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August 2002

Editorial

Welcome to the August Edition of the CWF Magazine. Whilst you guys were recovering from the awesome action that was on display at Shindig Slam, we have been working around the clock to bring you some really cool features for this months magazine.

This month:

-- An interview with the CWF Vice President, Acid

-- More Snooping with the Golden Snitch

-- A brand new feature called 'Top Five...'

-- plus lots more!

Enjoy!!!

-- Leigh Abbot

Top Five... Things Rabbi Dobba could do to convert more people to Righteous Justice

1. Door-to-door preaching
2. Tele-evangalism
3. Free gifts!!!
4. Get a famous Hollywood celebrity to become a member
5. Get him to change his look a bit- get rid of the curly hair, the tie-dyed t-shirt and that maroon coloured yarmulka, a bit of a trim of the moustache...

A Little Q & A...
by Keith Dunningworth

She is considered to be the wildcard in the CWF Board Room. She books bizarre matches and fires people on the spot. Overall, she is intriguing and could possibly be a bigger thorn in the sides of the McMartyn's than Phil Leach or Stone Cold Andy Morgan could ever be...

CWF Mag: During you've career you've been in various federation and received numourous titles. At 22, you're the vice president of the biggest federation to come out of Wales. What would say was your greatest achievement in your career out of all this?

Acid: There's been so many highs during my career that it's really difficult to say. Becoming the CWF Vice President is definitely one of the greatest.

CWF Mag: Of course, you entered the CWF under some very unusual circumstances, which turned out to very embarrassing for Andrew McMartyn. A lot of people are calling you the 'Wildcard Exec.' Are they far from the truth?

Acid: Well, you know what they say- 'the greatest storms announce themselves with a light breeze.'

CWF Mag: Onto recent events in the CWF- you've been a business partnership with Dan Jones for a while, but that came to rather an abrupt end at Shindig Slam. How did your dealings with Dan Jones come about and why did they have to end? You two seemed to have a good arrangement.

Acid: Dan Jones is a very talented performer. He's been with the company a hell of a lot longer than I have. It was quite simple really- I needed someone to watch my back around the McMartyns and that someone had to be a person who didn't really get on with them. Dan was the ideal candidate. In return, I offered to sponsor him to become the CWF Champion. Even though he was unsuccessful, I continued to sponsor him, getting him shots at other belts. The entire situation with Kyle Reece interfered with the partnership, causing a rift between Dan and myself. There was a lot of jealously there I think, plus a couple of prides were hurt in process. I'm just glad the whole thing's over with!

CWF Mag: So, it's unlikely that you and Dan will patch things up and still be friends?

Acid: Dan was never really a friend in the first place. He was always moody and quiet. Friends talk about stuff and have fun. dan just did what was neccessary and then he p***ed off. It was always about business with Dan, which is fair enough. I seriously don't think we'll be working together again. As far as I know, I'm not in his good books.

CWF Mag: Does that count for Kyle Reece?

Acid: Definitely yes. I hurt his feelings and I embarrassed him on television. I'd very much doubt if he would ever want to speak to me again, but he has to understand that I cannot mix business with pleasure. It makes things too complicated, and that's speaking from past experience.

CWF Mag: You're now the CWF Women's Champion. How does it make you feel?

Acid: Happy. I've now got something solid to prove that I am, and always have been, the #1 woman in this fed. I personally never needed this belt to prove that fact to myself, but to all those cretinettes out there who think that they have what it takes to usurp me. Felicia had better think again before trying anything like that again. The men are next- it's about time they got to know who the boss is.

CWF Mag: Finally, what exactly is the 'Legacy of Get Bent?'

Acid: [laughs] You'll all find that out in the next few weeks, I believe...

‘The Crystal Ball’ By Scott Hammond

Hi all, in this column I shall be giving my predictions on pretty much anything and everything about the CWF. Now a lot of you haven’t seen me in recent weeks. That is because I have quit CWF for the time being and it was a hard decision. But I came up with an idea that would still keep me in the company in some way, and here it is.

Tuesday Night Turbulence

Tom 'The Shuck' Ickleberry Vs Rabbi Bernie Dobba
Evening Gown Match

Well this one could get very ugly very quickly. After the inter-gender tag team match that these guys had at the riverside stadium, we could be in for a very ugly fight. Shindig Slam didn’t really settle anything between these two guys but one thing is for sure, the embarrassment of having to wear an evening gown could fare too much for these guys. But I’m sure that no doubt we shall see an excellent fight after seeing the potential of these two at Shindig Slam, shame about having to see them walk around in their underwear though! I think that ‘The Shuck’s’ weird ways will be enough to pull off a win in this match…hopefully nothing else will be pulled off!!

