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:: THURSDAY NIGHT REDEMPTION ::
Grandma vs Felicia [As the theme music to Redemption fades, the tinkering chords of "My Way" begin, the seemingly frail lady commmences her journey down the ramp. She walks holding a walking stick in one hand and waving to the gathered masses with the other.] GAV: "Good evening, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Redemption live for the Telewest Arena in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne! We're starting off tonight's action with Grandma taking on Felicia, and boy does Grandma looks confident tonight, and why not with her impressive record here in the CWF." TAFF: "Gav- what planet are you on? She's a wrinkly old hag!" [The house lights go red and a scream is heard over the PA. "Bodies" by Drowning Pool begins to play and when the chant ends and the real music hits out comes Felicia to a mixed reaction, they don't know wheter to hate her or drool over her. She blows a mock kiss at the crowd before she gives them a huge "up yours" motion. Felcia walks down to the ring tauting the fans as she passes. She climbs into the ring and stares at Grandma who is standing opposite her. Felicia then charges at Grandma but Grandma gives her a hiptoss. Grandma then backs away and as Felicia rises she gets knocked down with a colossus clothesline. Grandma then drops her elbow directly on Felicia’s chest and covers her...] [..1..] [..Kick Out!] GAV: "Grandma getting an early pinfall [Grandma watches as Felicia gets up and plants a few shots on her face before whipping Felicia off the ropes but Felicia reverses this and Grandma gets thrown against the ropes and upon return receives a samoan drop from Felicia. Felicia then mounts Grandma and starts to slam fists hard into her face, left and then right, numerous times. Felicia climbs off Grandma and waits for her to rise, only dropkicking her down again. Felicia seems comfortably in control and struts around the ring as Grandma gets to her feet. Grandma gets up and Felicia charges at her and gives her a vicious clothesline over the top rope sending Felicia over to the outside again! Both women crash to the floor and try to get up. Felicia is up first and goes over to Grandma, grabbing her by the neck and going to pull her up, but Grandma elbows her in the gut and stands up and DDT’S Felicia down on the floor. Grandma then drags Felicia back in the ring but instead of covering her, she climbs to the top rope. Grandma watches Felicia extend to her feet and as she turns around Grandma flies off the top rope connecting on Felicia with a cross body block and Felicia slams back on the mat in a pinning position but she rolls it over so Grandma is the one being covered!] [..1..] [..2..] [..No! Grandma just pushes out of it!] [Felicia pounces up and beats away at Messiah. She whips her off the ropes and then gives her a spinebuster. Felicia then waits for Grandma to rise and fives her a bunch of chops knocking Grandma backwards into the corner. She then lifts Grandma up, ready for a superplex. She climbs the turnbuckle herself and pulls Grandma off the turnbuckle and brings her down in a superplex. Felicia then climbs to her feet and poses to the jeering fans.] TAFF: "What the hell is wrong with them?" [Felicia turns back to Grandma and gives her a few kicks to the chest before lifting her up and setting up a German suplex. She attempts the German suplex but Grandma flips off her back and bulldogs Felicia down to a big pop from the fans! Grandma then climbs to the top rope and looks to attempt a moonsault but Felicia kicks the bottom rope and Grandma crashes down. Felicia then climbs the same turnbuckle and gives her a backdrop off the top rope and she covers her...] [..1..] [..2..] [..Grandma just thrusts a shoulder up] [Felicia can’t believe Grandma kicked out! She gets up and pulls Grandma up and starts to pummel at her head. Grandma tries to fight back but Felicia overpowers her and kicks her in the midsection. Felicia then gives Grandma a big powerbomb. Grandma grabs her back in pain as Felicia starts to ascend the top rope. Felicia reaches the top of the turnbuckle and goes for a leg drop but Grandma rolls out the way and Felicia lands directly on her ass on the mat! Grandma gains composure during this and as Felicia gets up she is greeted with a superkick by Grandma! Felicia clatters to the mat and Grandma, instead of pinning her, decides to lock in a sharpshooter on Felicia! The more Grandma pulls back the more Felicia screams in agony] TAFF: "Come on Felicia! Don’t tap out to that old hag!" [Felicia begins to pull herself towards the ropes and despite Grandma’s hardest efforts, Felicia flings out an arm and grabs the bottom rope stopping the hold. As Grandma is pulled off Felicia she grabs her lower back and rolls out the ring, free of danger. Felicia bends over at ringside getting her breath back but Grandma isn’t having any of it and she jumps up onto the top rope and springs off, crashing on top of an exhausted Felicia. Both women are laid out at ringside and then both the women start to move. Grandma is first to her feet and Felicia gets up not long after. Grandma runs at Felicia but Felicia shuffles to the side and uses Grandma’s own pace to shove her forward right into the steel steps! Felicia rolls the bruised Grandma into the ring and follows her in. Felicia gives Grandma a snap suplex and hops over to the top rope and balances up before jumping off and connecting on Grandma with a missile dropkick! Grandma topples to the mat and Felicia pulls back a leg...]
