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Chris "Spark the Shocker" Belmont
Spark is a veteran of many legendary tussles including the original Ice Bowl
of Floral Drive as well as many seasons spent in the Road Football League.
Has campaigned with league officials for years to put an end to the 5 yard bump zone off the line
of scrimmage as it gives his arch-nemesis Dan Caiola an "unfair" advantage which "[is] bullshit."
Scouting Report: One of the more intense players ever to strap on whatever it is he wears while he plays. One
league official noted: "you just can't out-bitter the kid, he's probably the most bitter player ever to play the game."
Spark has experience at wide receiver and has also spent times on various special teams, he has spent his formative years
under the tutilage of legendary commentator and idol Sean Salisbury.
While Spark's receiving skills are without question it
must be noted that Belmont has been known to fumble the football. This should be interesting to watch out for come game day.
A rare, pre-bitter era photograph of the Shocker
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