CWF Women’s Championship
Acid Vs Fallon
Women’s Match

The first of two title matches, I think that this will be an amazing fight between the Co-Owner of the CWF and one of the rising young women in the company. Acid having won the title at Shindig Slam and the more experience of the two fighters which she always has in her favour. Fallon also proved that she is a lady not to be messed with at Shindig Slam as the other half of RBD’s inter-gender team and was unlucky to have her team DQ’d. I think that Acid’s in-ring experience will be enough for her to pull off the win and retain her title, not digging at Fallon though; she’s one hell of a woman! Wouldn’t you prefer this as an Evening Gown Match?

Stone Cold Andy Morgan Vs Disco Stu
Singles Match

Well what can you say about this match? This match was on the card the moment Stu lost Stone Cold’s title at Shindig Slam to Clint Hill. Stone Cold obviously pretty pissed off right now at Stu but the two have made quite the couple over the past couple of weeks. This match is just plain out revenge for Stone Cold who will no doubt take out this in-ring rookie, this is definitely Stone Cold’s match.

CWF Championship Match
‘The Huckster’ Bob Jones Vs Kyle Reece
Singles Match

Well this will be a great title match. After seeing possibly one of the greatest World Title matches at Shindig Slam between Phil Leach and The Huckster, I think that this will be just as good. Kyle Reece sure as hell proved to us all why he should be number one contender after his amazing match at the PPV too, this should be a great main event. I think that with his experience, The Huckster will come out on top in this match, but not taking anything away from Reece, he is the future of the company without a doubt.

Possible Angles

There are a few possible angles and storylines that I can see in the near future. To be honest, this is just a hunch, but I think with everything that Disco Stu has had to endure over the past few days, he has been thinking and I think that maybe I see a possible link with him and Clint Hill, the new CWF Hardcore Champion. I think that Stu believes that he has been treated unfairly and what better way to get back at Stone Cold than to go against him with the guy that took his title.

Also, I see a possible link between the Huckster and Phil Leach in coming weeks, their friendship rekindled at the PPV and I think that they will join forces to take on all comers like they have in the past. Dan Jones will obviously be linked with Leach as well as I see a feud between them two ensuing after Jones costing Leach the title against the Huckster.

Finally, I don’t see Damian Ali’s feud with The Blue Flash ending any time soon after their match at the PPV, with Ali looking satisfied with his demolishment of the Blue Flash I think that will continue.

Possible Championship Changes

Because we have just had a PPV, and so many of the titles have changed hands, I don’t see many titles changing hands just yet. But in saying that, The Hardcore Title is always a liability, and has changed hands three times in the past month so who knows. One other person who I see could be losing his touch is the Intercontinental Champion Hans Grip. Me loosing to him at my first CWF PPV for that very title means that his time I think is almost up. (Not being bias or anything).

Well that’s all for this month’s edition of the Crystal Ball, I shall see you all next month, and just remember, Tuesday Night Turbulence comes to you this week from our good friends in Newport, see you there!

Snooping with the Snitch

Golden Snitch here with more CWF gossip!

-- Congrats to all our new champions, but especially to The Huckster, the new CWF Champion- proving that old people, even though dangerous behind the wheel of a car, can prove to be some use in society.

-- Acid- there are so many titles she is known by these days- CWF VP, CWF Women's Champion, Wildcard, Heartbreaker, Scheming Wench... what else could this woman possibly do to our roster?

-- Looks like old wounds have reopened for Dan Jones and Phil Leach. These two veteran fighters seem to be finally getting the chance to settle their differences...

-- Kid Punk - could he be anymore dangerous? I fear certain folks of the opposite gender are about to find that out...

-- If you were to put Rabbi Bernie Dobba and The Shuck in a weirdo competition, who would come out on top? That would be too close to call...

-- Excellent debuts made recently by Fallon and Asya. I predict great things for these two newest addtions to the women's roster. But first they have to settle a little matter between themselves- who did get to the make up chair first anyway?

-- Blue Flash is out with a concussion and several abrasions follwing his match with Damian Ali at Shindig Slam. The CWF's resident superhero will return soon to begin another adventure.

-- Faith is still recovering from whiplash after being powerbombed by Asya. She should be returning to action within a week or so.

-- Hans Grip has a twisted knee and is taking a well earned break- let's face it, he deserves it! Sven Oger-Svensson will also be absent from the CWF screens for a week or so. Apparantly he's going on holiday with a lady called Nancy???

-- Both Damian Ali and Felicia are out of action this week. Damian Ali has been suspended due to his behaviour in the Theatre of Pain match, which caused injury to the Blue Flash. Felicia is nursing a sprained wrist and a slight concussion following her unsuccessful title defence against Acid on Sunday night. The terrible twosome should be returning to action in a week.

More snooping next month!

- The Golden Snitch