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Kirk C. Murphy aka The Murvert
Easily the "craziest arshole" ever to be bowl eligible. During one of his earliest prison stints K. Murph became known
as "the human booster shot" and the rest of the league can rest assured that Murph will be looking to stick it to them one and all.
One of the other interesting developments in the K. Murph story is his current employment as a coach under Larold Jay. When reached for
comment at Hooters Coach Jay stated that he was out of beer.
Scouting Report:
As is the case with most all terminators K. Murph in fact feels no pain, unless you were to light up his shnards with some sort of roundhouse
or knife edged chop. Look for Murph to be all over the field as he gets confused easily when given instructions. Perhaps the biggest thing holding back
Murph's desire in this game would be his reluctance to win the TJ Grates MVP Award. In a recent conference held by Murph to address speculation that he is one of
the front runners for the award the following transpired. Kirk Murphy: I would feel very honored to recieve that award and I will work to my fullest in that
game so that I may become the winner of an award of this prestigue and status...wait...what was this award called again...TJ Grates MVP award?...
I thought this was the Heisman...Screw this...I don't want to associate myself with TJ or his stupid award.
(microphone falls to the ground, chair is moved, door slams, and car peels out). In this situation the real winner looks to be mayhem.
Sick bastard? Sure is.
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