A
Anaheim
Pluck the ducks. This ain't DisneyLand.

Atlanta
Kelly Pukeburger.

B
Boston
It's time for a Boston bruisin'.

Buffalo
Hey Peca, try hitting someone from the front. Stu-pid(Stu Barnes). If Dominik's the Dominator then Eddie's the Eliminator.

C
Calgary
Snuff the Flames

Carolina

Chicago

Colorado
Colorado Snowflakes. Melt the Avalanche. Bury the Avalanche. Pronnounce Roy "roy" not "wa." My Foote hurts. Kiss my Avalanche. Patty Melt (in reference to Patrick making a mistake).

Columbus
I think having "BJ" on your jersey says it all. Also "Bluejacket" refers to a Union soldier, so *tasteful* Southern pride is appropriate.

D
Dallas
See the players page for things to yell. Also birthdays make a great poster.

Detroit
Dead Wings. Chris No-Good. Lock-up your daughters, Federov's in town.

E
Edmonton
Drill the Oilers. Spoil the Oil.

F
Florida
Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

L
Los Angeles
Dethrone the Kings

M
Minnesota Want to hold on to this one? Who cares? The original is better.

Montreal
We can't bad mouth Montreal because they are just too holy.

N
Nashville

New JerseyFinally made it pass the first round now it will be five more years

New York Islanders need your diapers changed, do you have anyone who isn't a rookie

New York Rangers It's all on big Mess(ier)

O
Ottawa Hey Ya$hin, one more year.

P
Philadelphia
the Cryers. the Flowers.

Phoenix
Can't teach old dawgs new tricks. Put the dawgs to sleep. Who shot JR. Hey Roenick, who's your Daddy? Jeremy Roe-prick. Keith Tka-punk. Tka-suck. Tka-choke. Tka-puke. Keith Upchuk. (this is far too much fun) Claude Le-Pew, the cheapshot king.

Pittsburgh
Barna-baby

S
San Jose
San Josers. Hey Steve, sheild this. The fighting guppies. Bryan "Mush" Marchment. *Boo whenever he gets on the ice or touches the puck*
in reference to the Mush-Marshall fight- "He went down faster than a two dollar whore"
Hey Bryan watch out for the door (Mush was playing for Edmonton and he was sent to the penalty box (suprise). While trying to get in he knocked his head on the door and had to be carried out on a stretcher. He was bleeding so much they had to use a shovel to get the blood off the ice.)
Ricci is a cross-dresser. Go back to Woodstock, hippie!

St. Louis
You got the Blues. Miss Hull yet? St. Louis Sucks! (normally itd be a sorry insult, but Axl Rose was wearing a "st. louis sucks" shirt (which id pay a lot of money for), so it MUST be true)

T
Tampa

Toronto
don't call Cujo "Cujo", he likes that. Call him Josie. Josie and the Pussycats. Put Cujo to sleep.

V
Vancouver
Vancouver Shmucks. Vancover CaSucks.

W
Washington