The goat is arguably the sturdiest creature in the wide world of animals and sturdiness, especially the mountain variety
as evidenced in such acclaimed nature series' as The Simpsons. The Goat achieved notoriety with his work with Adam Sandler in
the early '90's. He likes heavy balls and hangs out near gutters, but this time hes polishing up the horns and coming down off the truck.
Scouting Report:
The goat is a stubborn creature and has been known to picture his opponents as "the old man" or "that fat shit garaputo,"
his playground is the back of the truck as he is tied to it frequently. The goats receiving skills have often been called into question due
mainly to the fact that [he's] "got no fuckin' dukes."
P.S. those are Goat's sisters and mother in the above picture, talk about an Oedipus complex.
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