How To Know If You Are Obsessed With Xena
* You cannot stop thinking about the Warrior Princess; she is always at the back of your mind 24/7
* You have gotten in trouble with your parents more than once for continually practicing with your real sword and chakram in the house
* Your friends think you are weird for dressing up like Xena every Halloween
* You have every season of Xena on tape
* You cannot he truly satisfied during the week until you have watched Xena
* Your most favorite thing to do when you get home from school is writhing fan fiction
* Your one dream is to attend a Xena convention
* You own every one of the Xena soundtracks and while listening to them, you begin to see the images of scenes from the show where that music had been played
* You love to practice your "Warrior Princess war cry" while you are at home alone
* You try to gather your friends together so that you can reenact your most favorite scenes
* You have tried to convince the Drama teacher that the next school play should be one that is about Xena
* You have sent the best fan fiction story you ever wrote to the writers of the show, hoping that it would become the next episode
* You have done extensive research on Greek Mythology, hoping that the name "Xena" will pop up
* The Ides of March is your most miserable day of the year because it was the day that Xena was killed
* Xena has become your role model and everything you do is modeled after her