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[Felicia slowly gets up, in shock that the match is still going ahead, and rams Grandma in a headlock. She leads her to the centre of the ring but Grandma starts to fight back with some hard elbows to the gut and then a backdrop in the centre of the ring! Grandma then runs off the ropes and as Felicia gets up Grandma gives her a swinging DDT! Felicia’s head bounces off the mat and Grandma covers her...]
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[Ding, Ding, Ding!!!]
TUCK: "Winner of the match... GRANDMA!!!
GAV: "Some much for the 'old hag', huh Taff?"
TAFF: "Bite me!"
[Grandma stands up and her arm is raised and she starts to celebrate on all 4 turnbuckles as 'My Way' plays. During this time Felicia gets up and isn’t happy at Grandma parading around the ring. Felicia goes to Grandma from behind and strikes her on the back of the head! She then turns Grandma around and sets her up in position for the Felicia Effect. A kick to the gut and a head scissors take down later and Grandma lies hurting on the mat as 'Bodies' by Drowning Pool plays over the sound system and Felicia disappaears in to the back.]
GAV: A great start to Redemption with Grandma picking up the victory! Coming up on the show, the CWF VP Acid will face Zero, the CWF's resident heroes- the Blue Flash and Spark Girl are set to take on Natural Born Thrillaz and Tyrant is set to take on Disco Stu- who will be making his CWF debute here tonight! And of course, our main event- the six man tag team match up between the CWF Champion Phil Leach, Kyle Reece and Dan Jones taking on Andrew McMartyn, Hans Grip and Damian Ali. All six men have grievances with each other so this should prove to be an interesting match up."
TAFF: "That's right, Gav! Andtrew and Phil, of course, still locked in a battle over the CWF Championship- which Phil Leach successfully defended on Tuesday night at Turbuelnce. We have Dan Jones, Kyle Reece and Damian Ali- these three men are certainly not strangers to each other over the past weeks- linked of course by the CWF VP Acid"
GAV: "Yes, that's right! Acid is currently locked in a vicious feud with Ali's girlfriend Felicia, not to mention this strange love triangle with Reece and Jones!"
TAFF: "We've got all the action right here tonight!"
[Julia Parker is walking down the corridor in the backstage area of the Telewest Arena when a voice calls after her. It's Kyle Reece.]
REECE: "Julia... hi! Is Acid in her locker room?"
JULIA: "Who? Acid? Yeah, she's in there."
[Reece turns to head towatds the V.I.P. locker oom of the CWF VP. Julia stops him.]
JULIA: "Hey, hey hey! Where dio you think you're going?"
REECE: "I just wanna talk to her."
JULIA: "Look, if you wanna get back in her good books, which you are seriously out of at the minute, you might want to try and deal woth your issues with Dan Jones and perhaps kick the arse of that little cretin known only as Damian Ali."
REECE: "Don't worry! I'll take care of him later!"
JULIA: "Oh good! Judging from your reaction to her answer on Tuesday, I thought you might go AWOL from the match or something."
REECE: "Julia, I don't gove up so easy..."
JULIA: "I can see that. Well, I've got to go. I have stuff to do. Listen, do yourself a favour and keep out of her way for a couple of days. She's pretty nasty when she's pissed off."
REECE: "OK."
[Julia smiles and walks off, leaving Reece standing alone in the corridor.]
[Commerical Break]
Tyrant vs Disco Stu
[The lights in the arena dim, and presently, "Pardon" begins.]
TUCK: "This match is set for one fall. Introducing first, ...TYRANT!"
[Being a newcomer, Tyrant is met with a decent pop. He makes his way directly to the ring, shedding his entrance garb before entering.]
TUCK: "And his opponent,..."
[The Bee-Gee's classic, "Staying Alive", starts playing. This gets a moderate pop.]
TUCK: "...DISCO STU!"
[The eccentric wrestler dances his way to the ring, taking the time to show off some his moves to the crowd.]
GAV: "Smashing! Two new names in their first CWF match!"
TAFF: "I expect some big things from Tyrant! He looks like he enjoys his pies!"
[The ref signals both men to take position in the ring, then calls for the bell. They lock up. Tyrant easily overpowers Stu, and throws him to the floor. The bigger man comes off the ropes and aims an Elbow Drop. Stu rolls aside. He pulls Tyrant to his feet and tries to whip him to the corner. The bigger man reverses it.]
GAV: "Disco Stu looks to be using his fantastic speed to his advantage."
TAFF: "I don't think he'll outlast Tyrant, though!"
[Tyrant charges into the corner, but Disco Stu ducks under his fist. Stu nails his foe with a right hand, forcing Tyrant against the turnbuckle. Stu continues to pummel Tyrant until the referee pulls them apart. Stu backs off and takes the time to moonwalk around the ring. This gets him a medium pop. As he turns back to face his adversary, Stu is nailed with a huge Clothesline. Tyrant pulls him to his feet then hits a Backbreaker. The big man covers:
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Two.
Kickout!]
GAV: "Tyrant is using his power to dominate Disco Stu here!"
TAFF: "Hah! I told you! Speed is no match for raw power!"
