAL endings to a series..
could be responsible for this hilarious post!
Kudos to all involved.
chessie.. still LM@O
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Xandra
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 07:09 AM
Hi!
Do you know that 'pot'means 'dyke'in the Dutch language???
So this post has a double funny side!!!
LMAO
Take care
Xandra
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HowellGal
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 08:11 AM
P = Piss
O = On
T = Tapert
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HowellGal
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 08:15 AM
G: You know
after all these years together Xena, I just can't seem to get a
handle on you.
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NewGabFan
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 10:43 AM
buming again for
the fun of it
heads are gonna spin, Xena's a pothead
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xenagalpal
New Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 11:13 AM
It has taken me
days to read all these threads and once again I'm amazed at the
ability of the HCNB's on this forum to provide a haven of solace
in our deepest darkest hours. I have been laughing hysterically
at the brillance of the humor. Thank you!
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Omnia
vincit amor
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 11:51 AM
Xena:Warrior Pot
and Gabrielle the Babbling Bard. A new show with lots of
pot..ential.
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Tom
Girl
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 02:48 PM
I got the lamest
joke!!!
What do you call a Warrior Princess who loves gardening??
A flower pot!! LOL
Keep the jokes rollen guys!!
(ashes to ashes, dust to dust, keep Xena dry or she'll turn
to Rust!)
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Sorcia
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 02:52 PM
Oh!
My!
Gawd!
ROTFLMAO!
Thanks for the laugh! I laughed so hard I started crying
sniff
You all have your minds in the potter!
-Sorcia
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karla_wp_99
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 03:12 PM
LOL!!!!!!
congrats to all!!
now i have something to laugh at...
--
G- (holding the urn..)
I'm sorry we couldn't arrive to the ship earlier...
x- silence and with a small tear in the front of her urn..
G- stop poting Xe!
--
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Visit my site:
http://www.xenaland.50megs.com
Xenafan 4 Ever Gabyfan 4 never
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Lunacy
New Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 03:35 PM
ML - guys...you REALLY need to compile these threads into a skit
of some sort and put it up on a web site for posterity.
This is a POTential classic >:-)
Lunacy
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Sorcia
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 05:04 PM
Who knows, maybe
Xena will now get her very own Pot-show! The spinoff: If These
Pots Could Talk 2
-Sorcia
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AmazonNation
New Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 05:04 PM
:lo:
Hi, I'm new here from TX and I'm SO glad I found this thread!
I've needed a good laugh to balance all the horror!!!
I am still laughing at sarcophygeal (sp?) reflux!!
Hi HG! Loved yours, too. Guess who I am at TX? 
Okay, I wanted to add a few potshots of my own. Some are
guaranteed to make you groan but I hope you laugh anyway.
A few of X and G's songs:
"Don't go breakin' my pot."
"I wanna hold your pot" (by the Pottles of course.)
"Xenia the potiful" (or is that pitiful?)
Another soap they enjoy watching is "All my pots."
And a few variations on a theme:
One head is better than none!
Xenabod Crane-the Headless Horse Warrior
I guess there are no more "heady" aromas for Xena,
only potty aromas....
Watch out Xena! Lids up! (I told you they were going to make you
groan!)
Spoken around Gabrielle in hushed tones..."Poor dear she's
gone all potty." "Yeah, she's lost her head!"
X marks the s-pot?
Potluck-Xena's must have run out cause now she's living in
one...!
I'll stop now. Don't want to make a Potassium out of myself!
Laugh on!
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AmazonNation
[This message has been edited by AmazonNation (edited June
26, 2001).]
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Oracle8i
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 05:09 PM
In a May
Sweeps crossover episode, Gabrielle: Warrior Bard, and her
faithful sidekick, Xena: Warrior Pot, travel to distant
Pottsylvania to see Borias Badenov (the rein-cartooned soul of
Borias)...
