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Chad Chad Chad
A crafty fellow blessed with massive amounts of speed and quickness, Chad Chad hasn't played American Football since the 7th grade. That last game suffered
a horrible ending with a familiar result, a pre "workout accident" Steve Maley beat Chad on a last second field goal after which Chad kicked Sven out of his yard, never to return.
Never to return too for Chad, to the game of football, until now. The Turkey Bowl has called the prodigal son out back once more, but will history repeat itself
and will Chad be forced to kick out the victorious opposition?
Scouting Report:
The consummate competitor, Chad blends a mix of skills and subtly placed hacks and talks some serious smack. Often rendering his befuddled opponents mentally incapacitated.
As the ladies all know Chad Chad has a big foot, which could equate to him scoring early and often, and probably falling asleep before the other team even gets a chance to score.
Look for Chad to call everyone on the other team "guy" at least once during the course of the match and most definitely laugh at their mistakes each and every time.
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