[Tyrant hits a Stalling Suplex on Stu. The Disco man lands hard. Tyrant pulls him up again and floors him with a Shortarm Clothesline. He stomps on Stu for a short time, then pulls him back to his feet. Tyrant looks for another Suplex, but Stu counters! The lighter man lands upright behind Tyrant. Stu leaps onto his back and locks on a Sleeper Hold.]
GAV: "What a superb counter by Stu!"
TAFF: "Oh no! Do something, Tyrant!"
[Tyrant looks to be slowing down and he struggles to keep his feet. He sinks to one knee. Stu keeps hold, not willing to go toe-to-toe with Tyrant.]
GAV: "Tyrant is fading fast! This might already be over!"
[The ref crouches beside the big man, checking for signs of a submission. Tyrant seems to gather the last of his strength for a last effort. He stands up and throws himself backwards into the turnbuckles. Stu has been squashed!]
GAV: "Gosh! Stu looks like a lump of roadkill!"
TAFF: "Haha! Now Tyrant can finish him off!"
[Tyrant drags Disco Stu to his feet by the hair. He holds the small man in front of him, then leans forward to whisper something.]
TAFF: "This is it! This is his finisher! It's all over for Stu!"
[Suddenly Tyrant roars, then hoists Stu onto his shoulder. Stu looks panicked, but gathers his wits quickly to find a means of escape. Stu stretches out and grabs the rope. He pulls himself off Tyrant's shoulders, landing on the apron. Stu then bounds onto the ropes and jumps off to deliver an blistering Tornado DDT.]
GAV: "What a fantastic counter attack! Stu has turned it around!"
[Stu leaps onto the top turnbuckle and turns round, doing a quick dance for the fans. He leaps towards Tyrant and delivers the "Boogie Bomb". Stu covers:
One.
Two.
Three! The bell rings.]
GAV: "It was over so quickly! A sudden victory for Disco Stu! He'd better run before Tyrant gets up again."
["Staying Alive" starts to play, however Stu doesn't stay to celebrate his first win. Tyrant stirs and clambers to his feet. Stu rolls from the ring and sprints up the ramp, unwilling to fight the enraged monster in the ring.]
TAFF: "Wow! Stu sure put on an impressive burst of speed running away from Tyrant there!"
[Upon hearing the music, Tyrant realises the outcome. He shouts at the referee and looks at the ramp just in time to spy Stu running away. Tyrant then charges out of the ring after him.]
GAV: "I don't think Tyrant was too fussed about losing! Stu had better lay low for a few days!"
TAFF: "Good idea! I don't fancy taking on Tyrant when he's angry!"
GAV: "Well, I'm sure this won't be their last meeting!"
Acid vs Zero
[The arena goes pitch black. Music, or more like the sound of a man being gutted to harsh guitar riffs, plays over the sound system as some captions flash onto the big screen-
"Worthlessness is only the beginning... Life does not begin until... you comprehend... that one day... you too will die..."
There's a flash of white light as the opening riffs to 'Left Behind' scream out over the arena. The arena lightens up slightly as from the curtain emerges Acid. She strides confidently down the ramp.]
TUCK: "The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Making her way to the ring, the CWF Vice President... ACID!!!
TAFF: "Whoa! Acid looks depressed!"
GAV: "Well, she's had a pretty rough week! First turning down Kyle Reece then having to deal with Felicia and Damian Ali, not to mention problems with Andrew McMartyn. She maybe the VP but she's still a human being!"
TAFF: "Sometimes I find that hard to believe!"
TUCK: "And her opponent... ZERO!!!
[The arena fades to black and the crowd is quiet. Then the opening chords of the gut wrenching classic 'Zero' by the Smashing Pumpkins begins to blast through out the areana. The crowd is instantly worked into a frenzy of hatered, because they know that "The Second Coming" is on his way. Red strobes then begin to flash along with the music and out comes Zero. Zero stands in the entrance way with a Kendo Stick raised high above his head and a look of distaste on his face. He runs his free hand through his long greasy hair and begins to walk to the ring mathodicly. On the way to the ring he is heckeled by the fans but he pays them no attention as look of determination grows on his face. When he reaches the ring he stands on the apron facing the entrance way and poses again with his kendo stick high above his head for a few seconds to loud roar of disapproval from the packed arena. He then stands on the ropes and looks into the crowd. As he does, Acid runs and pushes him from behind! He flips over the ropes and his foot gets caught, leaving him to dangle on upside down. Acid runs to the other ropes and delivers a baseball slide to Zero as the bell rings.]
[DING! DING! DING!]
[Zero reaches up to untie himself but Acid moves his hands away and steps on them inside the ring. Acid then climbs up the turnbuckle much to the delight of the fans. As she reaches the top, referee Dennis Morgan finally gets Zero untied and he falls to the mat outside. He looks up and Acid jumps off the turnbuckle nailing a flipping senton splash! Acid quickly gets up and runs into the ring. Zero gets up and is pissed off. He gets in the ring and Acid has a cocky look on her face. Zero starts walking towards her and Acid slaps him!]
GAV: "Go Acid! Show him women aren’t to be messed with!"
TAFF: "Run Acid! He’s going to kill you!"