Borias: Zeenah, vat haf you dahn to yourzelf? Youf gahn to
pot!
XWP: (silence)
Borias: Zeenah, you vair a proud varrior voman vonce until
you met dat leetle blonde girrrl and lost your headt!
XWP: (silence)
Gabrielle: That's telling him, Xena.
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Sorcia
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 05:13 PM
BBBWAAHHHHH!!
Oracle, this is precious! Pottsylvania!! And that accent,
hilarious!
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ENYO
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 05:13 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!!
WAHAHAHA HA HAHA HAHA
HO HOH OHO HO HO HO HO
WOOOOWHOOOO
WAHAWAHWAHA!!!!!!
YOU PEOPLE ARE HYSTERICAL!!!!
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!
Enyo
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ref
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 05:23 PM
Voiceover: On
the next episode of Gabrielle: Warrior Bard, and her faithful
sidekick, Xena: Warrior Pot...
A tragedy occurs...
A half asleep, drunk, Warrior Bard...
Gabrielle (stumbling out of bed): Oh, I shoodn had thos' two
extra mugs'a mead... crash Ow!! Gots'da wee-wee... Yer lucky
Xxxeennaa...
A misplaced chamber pot...
A horrible accident...???
Can Xena survive????
Don't miss our next exciting episode!!!
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Omnia
vincit amor
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 05:36 PM
Gabrielle
looking at Xena: Warrior Pot.
Gabrielle: Xena your looking a little ashen.
Xena: (dead silence)
Gabrielle: Oh I know you probably need some
POTassium. (for that healthy glazed look)
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amazon13
New Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 05:49 PM
quote:
Originally
posted by ref:
Voiceover: On the next episode of [b]Gabrielle: Warrior
Bard, and her faithful sidekick, Xena: Warrior Pot...
A tragedy occurs...
A half asleep, drunk, Warrior Bard...
Gabrielle (stumbling out of bed): Oh, I shoodn had thos'
two extra mugs'a mead... crash Ow!! Gots'da wee-wee... Yer
lucky Xxxeennaa...
A misplaced chamber pot...
A horrible accident...???
Can Xena survive????
Don't miss our next exciting episode!!!
[/B]
Oh Gods! I actually fell off my chair laughing! Way to go ref!
hehehehehehehehehehe
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Sorcia
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 06:08 PM
quote:
Originally
posted by ref:
Voiceover: On the next episode of [b]Gabrielle: Warrior
Bard, and her faithful sidekick, Xena: Warrior Pot...
A tragedy occurs...
A half asleep, drunk, Warrior Bard...
Gabrielle (stumbling out of bed): Oh, I shoodn had thos'
two extra mugs'a mead... crash Ow!! Gots'da wee-wee... Yer
lucky Xxxeennaa...
A misplaced chamber pot...
A horrible accident...???
Can Xena survive????
Don't miss our next exciting episode!!!
[/B]
<SNORT!> Ref, don't keep us all in suspence!
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dawl
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 06:16 PM
Hey you
guys...call me crazy, buy I think Xena may have gotten a little
hot for Gabrielle!
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AmazonNation
New Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 06:40 PM
ref!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!
And what does happen next????
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AmazonNation
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Runt's
Rants
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 07:02 PM
SCENE: Bushes
around a campfire at night. We hear moaning and groaning, until
a loud "clunk" is heard.
Momentary silence.
Blabberielle: "Well Xena, it's about time we found your
G-POT!"
X:WP (silence)
Blabs: "Yea, I'm exhausted too. Look, my little burning
ember of love, let's put our tops back on and go sit by the
fire, how's that?"
X:WP: (silence)
Blabs: "Oh sweetie here, let me do it for you...."
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Sorcia
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 07:11 PM
LOL! G-POT!
This thread is as potty as it gets
Night all, and thanks for the laughs!
-Sorcia
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Tom
Girl
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 08:10 PM
With her new
look, Xena the Warrior Pot and her friend Gabrielle decides to
join a new line of work, the POTnophey business.
