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Updated on Big Daddy Dave Some people are afraid of heights, others of snakes, but BDD? Vegtables. Yes, he is one of the tougher men in the MWF when it comes to wrestling, but see what he does when you approach him with a salad.... The Bear It is for real? Could the bear actually have a girlfriend? After speaking with him personally last weekend, I have come to understand that this rumor may actually have some truth to it. But once again, the story behind the story is what is important, and it is just this, let's face it. The Bear loves breasts. And ever since Big Rig lost all that weight, he just hasent had the same appeal to the bear. So, by no choice of his own, he must date, women..... Lum-Bo-Jack No news to report as of this week... Big Rig You know, I have hardly gone a day without running into somebody related to the MWF in one fasion or another, that hasnt reported the weight loss of the former 350+ phenom, It could be due to his hours and hours of work due towards the debut release of his first solo-recording album, entitled "Extra sassa" including the ever popular hit song, "Konkel so horny", and the newest craze in the music industry... "Hoan me out...(beside the jukebox If I die" here is a sample of the chorus incase you havent heard.... "Hoan me out, beside the jukebox if I die, Yea I want to go to Goeldner's, but I dont wanna go tonight, squeeze my breasts, I demand, put a stiff dick in my hand, and hoan me out, beside the jukebox if I die..." stay tuned for the release date here at muskegowrestling.com..... Comm. Green Is it possible for time to stand still? Scientists all over the world have studied the facts of time, and came many conclusions, but the most common way to make time stand still would be to listen in on one of commish green's stories. And if your ever up for a horrifying experience, just stand withing 10 feet of him after he farts..... The Animal At this point it appears as if the animal may be voted MWF MVP for 2000, our innagural season, but will he compete in 2001? We all hope so, but only time will tell.... Creeper He was just this week, officialy inducted into the MWF hall of fame. Congradulations Creeper! Wild Man Scored abnormally low on a self examination/IQ test. Basically, it was just a test to see how well he knew himself, and apparently not too good. Here, take a look at how he answered one of the questions.... Question #124 Would you consider yourself well-read? Answer: No, but my ear is turning blue! Kamikaze: As the new year starts, will KK be good enough to win gold? Nobody knows that for sure, but we hope he is at least kind enough to wear sleaves.... Sexy White Chocolate Will he be on the roster in 2001? Commish Green sure hopes so, cause he loves to watch him dance.... Right com green? Commish Green: oh yea, it's a boomer! Super Fly Jester No news to report this week... Gus O'Malley This man's voice is so low, it is rumored that you can pick it up on some AM stations way out it Kentucky.... Miguel J. Cortez No luck finding MJC as of yet, but we figure it is because of the high winds and the fact that he is hiding somewhere near Big Muskego Lake, which would throw anybody off.....
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