Lynn Reid Banks wrote The Indian in the Cupboard, she also followed it up with The Return of the Indian. In the second coming of The Turkey Bowl
Cheech looks to write his own version of the return of the indian. Cheech will represent the League of the Long Houses in this historic return of Native American
players to the now civilized game of football. Will this savage become disoriented and fail to use intuition and strip down to his native garb and run amuck like the deer
that aided his fore-fathers long ago? Only the great spirit in the sky knows.
Scouting Report: Cheech is a five tool player, which in the laws and traditions of his people would equate to a stone for grinding, a stone for cutting skins, a stick for prodding,
a bow for shooting fast, and a pipe for smoking. Cheech brings all of that to the table, or wampum rug in his language, and just like his fore-fathers those who are vanquished by this savage
become another scalp for his wall-o-scalps. Look for a possible race riot to break out between this native and the Aryan Race as represented by the brothers Belmont.
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Too long have the people of Runs with Scissors suffered
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