Gabby taking revealing pictures of her pot naked friend for
"Potty Boy Magazine"
G: great pose Xena
(snap!)
G: now let me get one with you lid wide open....great
(snap!)
G: don't be afraid to show that Pot belly of yours......there
ya go!
(snap!)
G: let those love handles go girl!
(snap!)
G: you know your one hot little Pot! now drop to you rim and
roll for me!
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Riverquest
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 09:20 PM
Gabrielle: Xena,
you really haven't been yourself lately. I think we should go
fishing. You know how you love to fish. (smiles, confident the
trouble with Xena is solved)
Xena: (little black pot strapped to Argo's back as Gabrielle
trails behind - silence)
Gabrielle: (carefully places Xena on the sloping lakeshore)
There. I'm going to collect some firewood while you fish.
Xena: (silence)
Gabrielle returns to find Xena sitting in the same place as
when she left – no fish anywhere
Gabrielle: Xena, I'm beginning to think we really have a
problem. I hear there's a good therapist in Thebes – you
really need to work on expressing your feelings better.
Xena: (silence)
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ML
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 09:35 PM
VISUAL!!!!!!!!!!
ML
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Oracle8i
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 09:55 PM
In a Summer
Rerun Season ratings booster, Gabrielle: Warrior Bard, and her
faithful sidekick, Xena: Warrior Pot, join Julia Child on her
highly successful syndicated series, "Cooking with
Pan-ash."
Julia: (sipping a glass of wine) Oooh, now we take a little
pinch of marjoram...
Gabrielle: That's not the marjoram.
XWP: (silence)
Julia: (hic)
Gabrielle: (dipping her finger into the bowl) I think it
could use a little more...
XWP: (silence)
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Riverquest
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 10:01 PM
ML - the visual
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GabXena
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 10:24 PM
Y'all are killn'
me...
Wonders never cease!!
I found this dang thing when I needed a laugh the most.
GX
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MirrorGirl
New Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 11:24 PM
A new Xena toy--
"Xena: Warrior Pot-ato Head" (ashes sold separately).
I'm new here, but this thread is hilarious, and a good place to
start!]
[This message has been edited by MirrorGirl (edited June 26,
2001).]
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ML
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 11:53 PM
Shameless bump.
Gee, I wonder how much more potential this thread has???
ML
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Runt's
Rants
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 11:54 PM
SCENE: Early
morning, Blabs is packing up the camp. X:WP sits serenely by the
fire.
Blabs picks up a scroll and notices a wet spot in the shape of a
ring. Her face crinkles up and she yells:
"Xena, have you been using my scrolls again?"
X:WP: (silence)
Blabs: "This is NOT funny! Keep it up and I'll trade you
for a frying pan!"
X:WP: (silence)
Blabs: "Yea, well you SHOULD feel guilty..."
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ref
Member |
posted
June 26, 2001 11:54 PM
A preview
from our next exciting episode...
(a half asleep, hungover Gabrielle collects her things and
gets ready to leave)
Gabrielle: blech No more 2-dinar Pitcher Night for me!
(pats her special shoulder bag)
And did you sleep well, my precious?
(silence)
Gabrielle: Not speaking to me this morning, eh, Xena? I know,
I shouldn't drink like that...
(silence)
(the Battling Bard and Xena: Warrior Pot head off down the
road toward another adventure)
Gabrielle: Sure is warm this morning. Are you doing ok in
there, Xena?
(silence)
Gabrielle: Xena, please don't give me the silent treatment!
(sniffs) Xena, what's that smell? (opens her bag) Xena, did you
have an oopsie?
(a view from behind as Gabrielle reaches into her bag and
pulls out something and suddenly screams)
Gabrielle: YAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
(a chamberpot sits on the ground where it was dropped as
Gabrielle runs madly back toward town)
Gabrielle: XEEEEEEENNNNAAAAAAA!!!!!