[Zero takes the slap and looks at her. Zero goes to grab her head, but she ducks and does a spinning kick to his knee. Zero’s leg goes forward and Acid runs against the ropes. As she comes back, Zero nails a boot to the face! Acid falls to the ground, but gets back up quickly. Zero grabs her by her hair and starts trash talking her to her face. She slaps him and then plugs her nose.]
GAV: "Hell yea! You tell him!"
TAFF: "I take it Zero’s breath is a little off, if you're that close."
[Acid then runs against the ropes again and goes for a clothesline. Zero takes the cloth line, but just stumbles backwards. Acid then gives Zero a drop toe hold and he hits his nose pretty badly. Acid climbs the turnbuckle quickly and as Zero gets up, she goes for a cross-body. As she touches Zero, he catches her and reverses the move into a power slam to the mat! Acid grabs her back and Zero decides he has had enough. He moves to pick her up, and Acid pulls him to her, she hits a low blow to where the ref can’t see it. Zero stays hunched over and Acid gets up and runs against the ropes. She runs back and nails a bulldog! She the climbs out of the ring onto the apron. Zero is still lying on the mat and Acid signals for the Acid Burnz. Zero, however, has other ideas. He quickly gets to his feet and pushes the referee into the ropes and Acid falls face first into the ring! Zero then picks her up and suplexes her down. Zero yells at her to get up. As she does, he viciously clotheslines her down.]
GAV: "No Acid!"
TAFF: "Zero might kill her."
[Zero then pulls Acid up kicks her in the mid-section. He signals for The Aneurysm (Cradle Piledriver). He lifts Acid up and she slides of his back. She runs to the ropes and drop kicks his leg in the back making him fall backward.
GAV: "You got to love the power of that woman!"
[Acid runs to the ropes and hits the Soul Fly and covers Zero for the pin.]
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[..2..]
[..kickout by Zero!
GAV: "WHAT THE FUCK?!"
TAFF: "I think Acid has just pissed Zero off!"
[Acid has a look of horror on her face. She goes outside the ring and gets a chair. She puts it in the ring and Zero gets up. Acid hopes the ref doesn’t move it. Zero grabs Acid by the hair and pulls her toward him. He then hits a hard DDT. Acid’s body bounces upon impact and she rolls over. Zero goes for the pin.]
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[..kickout by Acid!]
[Zero does not take the amazing kick out seriously. He walks over to the chair. As he gets closer. Acid grabs Zero's boot. Zero turns around and sees her crawling. He looks up towards the ceiling, then signals for the The Aneurysm. Acid sees this and she clings to his leg. She won’t let go at all. Zero gets tired of pulling her off, and he grabs her by her hair. She lets go and Zero whips her into the ropes. Acid comes back and Zero goes for a sidewalk slam. Acid reverses into a head scissors take down! The crowd starts cheering as Acid waits for Zero to get up. He gets up in the corner and Acid runs at him at full speed. She goes for a spear, but Zero moves out of the way. Her shoulder nails the steel post and she stumbles backwards. Zero picks her up from behind and hit’s a back suplex. She rolls around groggily on the mat and Zero lifts her up with ease. He puts her on his shoulder and sits her on the turnbuckle. He then goes for a suplex of the turnbuckle. As he lifts her up, Zero makes her stand with her feet straight in the air. Acid then turns on his shoulders and jumps down into the ring! She quickly gets under him and power bombs him off the 2nd rope! Acid hangs onto the legs and flips over into a bridge pin!]
GAV: "Amazing! Absolutely amazing!"
TAFF: "Whoa! Even I've got to be amazed by that move!"
[Suddenly the lights go out.]
GAV: "Oh come on!!!"
TAFF: "Is it just me or are power cuts synonimous with our vice president?"
[The McMartyntron flashes and on the screen we see a shot of Julia Parker lying motionless at the bottom of a set of stairs. Acid covers her mouth in horror. Felicia steps into the shot, a sadistic smile on her face...]
FELICIA: "Acid, you may have all this so called power, but what good is it? You can't even protect your best friend. You mess with me, everything around you will feel my wraith. Then I'm coming after you."
[The camera fades out to Felicia giving a few boots to Julia. Acid is shock, so much so that she doesn't notice Zero coming up behind her. Before Acid knows what is happening, Zero rolls her up into a pin...]
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TUCK: "Here is your winner... ZERO!!!"
GAV: "Hey! That's not fair!"
TAFF: "Fair or not, Zero got the pin! He's the winner!"
['Zero' by Smashing Pumpkins plays as Zero celebrates in the ring, whilst the CWF VP leaps out of the ring and runs straight into the back, looking for Julia.]
[Commercial Break]
[Backstage, Acid is waiting outside the ambulance as the unconscious Julia Parker is carried into it. Julia has a neck brace on and Acid is fussing over her, a look of dread plastered on her face. Dan Jones runs up to her.]
DAN: "What happened?"
ACID: "That bitch Felicia pushed her down some stairs... Dan, tonight in that match, I want you to DESTROY Damian Ali! I don't care what you do, I don't care if you get DQ'd! I want that little cretinette's boyfriend dismantled... and then I'm gonna do the same thing to her at Turbulence!"
