Disclaimers
Ties That Bind: No Fathers, Spiritual or Biological, were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Intimate Stranger: Argo was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, she is undergoing intensive psychotherapy to help her work through her resentment and feelings of distrust toward Xena.
Ten Little Warlords: No one was harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, Xena's ability to recover her body was severely impeded by Lucy Lawless' unexpected mishap.
The Xena Scrolls: No Hollywood Producers were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
The Furies: Xena's sanity was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. The Furies, however, will be opening their own lap-dancing variety show off-off-off Broadway soon.
The Dirty Half Dozen: No Convicts were reformed during the production of this motion picture. Can't we all just get along?
The Delieverer: Gabrielle was slightly well-done during the production of this motion picture. However, the producers would like to recommend a zesty barbecue sauce to bring out the full flavor of the episode.
The Quill Is Mightier...: No naked Gabrielle's were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
The Bitter Suite: The musical genre was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. In fact, the Producers sincerely hope you we A-MUSE-D by this episode.
Forget Me Not: Xena and Joxer were not forgotten during production of this motion picture.
Sacrifice Part I: No Pulsing Cocoons were hatched during the production of this motion picture. What you witnessed was purely a reenactment.
Sacrifice Part II: Gabrielle finally went off the deep end during the production of this motion picture.
Déjà Vu All Over Again: No Sword-Wielding, Card-Playing, Therapy-Seeking French Freedom Fighters were deflowered during the production of this motion picture; However, rumors of Custer and Pocahontas remain unconfirmed.
Charkram: Xena's Dark and Violent Past was restored during the production of this motion picture.
Succession: Ares' Libido was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Seeds of Faith: Thanks to Eli's non-violent ways, many people lost their lives during the production of this motion picture.
God Fearing Child: Zeus cashed in his chips during the production of this motion picture.
Eternal Bonds: Ares virility was harmed in the production of this motion picture.
Amphipolis Under Siege: Post Production was under siege during the production of this motion picture.
Looking Death In the Eye: Death almost died during the production of this motion picture.
Livia: Due to an over indulgence of Bean and Bard Burgers, Meg's gastro-intestinal problem intensified during the production of this motion picture.
Eve: Joxer's sudden and unexpected death, slowed down his rapid ageing process during the production of this motion picture.
Motherhood: All the gods died during the production of this motion picture.
Coming Home: Xena & Gabrielle's psyches were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Old Ares Had A Farm: Ares went to the dogs in the making of this motion picture.
The God You Know: Gabrielle's undercover disguise was extensively harmed during the making of this motion picture.
Path of Vengeance: The disclaimer for this episode was harmed during the making of this motion picture.
Soul Possession: Joxer's process of elimination was harmed during the making of this motion picture.