(fade out)
Don't miss it!!!
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Jeanna
Member |
posted
June 27, 2001 12:16 AM
LOL this is to
much.........but I love it!
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lybra
Member |
posted
June 27, 2001 01:16 AM
ok oracle i've
been waiting for someone to draw bullwinkle into this ever since
POttsalvania....
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ML
Member |
posted
June 27, 2001 01:28 AM
Actually, I
heard their next adventures take them to Pottsdam.
They're supposed to arrive on Ash Wednesday, hang around for a
barbeque then head off for the next convention put on by
Cremation Entertainment.
ML
Edited cause I type with my thumbs
[This message has been edited by ML (edited June 27, 2001).]
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lybra
Member |
posted
June 27, 2001 01:51 AM
Thank you ML for
this thread you have been a breath of sanity and humor when we
all needed it most. Thank You and go ahead take your shots
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Wishes1
Member |
posted
June 27, 2001 02:50 AM
Thank you, ML.
This thread has given me my best laughs in a week.
Long live ML, the Queen of Pot-fiction!
Wishes
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ScoutSasha
New Member |
posted
June 27, 2001 03:57 AM
..in the time of
pharos, pyramids, and camels
the land cried out for a hero
her name is Gabrielle, Mummy of Hope
Gabrielle, the Mummy of Hope and Xena, the Warrior Pot are
lounging on blanket next to Nile.
Gabrielle: It is such responsibility being a hero. Xena is
that why you are no longer a hero?
Xena: (silence)
Gabrielle: Xena was being a hero, too big a cross to bear, to
suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, was it too
much weight on your shoulders?
Xena: (silence)
Gabrielle: Hey what's that smell? Xena, have you been smoking
again?
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NewGabFan
Member |
posted
June 27, 2001 04:27 AM
potty bump for
the late night/early morning crowd
this is just tooooooo funny!
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pyramidias
Member |
posted
June 27, 2001 04:35 AM
Gabby-"Xena,
you really should have considered all consequences of your
actions in that last battle, y'know you really got aHEAD of
yourself."
Xena- (silence)
Gabs-"Well, at least you took a few of those bstards out
with you. Anyone who predicted the outcome of this conflict
could easily see that HEADS were gonna roll"
Xena- (silence)
Gabs- "But in all other ways Xena, I really ASHpire to
be like you"
Xena (silence)
Gabby- "I knew you'd say that!"
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YAKUT
Member |
posted
June 27, 2001 04:42 AM
You guys are
incredible!Best thread all week.If tptb had any brains they'd
hire you to write Fin 3.
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Ologyst
Member |
posted
June 27, 2001 10:20 AM
Gabrielle is
standing outside a pawn brokers shop in Amphipolis, XWP cradled
in her left hand, a very small coin pouch in her right...
G: Well, my little soul-pot, that's the last of it. I've
hocked all we have, but we are still several dinars short.
XWP: (silence)
G: I know, my beloved, a promise is a promise, but we don't
have enough money for a proper burial, you have to be buried in
Potter's Field.
XWP: (silence)
G: You should have thought of that, shouldn't you?
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Sorcia
Member |
posted
June 27, 2001 02:05 PM
bump'n'run
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SchoolGirl
Member |
posted
June 27, 2001 04:49 PM
Oops, just hit a
bump.....must
of been a pot hole!
Potty On!
SchoolGirl
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the
furies
Member |
posted
June 27, 2001 06:45 PM
A pot shot back
to the top! This thread is great for what ails you.
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LJBuch
New Member |
posted
June 27, 2001 07:18 PM
quote:
Originally
posted by ML:
Yes friends...
Our story opens with our Warrior Bard sailing to the land
of the Pharos...the Chakram she has now mastered, fastened
securely at her waist, and tenderly clutching the pot which
holds the ashes of her beloved soulmate, Xena...