DAN: "Fine by me!"
ACID: "I'm going to go with her to the hospital, ok? Watch your back. I've been having one of the feelings that something ELSE is going to happen tonight!"
[Acid climbs into the ambulance. The doors are closed the a few seconds later, the ambulance pulls away. Dan Jones watches it leave. Kyle Reece approaches him.]
REECE: "I saw what happened. Felicia's gone to far this time!"
[Dan just looks at Reece and then walks away without saying a word. He says as he walks off...]
DAN: "We've got a tag match tonight. I've got a few things to talk over with you... something Acid wants done."
[Reece raises an eyebrow and follows Dan back into the building.]
Blue Flash & Spark Girl vs Natural Born Thrillaz
[Suddenly all the lights in the arena go out. A voice is heard over the PA, "Do not fear..." Then there is a bright blue flash of pyro on the stage and the voice continues "The Blue Flash is here!" Then "Flash" plays over the sound system as The Blue Flash & Spark Girl run out. The Blue Flash stands at the top of the ramp and looks out at the fans, he appeals with his "Superhero flying" taunt and then runs to the ring. Spark Girl does a taunt similiar to the Blue Flash and follows him to the ring. Another flash of pyro, as they roll into the ring and removes their capes.]
GAV: "You gotta love these guys!"
TAFF: "Really? Damn..."
TUCK: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. In the ring... THE BLUE FLASH & SPARK GIRL!!!
[The lights go out. The arena fills with darkness. With several red flashes of light, "Bored" hits the speakers. White strobes flash across the stage as Deftonial and Kid Punk appear. The duo charge the ring and pulls themselves over the ropes. Deftonial then flexes for the crowd whilst Kid Punk stares down the Blue Flash.]
TUCK: "Their opponents... KID PUNK & DEFTONIAL- NATURAL BORN THRILLAZ!!!
TAFF: "Now, these guys are the kind of tag team I like!"
GAV: "They're deranged psychos!"
TAFF: "To each his own, Gav!"
[DING! DING! DING!]
[The bout begins with Kid Punk and Blue Flash taking a bash at it. The two begin exchanging blows left and right, ending with Blue Flash getting the better of it, enabling him to mount an offence and an advantage on his opponent, hence nail Kid Punk with a Bulldog Headlock, smashing Kid Punk’s face hard on the mat. The Blue Flash then picks up Kid Punk and nails him flat with a Belly-to-Belly Suplex, crushing Kid Punk beneath him. The Blue Flash struts around the ring, doing his superhero pose as the fans literally throw their cheers into him. The Blue Flash’s confidence perhaps gets the better of him as he attempts a Snap Suplex onto the ropes, but Kid Punk guards it with his legs and thinking quickly, nails Blue Flash with an Enziguri Kick, totally turning the tide of the bout.]
GAV: "Kid Punk has finally been able to break out of this beating from Blue Flash here, and it looks like he’ll give as good as he’s gotten."
TAFF: "Nobody cares Gav! All we wanna see is these two guys beat the living shit out of each other!"
[Kid Punk, somewhat worn down from Blue Flash’s earlier beating, soon resumes on two feet, after crawling on all fours, discovers his bearings, orientates himself and walks over to a down and out Blue Flash. Kid Punk picks up Blue Flash and blasts him with a guillotine facedriver, sits on him and lays Blue Flash out with a flurry of punches. Kid Punk does a speedy taunt, gaining some negative crowd reaction, before going back down to pummel Blue Flash some more. Kid Punk lifts Blue Flash up again and nails him with a falcon arrow. Still not satisfied that he has incapacitated his adversary for the 3-count, Kid Punk goes to even further lengths. Kid Punk then blasts Blue Flash with a standing shooting star press, and makes a legs-hooked pinfall...]
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[..The fall is broken by Spark Girl, who runs in and whacks Kid Punk in the face with a superkick. The referee forces Spark Girl back out of the ring and into her corner, whilst a still delirious Blue Flash chokes at Kid Punk. The referee turns around and Blue Flash breaks the choke. Blue Flash then tags in Spark Girl, making her the official entrant in the ring.]
GAV: "What blatant cheating by Blue Flash and Spark Girl there! I'm shocked that the CWF's own superheroes would go to such lengths!"
TAFF: "Like I’ve told you so many times before, it’s not cheating if you don’t get caught!
GAV: "Spark Girl is in the ring... I wonder how this will turn the tables, so to speak."
[Spark Girl gets in and immediately aims for the leg area, kicking at Kid Punk’s knees. She then drags Kid Punk to a ring post, pulls part of her wrist band off and wraps it around Kid Punk’s legs, before tying it around the ring post. A helpless Kid Punk tries to struggle free, but it is useless, and Spark Girl manages to apply an illegal figure four around the ring post. The Blue Flash holds the referee for a few seconds, allowing Spark Girl to apply the pressure even more, whilst Kid Punk screams in agony. However, an impatient Deftonial knocks Spark Girl to the floor with a hard right hand, and shoves the referee over to the action, where he begins the disqualification count.]
