Hockey Poetry


sung to the tune of Britney Spears' "Oops...I Did it Again"
The Stars can do it again
They'll make you believe, they're not at the end
Oh baby
It might seem like they're crushed
But that doesnt mean (shit) cuz they're serious
Cuz to not force a game six that is just not typically we
Oh baby baby

Oops...theyll do it again
They'll play with their hearts, get lost in the game
Oh baby baby
Oops you think that they're done
Gave the devils the cup
They're not that innocent
You see their problem is this
They're dreaming parades
But they are heroes that truly exist
I cry, watching the games
Can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways
But to not force a Game Six that is just not typically we
Baby, oh

Oops they'll do it again
They'll play with their hearts, get lost in the game
Oh baby baby
Oops you think that theyre done
Gave the devils the cup
They're not that innocent

"All aboard" (actually disboard the band wagon)
"Dallas, before you go, there's something we want you to have"
"Oh it's beautiful, but wait a minute isnt this...."
"Yeah, yes it is"
"But I thought that New Jersey'd won it all in the end"
"Well baby, we came back and won it for you"

Oops they'll do it again with their hearts
Get lost in the game oh baby
Oops (oops you) think they gave jersey the cup
They're not that innocent
Oops they'll do it again
They'll play with their hearts get lost in the game
Oops you think that they're done
Gave the devils the cup
They're not that innocent

to be sung to the tune of Tom Petty's "Mary Jane's Last Dance"
Brett Hull's Last Dance
He grew up in that Canadien town
Had a real famous daddy who never was around
But he grew up tall and he grew up right
With them Canadien boys on that Canadien ice
Well, he moved down here at the age of eighteen

He blew Duluth away was more than they'd seen
He went to the Blues and the team started groovin'
He said "I dig St. Louis, but I got to keep movin' on.
Keep movin' on."

Last dance with Sandy Mane, one more time the ice to reign
He felt next season creepin' in and needed his team to win

Well he don't know but he's been told
You never slow down, you never grow old
Blues were screwin' up he was being dragged down
tired of that team, tired of that town

Oh my, my. Oh hell yes
Hully put on a new green dress
Bought some new skates, put a Star's helmet on
(fans gotta) take him as he come 'cause he can't stay long

Last dance with Sandy Mane, one more time the ice to reign
Felt next season creepin' in and needed his team to win

The Stars came out with a brand new flare
Pucks went in the net, Hull put lots there
Spent many nights in a hotel room
The playoff will be comin' soon

Oh my, my. Oh hell yes
Ken says get on the ice Hull must get dressed
It was too cold to be on the ice all alone
so out came Mo and Jere and the fans couldn't moan.

Last dance with Sandy Mane one more time the ice to reign
felt next season creepin' in and he needed his team to win




Haikus
#5
I swear I didn't
think that you looked like Sandler
'till someone said that

#21
Guy Carbonneau, you
always win the face-off plus
you curse in French too

#20
Eddie, stay in the
crease -don't make me come out and
chain you to the net

#56 Zuuuuuu Zuuuu Zuuu Zuu Zuu
Zuu Zuu Zuu Zu Zu Zu Zu
Zu Ze Zu Zubov


Free Form
Oh Hockey Game why are you on so late
On not at 7:30 but 9:00 how I hate
The Pacific Division and the West Coast as well
I hope they all burn in the pits of hell

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