G: So, my little soulmate pot, what should we do first upon
arrival in Egypt?
XWP: (silence)
G: Oh, fine, after all we've been through together, now you
decide to give me the silent treatment???
XWP: (silence)
Crewmen aboard the vessel are now staring strangely at
their young passenger who appears to be having an arguement
with her black pot.
[b]To be continued...
ML
[This message has been edited by ML (edited June 23,
2001).][/B]
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LJBuch
New Member |
posted
June 27, 2001 07:21 PM
ML deserves a
bump for her Xena, Warrior Pot story--one of the best laughs I
have had ever!
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ML
Member |
posted
June 27, 2001 07:26 PM
Awww shuckers
kids...You're all too kind!
blush
ML
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Oracle8i
Member |
posted
June 27, 2001 07:37 PM
On a Very
Special episode of Gabrielle: Warrior Bard and her faithful
sidekick, Xena: Warrior Pot, Gabrielle and Xena befriend a
confused little teapot.
Teapot: (perc-a-perc-a perc-perc a-perc-a perc-perc)
Gabrielle: No, no, no.
XWP: (silence)
Gabrielle: (demonstrating) ...this is my handle...
Teapot: (perc?)
Gabrielle: Xena, help me out here. Show her.
XWP: (silence)
Gabrielle: ...this is my spout...
XWP: (silence)
Gabrielle: ...just tip me over and pour me...Oh, no! Xena!
NooooOOOOOO!
Teapot: (wheeee-oooo-eeeeew!)
[ML - you are my new hero! ]
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Ologyst
Member |
posted
June 27, 2001 07:37 PM
Gabrielle and
XWP go on a double date with Tom Hanks and Wilson. The waiter is
standing at the table, pen in hand...
Tom: I think I'll have the surf & turf for dinner.
Gabby: Mmmmmm, sounds good, me too. What would you like my
little Soul-pot?
XWP: (silence)
Gabby: How do you want it?
XWP: (silence)
Gabby: Oh, that's right. You always take your steak
charbroiled, extra-well done. How could I forget?
Tom: Wilson, old pal, what are you gonna have?
Wilson: (silence)
Tom: Shhhh, I told you I was sorry I left you in the ocean.
When are you gonna let that go?
Waiter (backing away): I'll just give you a few more
minutes.....
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ML
Member |
posted
June 27, 2001 07:41 PM
quote:
Originally
posted by Oracle8i:
Teapot: (perc-a-perc-a perc-perc a-perc-a perc-perc)
ROTFLMAOPIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ML
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WQ1049
Member |
posted
June 27, 2001 07:50 PM
And I thought I
had a sick mind
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Thalia
Member |
posted
June 27, 2001 08:12 PM
OMG!
Man, did I need this thread! Thanks everyone!!
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AmAzOn
Member |
posted
June 27, 2001 10:43 PM
If Gabby washed
off the edge of the pot, would she be giving Xena a rim job? 
Zoni
blush
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Runt's
Rants
Member |
posted
June 27, 2001 10:52 PM
SCENE: TV stage
for a gameshow. Several contestants are sitting in booths.
Camera pans and pauses briefly at a booth containing a dark
pot.Cheesy announcer comes bouncing in.
Announcer: "And now it's time to bring out the better half
of our couples here on the NEWLYWEDS show!"
Several women, including Blaberielle, come bouncing onto the
stage to rejoin their partners in the booths.
Announcer: "First up, it's Blaberielle and her devoted
warrior pot, Xena. Well, let's see what answers you have to
these questions!"
Blabs(excited): "Ready Xena?"
X:WP: (silence)
Announcer: "Ok, uh, Xena, what did you say to Blabs when
Perdicus offered to marry her?"
X:WP: (silence)
Announcer: "Okaaay- Blabs, what did you write down?"
Blabs(grins, holds up empty sign): "Nothing!"