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[..Just as it reaches five, Spark Girl breaks it and gets back in the ring, but not before kicking Kid Punk one more time to the leg. Spark Girl runs against the ropes, and calculated exactly as Kid Punk gets up, blasts Kid Punk with a suicide dive through the ropes, knocking Kid Punk down yet again. A half-dead Kid Punk is dragged into the ring like a ragdoll by Spark Girl, and then lifted up for a spinebuster. Spark Girl isn’t finished yet, however, and climbs the rope for another power-move, with a tinge of high risk, hitting Kid Punk with the Spark. She then picks Kid Punk up and goes for a powerbomb, but Kid Punk falls back and hooks Spark Girl’s leg with it, creating a legs-hooked cradle. The referee, who is caught off guard by Kid Punk’s surprise burst of energy, slides down to the mat quickly and counts the fall...]
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[..Spark Girl kicks out.]
GAV: "Has Kid Punk been playing possum all this time? Perhaps it was all a clever ploy?"
TAFF: "Nah, he isn’t THAT smart, you know Gav."
[Spark Girl is now more on guard, but Kid Punk is faster, and manages to tag out to Deftonial, whilst Spark Girl remains rather froggy after her last mistake. The two get ready to tie-up, and then do so, with Spark Girl somehow getting the better of it with a headlock takeover. However, Deftonial uses his ingenuity to headscissor out of it and make a pinning predicament...]
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[Spark Girl’s quick wits only earn Deftonial a 1-count, however, but when she attempts a dropkick, Deftonial holds onto the ropes, forcing Spark Girl to smash her face on the mat hard. A smirk comes across Deftonial’s face as he realises he has created an opening, albeit accidentally. Deftonial kicks Spark Girl hard to ensure that she’s out, and then Deftonial picks her up, mounts her onto the turnbuckle and blasts her like a leaky piece of meat with a superplex. He climbs back up on the turnbuckle and signals to the fans for a move, which generates a cheap pop for him, but whilst doing so, Blue Flash has advanced towards him, Kid Punk too injured to move fast enough. Bleu Flash pushes him off of the turnbuckle, not only sending him to the mat hard, but into the referee, hard, also. The referee flies to the other end of the ring, whilst Spark Girl realises what has happened. A smile flashes across her face, and she drags herself up, with the help of the top turnbuckle.]
GAV: "How quickly the tables can turn, and that has happened once again! Predictions? My money’s on a win for Blue Flash and Spark Girl."
TAFF: "I hate to agree with you, Gav, but you might be right."
[Spark Girl exits the ring and goes under it, and soon returns with a table, which she promptly throws into the ring, not wanting to wake the referee before they have performed the "deed". Spark Girl signals to the Blue Flash, who picks up Deftonial and holds him in the Powerbomb position. Spark Girl climbs the turnbuckle, and when Blue Flash goes for the Powerbomb, Kid Punk suddenly comes out of nowhere and pushes Spark Girl, sending her through a table. At the sound of debris, Blue Flash turns around, to see Kid Punk on the turnbuckle, staring a whole right through him. Kid Punk jumps off the buckle, and hooks his legs over Blue Flash’s shoulders, sending him down to the mat in a sit-down position. Deftonial notices the downed referee and runs over to the announcer’s table, grabs a cup of water and throws it over the referee’s face, who quickly wakes up, and is thrown back into the equation by Deftonial. Kid Punk makes the cover...]
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[DING! DING! DING!]
TUCK: "Winners of the match... KID PUNK & DEFTONIAL- NATURAL BORN THRILLAZ!!!"
['Bored' plays over the sound system as Deftonial and Kid Punk taunt the unconscious forms that are Spark Girl and the Blue Flash.]
GAV: "What a match! That was incredible!"
TAFF: "See? I told you Natural Born Thrillaz would come out on top!"
[Commercial Break]
Phil Leach, Dan Jones & Kyle Reece vs Andrew McMartyn, Hans Grip & Damian Ali
GAV: "What a main event we've got booked here! A huge tag team match with, as we've just been informed, no DQ!!!"
TAFF: "This looks set to be one for the books!"
[The arena lights dip low and turn an deep shade of blue as "Control" begins to play. To a vast sea of booing Andrew McMartyn, Hans Grip and Damian Ali appear on the entrance ramp and the three men look around arrogantly before marching down the ramp to the ring.]
TUCK: "This match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at combined weight of 750lbs... ANDREW MCMARTYN, HANS GRIP & DAMIAN ALI!!!"
[The three men climb into the ring and taunt the crowd as 'Living On A Prayer' by Bon Jovi plays over the arena PA system. The crowd erupts as the CWF CHampion, Phil Leach appears at the top of the ramp, followed by his tag team partners Dan Jones and Kyle Reece. Both Dan and Kyle have their sights on Damian Ali, who is leaning against the ropes smirking at them.]
TUCK: "And their opponents... at a combined weight of 683lbs... DAN JONES, KYLE REECE & THE CWF CHAMPION, PHIL 'THE MAN' LEACH!!!"