Announcer: "Incredible! Next question- so, Xena, what did
you tell Blabs about your plan to become a dead spirit?"
X:WP: (silence)
Announcer (sighs): "Uh-right. Blabs?"
Blabs  pouts
a little at first, holds up another empty sign)"Not a
thing- but we've made up since then, haven't we, sweetpot?"
Announcer (signalling offstage): "What a winning pair! I
think I know the perfect prize-winning vacation spot for
you!"
(as the orderlies come out to take Blabs away....)
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Jon.E
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posted
June 27, 2001 11:21 PM
Tis I, Jon.E,
Lord and master of the Catnip ring. If yer a cat and have a
habit, look me up!
Today we have a limited special. Wanna smoke some Xena?
Straight from the pot! This is some damn good weed!
$500 a Xena joint. This is a limited offer! Only until the
pot is empty!
Man, this is a good Xena-drag.
Get high! Jon.E
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Sorcia
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posted
June 27, 2001 11:22 PM
LOL! Deserves
another bump for fun
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X
& MM
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posted
June 27, 2001 11:53 PM
We don't know
you, ML, or do we? (wondering if ML was also a Beta in 97?)
This is absolutely hilarious! I can see it now. . . Gabrielle
in her little hut just "pottering" around while she
carries on her onesided conversation with her soul-pot. Xena
never was a big talker, was she?
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Xcellent & Musicmaker
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& MM
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posted
June 28, 2001 12:01 AM
Gabs - Well, I guess you won't be telling me what to do anymore.
Xena pot - silence
Gabs (holding up a full pitcher of water) -
NOW we'll see if an Amazon Queen beats
a Warrior Princess! (he, he, he)
Just had to add that "imPOTant" quote to the
on-going story. :d
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Xcellent & Musicmaker
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ML
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posted
June 28, 2001 12:12 AM
Yes friends,
our story resumes in the continuing adventures of Gabrielle:Warrior
Bard and Her Faithful Sidekick, Xena:Warrior Pot...
Our scene opens with our hero's wandering through the land of
the pharos...
G: Oh my little soulmate pot, isn't this place just divine???
XWP: (silence)
G: Oh, you're absolutely right, I agree, they did tend to
overcook our dinner. Hmmm, I wonder why that silly waiter
assumed we wanted things char-broiled over an open flame???
Hmmm...makes you wonder, eh my little soulmate pot?
XWP: (silence)
Suddenly, two masked men spring out from a dark
alley...one grabs Gabrielle: Warrior Bard and holds a
knife to her throat, the other makes a grab for Xena:Warrior
Pot...
Bsd Guy 1: Mmmm...and what have we here???
The battling bard and her trusty sidekick...
G: Leave her alone!
XWP: (silence)
Bad Guy 2: Ahhh...So...I've finally captured the Warrior Pot
herself! Heh heh heh...I've always wondered what's under here...
Bad Guy 2 attempts to remove Xena:Warrior Pot's
top...
G: You might want to rethink that...you don't know who you're
dealing with...
Bad Guy 2: Hah! Just watch me!
Just as the Bad Guy moves the topless Xena:Warrior Pot
closer to his face...
G: NOW my little soulmate pot!
With one swift kick, Gabrielle:Warrior Bard assists
her faithful sidekick into really giving this guy a piece of Xena:Warrior
Pot's ash, by shoving her toplessness into his face. Bad Guy
2 begins sneezing uncontrollably...then, in one fluid movement, Gabrielle:
Warrior Bard spins around, grabs her faithful soulmate pot,
and knocks Bad Guy 1 senseless...
G: You see? I told you you don't know who you're messing
with...right my little soulmate pot?
XWP: (silence)
Our hero's begin to walk away from the vanqished foes...
G: And another thing...I really think you were enjoying it
when that fellow had his face in your...ahh...topless self! Is
there something you're not telling me? I thought I was the only
one allowed to see you without your top on...
To be continued...
ML
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