[Suddenly, the music fades and Reece, Dan and Phil dash down to the ring, leap in and begin to fight. Dan Jones spears Damian Ali, mounting punches on the Hardcore Champion, whilst Phil Leach Andrew McMartyn enter the tie up, struggling to gain the advantage over the other. Kyle Reece and Hans Grip circle one another, before they also enter the tie up. Reece has the advantage and DDT's Grip hard into the canvas.]
GAV: "OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! IT'S PANDEMONIUM IN THAT RING!"
TAFF: "Indeed! Senior Official Adrian Davies is having one helluva time maintaining order in this match!"
[Dan Jones and Damian Ali roll around the canvas in the traditional fashion of a bar room brawl. Phil and Andrew are grappling whilst Reece is stomping a mudhole in the Swedish God, Hans Grip. Adrian Davies runs around the ring, separating the brawling wrestlers, reprimanding them and then sending them into their respective corners. After a heated debate with Dan Jones, Adrian Davies finally has regained control in the ring. After giving the six men a final warning, he calls for the bell for the match to officially start.]
[DING! DING! DING!]
[Hans Grip and Phil Leach enter first, immediately locking horns in a tie up. Hans, being the heavier of the two men gains the advantage and suplexes the CWF Champion. With Phil on the mat, Hans bounces off the ropes and performs an elbow drop on the Gentleman Pimp. Phil Leach convulses in pain and struggles to get free as Hans Grip goes for the early cover...]
[..1..]
[..Phil gets the shoulder up!]
GAV: "It'll take a lot more than that to put the CWF Champion away!"
[Hans Grip gets to his feet and elbow drops again onto Phil Leach before returning to his corner to tag in Andrew McMartyn. Andrew receives the tag and speedily lepas over the ropes and launches himself upon the recovering CWF champion, mounting punches. He then drags Phil up and irish whips him into the ropes. As Phil comes back Andrew attempts a spinning wheel kick, but hits nothing but air as Phil dodges out of the way. Andrew lands on his back as Phil laughs at him. Phil then elevates himself to the rope rope and dives off, performing a leg drop onto Andrew McMartyn. Phil stays onto top of Andrew for the pin...]
[..1..]
[..2..]
[..kickout by Andrew McMartyn!]
[The Gentleman Pimp gets to his feet, pulls Andrew up and DDT's him back onto the mat. He picks him up again, but this time attempts a suplex, but Andrew McMartyn fights back, kicking Phil in the gut and performing a stunner, but the CWF Champion doesn't go down! Andrew McMartyn can't believe it as Phil Leach staggers around the ring.]
GAV: "How does he do that?!!!"
TAFF: "By rights, Phil Leach should be kissing the canvas!"
[Phil staggers over to his corner and tags in Kyle Reece. Reece climbs into the ring, and Andrew McMartyn legs it over to his corner before Reece can reach him and tags in the Hardcore champion, Damian Ali.]
GAV: "Ha ha! I guess Andrew doesn't want to fight Kyle Reece just yet!"
TAFF: "Neither would I! Have you seen the look on his face?! He looks like a man possessed!"
GAV: "Well, everyone saw a significant change in Kyle Reece on Tueday night following Acid's little speech. I'm surprised he's still willing to participate in this match!"
[Kyle Reece and Damian Ali immediately entering the tie up, with Reece coming out on top and hip tossing Damian Ali to one side. Damian quickly gets to his feet, only to be knocked back by a devasting dropkick by Reece. Damian flies through the air and the canvas rumbles and bounces upon his impact. Rece stomps over to Damian and drags him up by the head and whips the Hardcore Champion so hard into the ropes, that Damian is sent flying out of the ring. Reece runs at the turnbuckle nearest to Damian, leaps onto the top rope and performs an amazing hurricanrama off the rope onto the outside. Damian Ali flips over and lands back on the ground hard.]
GAV: "WOW!!! What a move by Kyle Reece!!!"
[Reece and Damian continue to brawl on the outside of the ring. Reece smacks Damian's head into the security barrier several times before attempting to whip him into the steel stairs, but Damian gains back some momentum and manages to send Reece flying into the steel steps. The shouting of the crowd combined with the clatter of the steel steps as Reece hits them, brings a sadisctic smile to Damian Ali's face.]
TAFF: "Uh oh! I think Damain Ali broke Kyle Reece!"
GAV: "GET UP REECE! GET UP! GET UP! GET UP!!!"
[Damian Ali picks Reece up by the collar of his shirt and throws him back into the ring. He climbs in himself and then goes for the cover...]
[..1..]
[..2..]
[..wait a minute! Dan Jones is dragging Damian Ali off of Kyle Reece!]
[Dan Jones manages to grab hold of Damian Ali's leg and drags the Hardcore Champion off of his tag team partner just before the three count. Damian Ali is irate and knowing that Dan still has a hold of his leg, kicks Dan really hard in the face, sending him flying back against the security barrier. Damian slides out of the ring and begins attacking Dan Jones on the outside of the ring. The two men start fighting up the ramp, towrds the stage. Dan manages to DDT Damian onto the cold steel of the ramp, making it clatter on impact. The crowd, however, are fixated on the activities happening in the ring. Andrew McMartyn, Hans Grip and Phil Leach all impatient to be tagged, enter the ring and begin beating up on each other. Phil Leach is easily ambushed as Kyle Reece is still recovering from Damian Ali's assault. Andrew and Hans double team Phil, performing a double suplex on the CWF Champion, then picking him up again and whipping him into the ropes. As he comes back, Hans Andrew grabs him, hoist him up and perform a 3D on the Gentleman Pimp. The fans are screaming for Phil to get up. Andrew McMartyn goes for the pin...]
[..1..]
[..2..]
[..Phil manages to get his shoudler up!]
GAV: "It's a miracle! How's did Phil Leach muster the strength to do that?! He must be in an awful lot of pain right now. An assist from Kyle Reece wouldn't go a miss!"
TAFF: "Speaking of Kyle Reece- where the hell did he go?"
[In the confusion of the pin, Kyle Reece manages to slide out of the ring. He goes under the ring and pulls out a table. He picks it up and carries it up the ramp towards Damian and Dan, who are brawling at the top of the stage. Reece sets up the table and waits. He signals to Dan to drive Damian closer to the table and Dan understands. Dan begins driving Damian Ali back with vicious punches until they approach the table. Then Reece grabs Damian Ali from behind and reverse suplexes the Hardcore Champion straight through the table!]
GAV: "DID YOU SEE THAT??? KYLE REECE JUST PUT DAMIAN ALI STRAIGHT THROUGH A TABLE WITH THE HELP OF DAN JONES!!!]
TAFF: "Yeah! But now what's Reece up to?"
[Reece drags Damian Ali up by the head and drags him towards the edge of the stage. Reece then lifts Damian Ali high above his head...]
TAFF: OH MY GOD! HE'S NOT GONNA DO WHAT I THINK HE'S GONNA DO, IS HE?!"
GAV: "HE'S GONNA THROW DAMIAN ALI OFF THE STAGE! DON'T DO IT, REECE! HE'S NOT WORTH IT!"
[Reece keeps Damian Ali held high above his head. Dan Jones approaches. Reece looks to Dan, who just nods. Reece turns back to the afcing the edge of the stage. The crowd gasp as Reece looks ready to throw, but instead, he puts Damian Ali down in front of Dan Jones and stands back. Damian Ali is dazed as he stands in front of Dan, who looks him up and down and suddenly, his hand is around Damian's throat! Before the crowd knows what is happening, Damian Ali is chokeslamed off the stage and crashes into a heap of tables and chairs below!]
GAV: "OH NO! SOMEBODY CALL THE EMT'S! DAN JONES JUST VAMPIRES KISSED DAMIAN ALI OFF THE STAGE!!!"
[Dan Jones admires his handiwork before he and Reece dash back to the ring to try to save Phil Leach, but it's too late. The damage has been done and Phil has been beaten down into a pin by Andrew McMartyn...]
[..1..]
[..2..]
[..3!!]
['Control' blasts out over the arena sound system as referee Adrian Davies holds Andrew McMartyn and Hans Grip's arm in the air. Dan Jones and Kyle Reece can't believe it!]
TUCK: "Here are your winners... ANDREW MCMARTYN, HANS GRIP & DAMIAN ALI!!!"
GAV: "Dan Jones and Kyle Reece can't believe it! Maybe if they'd paid more attention to what was happening in the ring then maybe they could have waked away with the win in this match!"
[Phil Leach staggers to his feet as Andrew and Hans are still celebrating. The CWF Champion is furious and runs up behidn the younger McMartyn and performs the Pimp Drop! Hans Grip attempts to clothesline Phil as Andrew McMartyn lies dazed on the mat, but Phil ducks and then performs another Pimp Drop on the Swedish God! The crowd goes nuts as the Gentleman Pimp circles his two fallen foes and taunts them. He then looks to the outside of the ring at Dan and Reece. He starts shouting abuse at the two of them when suddenly Dan and Reece are struck down by chair shots to the face... at the hands of Clive McMartyn!!! The Senior McMartyn comes out from beneath the ring and delivers chair shots to Dan Jones and Kyle Reece before entering the ring and attacking the CWF Champion!!!]
GAV: "It's Mr McMartyn! I thought he was out of town on business!"
TAFF: "Not anymore he's not!"
[Clive McMartyn succeeds in flattening Phil Leach with a vicious chair shot to the forehead. The CWF Presiden then throws down the chair, grabs the microphone off Ralph Tuck and points at Phil Leach as he speaks...]
MCMARTYN: "Tuesday Night Turbulence... you and me, Mr Leach, in this very ring for the CWF Championship!!!"
[McMartyn throws down the mic as 'No Chance in Hell' plays over the sound system.]
TAFF: "Clive McMartyn to challenge Phil Leach for the Championship on TNT?! What a surprise?!"
GAV: "I can't wait! And I'm sure the audience at home can't either! Goodnight everyone!"
[Redemption fades out as Clive McMartyn, followed by Hans Grip, is seen helping his son, Andrew out of the ring and up the ramp, leaving the bodies of Phil Leach, Dan Jones and Kyle Reece strewn around the ring...]
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